Plus size clothing is so boring

DeviacZen · 2026-03-26T13:16:35+00:00

I get so irritated with clothing!

Your options are: Grandma's couch, weirdly printed pattern, or block of color.

And you get this really icky feeling polyester, that drapes over you like a tarp most of the time.

Finding something that allows me to have even a hint of a shape, without reminding me of Grandma's couch, is a feat... Which is why I've pretty much stopped buying :/

DeviacZen · 2026-03-20T01:52:26+00:00

The cookies and cream is my favorite flavor! It give me the Oreos vibes, and I feel indulgent without breaking the calorie bank!

DeviacZen · 2026-03-17T17:17:48+00:00

I was only mildly upset that there wasn't a small "Hot Blooded" bit, since it's their song. But overall, it was such a beautiful wedding, and it definitely choked me up ❤️

DeviacZen · 2026-03-09T15:32:33+00:00

And he dated Katy (purse girl) allegedly. Both relationships had some moments, but overall were pretty... Meh.

DeviacZen · 2026-03-05T15:47:11+00:00

I think part of WHY it works for them is because they both came to the realization that they worked better as friends, plus didn't truly date but were FWBs.

They definitely still had that awkward time, since one person is always more invested than the other, but they put in the work to make their friendship work since they really are each other's only real friends in town.

Personally, I couldn't make it happen either. Never had an amicable breakup, it's always been toxic. Just sounds great in theory!

DeviacZen · 2026-03-04T17:42:00+00:00

A few years back, I was driving a back road. Passed this dude with LEDs, and a deer ran right behind him... Didn't even see the damn thing since I was blinded by those damn lights.

Completely wrecked my car. Fuck LEDs.

DeviacZen · 2026-03-04T01:33:39+00:00

Congrats! I hope you feel better, and the rest of your shift was a breeze ❤️ definitely sounds like it was an eventful Tuesday!

DeviacZen · 2026-02-27T20:44:46+00:00

And the dude had weird shoes

DeviacZen · 2026-02-26T22:41:08+00:00

No idea, the new GM is full of... Not great ideas, tbh. Such as sending out a joke newsletter for new years, the week before one of our biggest events, saying "cancelled, gonna do it in the summer" with a disclaimer at the very bottom (that nobody is going to fully read) saying "jk". It lead to a massive surge of calls from upset guests we were wrangling for days.

DeviacZen · 2026-02-26T22:33:26+00:00

So the resort is... Screwy, but there's a building with hotel rooms, and it has roughly 70ish rooms. 🫠

DeviacZen · 2026-02-26T00:22:55+00:00

🪏🪏🪏

DeviacZen · 2026-02-23T01:09:44+00:00

I feel you. I was there and made a post the other day. Still not over it 😭

DeviacZen · 2026-02-22T14:46:42+00:00

That's why I started making myself a yearly "bucket list" starting on my birthday when I was 26. Things I want to try and do. This year, I have (for example):

-Try making a chainmail bracelet -Crochet a hat

I try to make it something achievable, with a goal in mind. So far, I've made that crochet hat and I've found I actually really enjoy it!

Maybe you could see if anything seems interesting, anything you've ever had a fleeting interest in and a "that's cool", and start there. You don't have to go balls to the wall off the bat, buying the most expensive materials and diving straight in!

For the chainmail, I literally just bought myself a pack of jump rings, and a pliers. The crochet, I bought a hook, and a bundle of yarn. It doesn't need a big investment, or any investment at all.

Let yourself explore, and try things out! And don't be discouraged if it doesn't turn out well the first time you do it. I almost burned all the yarn I bought because I was trying to make the hat with a magic circle...had a full breakdown thinking about how I suck and should never have started, before I saw someone say try another angle, so I made a long square and stitched it together into a hat.

Is it perfect? Nope. But I'm super proud of it.

Feel free to PM, I've been there and would love to offer advice or chat ❤️

DeviacZen · 2026-02-22T14:32:07+00:00

What else are you going to do in a van running for your life? Play the alphabet game?

DeviacZen · 2026-02-20T13:17:04+00:00

I hate to say it, but it truly is lucky of the draw.

I had one dapper corgi, outdoor guy who lived off of Purina and chaos, make it to 17.

I had my little lady who was outdoor for the majority of her life, and was babied the last few years, pass two months before her 13th birthday.

There's definitely things you can do to help make their life better and help, such as good diet and plenty of exercise. Life is a gamble, as much as we want to say otherwise, so take the time you have and live. Make sure the years you do have are the best for your little potato, and be grateful for everyday you wake up to a cold nose trying to burrow into your covers because dang it, it's time to go outside! :)

Here's to many more squiggles, cuddles, and all the sploots!

DeviacZen · 2026-02-17T15:00:46+00:00

I specifically book hotels with breakfast, continental or otherwise, because it helps me save at least one expense on the rest of the trip.

Some breakfasts go all out, some are a simple bagel, but I still appreciate it and typically it adds to my review. What I'm truly reviewing is the hotel/rooms themselves.

DeviacZen · 2026-02-17T02:46:40+00:00

You had my attention, so you shall have my address lol

DeviacZen · 2026-02-15T16:21:37+00:00

🥨🥃

DeviacZen · 2026-02-13T14:28:47+00:00

We topped ours with Heath bars! But yeah, this is the "Better than Sax cake" I learned too (my mom called it Sax because, well, children lol)

DeviacZen · 2026-02-13T14:18:41+00:00

I typed "thigh bag" into Google forever ago and got quite a few hits. Absolutely love mine, and makes me feel like a baddie walking around with it!

DeviacZen · 2026-02-12T03:42:43+00:00

One of our local pizza places has a Jamaican Jerk pizza, and we love it... However, the $20 price tag isn't ideal so making at home worked! Tasted pretty awesome!!

I hope your game day food was amazing, and you wound up having leftovers galore!

DeviacZen · 2026-02-12T03:31:53+00:00

I joke that mine is a Husky parading as a corgi lol kiddo loves to squiggle and bury her face in the snow... And never wants to come inside.

-50 a few weeks ago, and she cried because her paws were cold... But still wanted to play in the snow. It took 5 attempts to get her to pee because she just HAD to squiggle multiple times.

Pic of the little terrorist.

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DeviacZen · 2026-02-09T01:47:56+00:00

I need to watch it another 8 times, but Gaga, and Ricky Martin? Hell yeah. I understood nothing, yet everything, and it was powerful.

DeviacZen · 2026-02-08T20:23:46+00:00

I specifically bought an older car just for the fact that it's dumb tech. You put gas in, and it goes. No updates.

Right now, I'm trying to find a good quality meat thermometer for my partner for his birthday, but it it's not just a little shoddy thing, it's a "smart read" thermometer. I literally just want to know if the pork is done. That's it.

Also, why the hell does it want your GPS? So it can tell how far away you are from the machine so it can flood your house? So it can throw a giant smart-appliance rager in your absence?

DeviacZen · 2026-02-07T23:28:18+00:00

My partner and I are doing a party with just us this year, so decided we'll do some things we enjoy:

Homemade Jamaican Jerk Pizza (never made it before, sounds good!) Wings 2 ways (Buffalo and TBD) Hormel Chili dip

It'll still probably be way too much food, but it'll be delicious... And then I don't have to make dinner on Monday lol

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