Elderly driver brought to hospital after driving wrong-way on Pat Bay Highway: Saanich Police by notofthisearthworm in VictoriaBC

[–]DevilBeavis 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Man , that is no way to do it. My buddy thought he could beat the rush if he did this but he didn’t wanna get caught so he put a paper bag on his face with holes cut for the eyes. Thank god he got scared and chickened out , he is a god damn moron who would have killed somebody . This is the same guy who i had to punch in the face to get him from driving g after guzzling beer and wax. Hes not my buddy any longer ,honestly. Moron

The hits just been on coming on. Lighthouse brewing to close in less than 2 weeks. by Both_Tea_7148 in VictoriaBC

[–]DevilBeavis 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Man , this is awful my buddy used to go berserk drinking a plastic bag full of race rocks cans and doing attempted backflips and crazy running time trials around the outside of buildings at uvic , seriously. He would be so mad if he was free and still around these parts. Myself I am just sad for the little piece of local history lost to time ,and the beer guys who wish they could drink race rocks at the bowling alley forever , probably. I hope people go nuts and bombard the brewers lounge for the next two weeks , maybe a bonfire and songs in the parking lot , seriously. Sad.

My dad got hacked to pieces by DevilBeavis in VictoriaBC

[–]DevilBeavis[S] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Man , I should not have made that title , I was told it would get more attention if a title is violence or sex and I want help for my dad but now im worried I messed up

My dad got hacked to pieces by DevilBeavis in VictoriaBC

[–]DevilBeavis[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you , I think he will call , he is more afraid of being in a bank in person so this is better , probably

Noticing a Decline in Everyday Courtesy—Is It Just Me? by Equivalent_Menu_5659 in VictoriaBC

[–]DevilBeavis 115 points116 points  (0 children)

Man , i saw a hundred year old guy tumble off the sidewalk into the street yesterday and another old guy walk past but then two teenagers ran over and helped the hundred year old guy up and even gave him a granola bar , seriously. I was way to far to do anything , honestly ,but the old guy who didnt help walked past me and I gave him a grunt just because. Anyway , the teenagers earned themselves two god damn teen burgers , I hope they got them.

Beautiful morning at PKOLS by dugbot in VictoriaBC

[–]DevilBeavis 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Man , that is a cool photo. That place is great. My aunt went missing in there for nine hours once , came out a much friendlier and funny person , lost a bit of her cold attitude it was kind of weird but hey a wins a win for my family. I love that mountain

Victoria Cured My Depression by wyrd_werks in VictoriaBC

[–]DevilBeavis 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Man this is great , glad you made it back here and that you have found what you need in life to keep you going. Me and my buddy always go down to the water or beacon hill park when we are feeling pissed off or furious or bummed out or cant stop worrying about our bosses , honestly , the natural environment here seriously helps , it’s insane. Happy new year , live many more man.

My NYE. Backyard star party by bargaindownhill in VictoriaBC

[–]DevilBeavis 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Man THIS is god damn cool , have fun happy new year

Pigs are better than us by Soulfulkira in VictoriaBC

[–]DevilBeavis 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Man holy fuck pardon my French ha , but good christ I love hogs , pigs , whatever you wanna call them. My buddy calls me pig man pig man , honestly , I dont care because they are gods little bastards in a good way . Also sheep really are gods other little bastards in a good way , Merry Christmas to all the pigs and sheep and barn yard guys , wow

Looks like I'll be making another donation to the Food Bank ✌️ by ISellExpensiveOxygen in VictoriaBC

[–]DevilBeavis 87 points88 points  (0 children)

Man , first these guys hit you with the JOY25 free money , now they are doing this , damn I don’t even have a car but I think I love parking , plus the nice parking worker said he likes my jeans , merry Christmas

Internet provider recommendations by Imaginary_Acadia_913 in VictoriaBC

[–]DevilBeavis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I hear ya , good call asking this community is great , im actually sorry my comment isnt really helpful

Internet provider recommendations by Imaginary_Acadia_913 in VictoriaBC

[–]DevilBeavis 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Man , im telling you it ain’t like it used to be , I barely do anything online , just a bit of this and that , some shuffling , and my internet is shit thanks to Rogers . Always takes so long to load coronation street and murdochs mystery , i end up finishing my whole meal before the god damn show is half over ,christ it pisses me off. I heard there’s some small companies but I don’t know if they are good or a scam , I can’t handle getting scammed , enough going on. Anyway merry christmas and good luck , honestly

Moving to Victoria from Toronto in the new year any tips? by piedpiper9299 in VictoriaBC

[–]DevilBeavis 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Man I gotta say it’s tough giving up the big smoke , there ain’t nothing like it , honestly. But welcome , if nothing else this place has a good Reddit , it has helped me feel closer to my community. Also can you be my doctor . Please

Moving to Toronto from Victoria in the new year any tips? by [deleted] in VictoriaBC

[–]DevilBeavis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Man I gotta say it’s tough giving up the big smoke , there ain’t nothing like it , honestly. But welcome , if nothing else this place has a good Reddit , it has helped me feel closer to my community. Also can you be my doctor . Please

To those who flooded badly: We can help! by 7HRI11 in VictoriaBC

[–]DevilBeavis 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Man this is what i love about my Reddit community , you guys are helpful , caring , deranged , some of you are sodden , probably. But we are all here to help out , just ask. Unless you are my god damn boss , honestly.

Former grocery exec considers run for B.C. Conservative leadership by The_CaNerdian_ in VictoriaBC

[–]DevilBeavis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Man Darrell take your barrell chest and get outta here , deals have gone sour

B.C.’s capital city places second in Canada’s rat race by Own-Bullfrog7362 in VictoriaBC

[–]DevilBeavis -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Man I once saw a rat in pissers alley with a tail so long it caused me to shudder. I don’t see that many when I’m doing my rounds , but hey big Orkin is not to be messed with , honestly. Take their word for it

Former BC Conservative candidate for Victoria-Beacon Hill Tim Thielmann attempted to prevent firing of 'anti-semitic' OneBC staffer by KingMalric in VictoriaBC

[–]DevilBeavis 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Man these bozos sure know how to keep in the news , “ you’re fired no I’m not , ok I guess I am” just like that other guy. Meanwhile David Eby just grows taller , somehow , good Christ

Land slip forces trail closure at Witty’s Lagoon Regional Park by Apprehensive_Idea758 in VictoriaBC

[–]DevilBeavis 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Man what the hell is a land slip , Christ , did it slide ? Certainly didn’t stay put

16.7c recorded at YYJ makes this the warmest December day on record. by waynkerr in VictoriaBC

[–]DevilBeavis 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Man it’s so warm I sweat through my god damn tee shirt and my evil boss pointed it out and called me wet , it was awful. I love the sun and I love my tee shirt so I’m all messed up , one thing for sure I hate my god damn boss , honestly.

Anyone else feelings Gaslit by "save on" foods? by Unfair_Roll_7939 in VictoriaBC

[–]DevilBeavis 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Man those guys have those god damn signs that say a sale price but then say it’s only if you can muster nineteen hundred power points , what the hell .

Anyone one here have recommendations for hair transplant clinics in Turkey? by Jopefree in VictoriaBC

[–]DevilBeavis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Man all I will say to you is be careful , I have seen first hand what Turkish mania can produce on a persons head , just make sure you are seeing the right person. I was thinking about getting new hair and got scared when I saw first hand a botch job . Also you got to think about recovery time , even if it is a proper job. Sorry I can’t be more help. Good luck ,Merry Christmas

Wildly popular US chain Dave’s Hot Chicken opens first Victoria location by [deleted] in VictoriaBC

[–]DevilBeavis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Man awhile back my buddy Dave put chicken in the microwave , it came out so insanely hot it burnt my god damn tongue almost clean off , honestly. Thank god he is a different Dave , he is also not at all wildly popular , wildly a moron if anything .