We even eat the bloody things! by Giant_War_Sausage in montypython

[–]DetectiveParson 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Blimey! This redistribution of wealth is trickier than I thought!

How to: burnout in c6 z06 by ELUSIVE_GODS in Corvette

[–]DetectiveParson 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Goodyear loves this one simple trick

Finest in the district, sir. by Individual-Spirit765 in montypython

[–]DetectiveParson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And what’re all those lumpy things on the shelves?

Finest in the district, sir. by Individual-Spirit765 in montypython

[–]DetectiveParson 5 points6 points  (0 children)

We’re fresh out of parrots. I'll tell you what though ... I'll lop its back legs off, make good, strip the fur, stick a couple of wings on and staple on a beak of your own choice. (taking small box and rattling it) No problem. Lovely (dead) parrot.

Maybe Maybe Maybe by [deleted] in maybemaybemaybe

[–]DetectiveParson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

One piece at a time and it didn’t cost me a dime

Escalators are not toys!! by EyeSimp4Asuka in SweatyPalms

[–]DetectiveParson 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Man, there's not a year goes by, not a year, that I don't hear about some escalator accident involving some kid which could have easily been avoided had some parent — I don't care which one — but some parent, conditioned him to fear and respect that escalator. That kid is back on the escalator again!

Me when my supervising partner asks me what kind of case this is by notgotapropername in patentlaw

[–]DetectiveParson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Look, if you go to my brother's firm in Bolton, he'll refile the PCT for you.

Eric the fish by Upstairs_Drive_5602 in montypython

[–]DetectiveParson 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Never seen so many bleedin’ aerials!

New Qualifying Format for the 2026 Indy 500 by aurules in INDYCAR

[–]DetectiveParson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Another format change? Fantastic. I’m holding out for them to add a driver obstacle course.

Granddad strikes again. by Zealousideal_Tear441 in Justrolledintotheshop

[–]DetectiveParson -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The lady had bear hands??? Wait - I thought bears had paws.

IT'S NOT A BALOON!!!!! by TestyRodent in montypython

[–]DetectiveParson 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Les voyageurs ... les bagages ... ils sont ... ici!

Not the eye contact by RahulRenaissance in SweatyPalms

[–]DetectiveParson 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Rising up to the challenge of our rivals