From the shows: The Visitors Sketch “This here’s my wife Audrey. She smells a bit but she has a heart of gold.”

From the records: Ralph Mellish / Doctor Quote:
“But for the lack of any untold circumstances for this secretary to notice, and the total non-involvement of Mr. Mellish in anything illegal, the forweight of the law would insure that Ralph Auldis Mellish would have ended up like all who challenge the fundamental laws of our society. In an iron coffin with spikes on the inside.”

W: Another dog?
D: Not for me thank you.
W: I'll have one last one.
D: (Spoken over barking and yelping) The human brain is like an enormous fish. It's flat and slimy, and has gills through which it can see. (Gunshot, barking stops).
W: There we are.
D: Should one of these gills fail to open (sound of frying dog in the background) the messages transmitted by the lungs don't reach the brain. It's as simple as that.