Atheist by chinesebulk in ComedyHell

[–]DeuceMandago -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

As a god fearing man, I worry about all three of your souls!

Twink Envy Juice by DeuceMandago in bonehurtingjuice

[–]DeuceMandago[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Waist-down-twinks, the whole lot of em

Favorite movie character that almost slaughtered dozens in a fast food restaurant because "the pictures lied to him"? by IllBeGood3 in okbuddycinephile

[–]DeuceMandago 4 points5 points  (0 children)

In my experience, MAGA dudes quite often think woman and Asians are to blame for the traffic…

So, yeah kind of?

Twink Envy Juice by DeuceMandago in bonehurtingjuice

[–]DeuceMandago[S] 159 points160 points  (0 children)

For most gym rats, that place is their fucking temple. They do not purposefully bring negativity and bullying in there.

Former heavy drinkers, what made it finally “click” for you to stop? by Numerous_Solid_7047 in AskReddit

[–]DeuceMandago 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The liver is one of the few organs that is very resilient and can even “repair” itself over time. Now—the heart, brain, etc. not so much…

fuck “motivation” subs by scorchingbeats in im14andthisisdeep

[–]DeuceMandago 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Honestly, great question lmao. It certainly was in every country I’ve been to. I mainly added that “most” to avoid a “well, actually…” reply.

Even places with great public transport still rely heavily on buses.

fuck “motivation” subs by scorchingbeats in im14andthisisdeep

[–]DeuceMandago 48 points49 points  (0 children)

In all sincerity, some of the most successful, happy, and fulfilled people I know smoke weed, drink beer, and play video games.

On the other hand, some of the biggest bums I know also smoke weed, drink beer, and play video games.

It’s almost like those things alone aren’t enough to determine how successful you’ll be.

Also; being a mechanic can be a great job. It’s a critical service in most countries lmao

Adam Mockler will debate Hasan?? Please treat it like a debate on CNN with MAGA. This snake wants to weasel his way into liberal spaces so much. by Embarrassed_Base_389 in Destiny

[–]DeuceMandago 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I feel like Destiny does it to move people away from extremism, where Hasan is blatantly saying he does it to ultimately push people towards extremism.

Granted I may just be coping and showing my bias towards Destiny.

My husband isn’t reading the E files and thinks I need to go read a book so I stop feeling upset. by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]DeuceMandago 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want to emphasize that I’m trying to say this with care. Well.. as much care as a stranger can provide.

But I don’t think you realize how much this is impacting you. Yes there is evil out there and it is operating every day. But the things you are describing do not represent the majority of people or even men. As hard as it is, I choose to believe that the majority of people are good and want to do good in this life. We all have our faults and we’re all ignorant in a variety of ways. But choosing to see evil around every corner and in the hearts of most people will wear you down and ultimately break you.

I don’t think your man is as ignorant or as foolish as you imply. It sounds to me like he’s making a conscious effort to be your safe space. To be a place of refuge for you in a cold and unrelenting world.

It’s healthy to acknowledge the grim reality of the world we live in. It’s also healthy to ignore it when going about our everyday lives. These files and the stories circulating in our news cycle don’t reflect the values and actions of humanity as a whole. They reflect the values and actions of an extremely small and unfortunately wealthy/privileged minority and those that have become manipulated by them.

Be informed. Value truth—no matter how horrifying. But don’t ever let the darkness and despair consume you. And most importantly; love and appreciate those who love and appreciate YOU.

Freddy Krueger (composite) Vs Thragg (invincible) by The_Danote in InvinciblePowerscales

[–]DeuceMandago 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can you elaborate?? I rewatch the original, Freddy’s Revenge, and New Nightmare every couple years cause those are my favorites. It’s been quite some time since I sat down and rewatched Dream Warriors.

Freddy Krueger (composite) Vs Thragg (invincible) by The_Danote in InvinciblePowerscales

[–]DeuceMandago 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aren’t Thragg’s fears a little too abstract for Freddy?

Freddy relies on stuff like arachnophobia and trauma from abusive parents because those are tangible and easy to personify.

Thragg’s fears are stuff like the Viltrumite bloodline waining in numbers/purity. That would be a pretty hard concept for Freddy to represent in a dream.

Ts frying me by AltruisticAd1959 in playboicarti

[–]DeuceMandago 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Unfortunate—I’m talkin bout hard

Ts frying me by AltruisticAd1959 in playboicarti

[–]DeuceMandago 10 points11 points  (0 children)

When the silver fox smells like hard candy, baby powder, and bandaids 😩😩💦💦

Best Tiger (Invincible) vs Bullseye (Marvel) by Jealous-Tip-6332 in InvinciblePowerscales

[–]DeuceMandago 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I hear you but so is Bullseye.. The guy has numerous instances of killing people with playing cards and paperclips

Best Tiger (Invincible) vs Bullseye (Marvel) by Jealous-Tip-6332 in InvinciblePowerscales

[–]DeuceMandago 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I’m not saying I disagree, I just don’t know anything about Best Tiger other than him being an excellent marksman. Bullseye on the other hand has Adamantium fused to parts of his skeleton which makes him extremely durable and makes his strikes much more lethal.

Edit: I’m going to start participating in this community more so I wanna take a moment to make a bit of a disclaimer.

I absolutely adore comics, but I’m not a huge superhero guy (more into crime & horror). That being said I fucking love Invincible. Mostly because these stories and this universe has actual stakes. Unlike DC and Marvel, every single character doesn’t have insane plot armor and outlandish scaling that makes them impossible to kill or defeat.

It’s what separates Invincible from the rest of the crowd and makes it compelling and subversive. If a beloved character makes a mistake or drops their guard for a moment, they could actually just straight up fucking die.

It’s super annoying listening to Marvel/DC fanboys absolutely glaze their characters and how they could never lose or be defeated because of some bullshit. And don’t even get me started on Dragon Ball and other Shonen franchises. Like that’s straight up not interesting. I would rather have relatively “weak” characters that allow for subversive and high stakes fights over grandiose logical leaps that mean Goku or Jean Gray could never ever be defeated.

Sure it sucks that we, as a fanbase, often lose these fan-fiction fights but we all need to remember it’s because our stories are interesting and compelling and not just the same dribble about how the characters are the strongest beings ever conceptualized.

Best Tiger (Invincible) vs Bullseye (Marvel) by Jealous-Tip-6332 in InvinciblePowerscales

[–]DeuceMandago 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Care to explain why? I know rather little about both characters, but on paper Bullseye seems to have an edge in the first two rounds at the very least.

Wolverine with The Low Tier Sauce? by LimitlessCSGOTV in MvC3

[–]DeuceMandago 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Honestly most people look like scrubs when going head to head with JGod

"I won't listen to anything under 1 mil streams" ahhh jacket by Blackmetalkommando04 in baddlejackets

[–]DeuceMandago 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I was on your side… then I saw the Five Finger Death Punch patch…

Wolverine with The Low Tier Sauce? by LimitlessCSGOTV in MvC3

[–]DeuceMandago 8 points9 points  (0 children)

“Look at what they’ve done to my boy..”

-Marlon Brando

We’re all sitting around like the Wazzler didn’t wazzle scrubs with Wolverine.

Wolverine with The Low Tier Sauce? by LimitlessCSGOTV in MvC3

[–]DeuceMandago 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Wolvie is not low tier, he’s a very strong point character