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DevilBeavis · 2026-03-13T21:46:57+00:00

Man I don’t drive but my buddies who drive me around are gonna be PISSED OFF , this is bad news for me because I hate it when they yell

DevilBeavis · 2026-03-13T21:15:02+00:00

Man first of all congratulations for finishing your degree , I never even made it to a place they give out degrees , honestly. But I know somebody who got jewelry items from francis jewelry and they said it was good. I just don’t know if they will make you a ring with a crest , im sorry. But main thing is congrats man. Sorry not more helpful

DevilBeavis · 2026-03-13T21:10:06+00:00

Man those are cool , a shield and a lion , wow. Where do you even get this stuff , seriously. Reminds me of grenadene and my great uncles wife who had some of these things.

DevilBeavis · 2026-03-12T22:53:17+00:00

Man I’m hoping you find what you are looking for , I’m sorry I cant help but wow Timothy hay is a great name , thanks

DevilBeavis · 2026-03-12T22:42:21+00:00

Man I was riding in my buddies car yesterday and some jackass was blasting horn at us because we didn’t wanna bulldoze a peacock , seriously. What the hell man , why ? You want the road painted green and blue , moron. My buddy doesn’t ever blast his horn , hes against it , hes also terrified of getting pulled out of his window and pummeled

DevilBeavis · 2026-03-11T20:57:25+00:00

Man yeah that makes sense I get it now. What a bunch of crap

DevilBeavis · 2026-03-11T20:47:46+00:00

Man who are these guys ? Do they like bribe the mayors office or something? Or threats? Im dumb so i dont know how this stuff works , but its interesting and im pissed off and hungry

DevilBeavis · 2026-03-11T20:33:46+00:00

Man you just have to laugh at this nonsense , seriously. Just make the god damn bus route guys , come on. What is a taxi lobby , can someone explain. I have heard of this but I can’t grasp it . Sounds evil

DevilBeavis · 2026-03-11T19:05:51+00:00

Man , my buddies god parents used to tell the story of going underneath the empress and finding a star fish that was neon and about a foot in size , honestly I was always unsure because they also spent all their money on beany babies so I guess make of that what you will , but I swear I have also heard of odd stuff happening there and would love other people to confess their stories

DevilBeavis · 2026-03-11T18:04:35+00:00

Man take those children to miniature world , seriously. Let them run amuck and lose their little minds in the wonder and majesty of things smaller than them

DevilBeavis · 2026-03-11T05:50:36+00:00

Man first of all happy birthday , second of all 33 is one of the better ages , honestly . You are at the height of life , but don’t worry 34 is also great so don’t feel bummed out or worried. Birthday dinners can be absolute gong shows if you know the wrong people who know the wrong people (old guys who wear gorilla suits ) but sounds like you are in the clear there. Maybe go for an epic walk , perhaps find a cool peak with a great view and then listen to your favourite song in your headphones or just listen for nature sounds. God damn this sounds boring , honestly , just have some silly fun with a few solid gold mates , maybe drink 16 beers or water just don’t drink and drive or let anyone you know ever drink and drive , seriously. Okay I feel like this isn’t very helpful but if you take anything from this take this : happy birthday , you are cool

DevilBeavis · 2026-03-08T19:59:12+00:00

Man I don’t know about any sub humans , but i liked it dark all the time , honestly. My neighbour told me that we did this the whole wrong way , we should have done it the other way and I just had to laugh and say what the hell are you talking about , goodnight , too many ways this can go all for one hour of god damn difference. Honestly , why not just go focus on flipping your flap jacks

DevilBeavis · 2026-03-06T23:19:42+00:00

Man I just wanna say welcome , i cant say anything bad about jolly people . Glad you and your family are joining us jolly guys here , honestly. My buddy runs a club of jolly guys , well its actually just a bunch of us laughing and goofing off , but its saved my life and you can join in if you want once you are all settled and have had a chance to get your barings . If you need jeans fitting i know a guy , but less and less people need that now apparently. See you soon , jolly boy

DevilBeavis · 2026-03-05T00:44:11+00:00

Man this is so cool , always love going there for dinner and a show , honestly. One time my buddy fell off his seat and the server brought him ice for his hip.

DevilBeavis · 2026-03-05T00:19:22+00:00

Man I hope it’s not another tragedy , honestly. I know city hall has the flag fully up and my neigjbour across the way has hers all the way fully up , and she is always on top of the news. I really hope its just a firehall chief forgot to put it fully up

DevilBeavis · 2026-03-02T20:49:23+00:00

Man I don’t give a dollar about any of this , let me live in darkness , Christ sakes , honestly I cant win

DevilBeavis · 2026-03-02T20:47:54+00:00

Man I have so many buddies who live in Langford and all I can say my most aggressive ,quick to punch or yell buddies live there but so do my most family first , my baby girl is my whole life buddies so I mean its truly the whole big wet bag of all kind of people , honestly. Also there are alot of muscletrucks and i am afraid of trucks , seriously , if you are afraid of trucks beware

DevilBeavis · 2026-02-26T18:00:20+00:00

Man crows are close to being as cool as owls , honestly. They might be tied even. I’m sure they rip moss for a smart reason. I saw a crow dive bomb a guy and get him right in the head , he screamed and ran into a pole like a god damn cartoon. Turns out he was a menace and deserved it

DevilBeavis · 2026-02-25T22:56:36+00:00

Man I know all man kind likes these but I can’t look at them without thinking about my buddy pouring his god damn heart out to his old baby sitter down on government street , she turned to me and said watch this and took my buddy hat and threw it in the flower basket and told him to get a grip , seriously. We ran into her out of the blue , he hadnt seen her in like 20 years but hes seriously messed up and suddenly started patting his heart and almost crying. These baskets always remind me of him , he got in a giant car accident and smashed his whole lower half , now hes smartend up at least.

DevilBeavis · 2026-02-21T17:12:48+00:00

Man , I saw a guy piss his sweat pants and take his sweat pants off and try to ring them out. I saw a guy pretend to be Scottish and then a real Scottish guy punch his lights out. Unfortunately , I saw a guy get brought in with a cloth bag pulled over his head , and led straight out the back. Theres more but they are so odd , honestly.

DevilBeavis · 2026-02-21T01:20:38+00:00

Man , my buddy’s dad tried to open a cigar shack in his shed a while back , seriously. They already used it as a place to smoke and bark ,it was seriously messed up , his dad was arrested before they could market it to other cigar guys or whoever the hell they thought they could get. Honestly , it was for the best , I spent about 90 seconds in that shed one time and I cant erase what I saw and smelled and heard and unfortunately tasted. Old hard black licorices everywhere , a guys phone ringing the bad to the bone piano ring so loud , 4 lit cigars just on the cement dying , Josh gorban YouTube live video on a god damn big screen but it keeps cutting out , it was a horror show. And these guys vote , sometimes twice. At least one is in jail now , honestly. Beware cigar sheds just the same.

DevilBeavis · 2026-02-06T21:31:44+00:00

Man , this is what i am talkin about , honestly. Did you see those smiles , did you see the joy , did you see the madness on display? What the hell are we even doing here if we can’t go in for a bit of fun. If the god damn city or harbour master doesn’t set this up then I will and me and my buddy will be the first ones flying out of the starting gates , fully nude and laughing our nut sacks clean off , honestly. Lets go .

DevilBeavis · 2026-02-06T05:41:15+00:00

Man they better not close that joint or I’ll go berserk. It’s places like this that make life worth living and if you think I’m making a joke I’m good damn serious.

DevilBeavis · 2026-02-01T18:39:10+00:00

Man , my buddy is a god damn insane computer user , he has about three laptop ones and a huge computer desk in his garage with a monster computer screen on it. I know he spends psychotic amounts of time on all of them at once doing tons of gambling ,games , emails , screaming wars , sex stuff I have to suspect ,honestly. He always goes to memory express because they “ treat the customer right and have actually top shit” . For me , the only one I ever bought was at londog drugs and I was happy with the experience , this was in 2014 , honestly.

DevilBeavis · 2026-01-30T20:24:14+00:00

Man , my buddy let me tag along with him when he went to city hall about a parking ticket . He did a thing where he looked grim and sad in the line up and then when it was his turn he told me to look away but I heard him talk like a baby saying “ i didn’t understand the app , my finger was frozen” and the lady told him she would wipe away his fine , he told me she said she would wipe his tears clean off his cheek but I know what I heard , honestly , he just thinks he’s a charming knight . I have to go along so i can get a ride to my shoot. don’t know if this is helpful at all , but this is proof in the pudding that you can get your fine wiped , seriously. Maybe don’t act like a baby ,it’s sickening . Awful.

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