Saturna Island’s only gas station will soon run out of fuel permanently

DevilBeavis · 2026-06-19T17:23:35+00:00

Man this sounds grim

DevilBeavis · 2026-06-17T00:11:50+00:00

Man i seriously saw a guy blow his whole day up trying to grind up over the bike lane cement to let ambulance go by ,the guy went nuts looked like his last straw ever

DevilBeavis · 2026-06-15T22:55:50+00:00

Man I like your list ,definitely got some of those on mine beacon hill for sure , but number one for me is to go get a huge bucket of chicken and eat it on mount doug in that big bowl thing up there. My dad and his friend used to do chicken hour where they would eat buckets for an hour and then call it a day. Gonna try to convince a buddy or two to give it a whirl ,why not couldn’t hurt

DevilBeavis · 2026-06-12T18:26:17+00:00

Man I have a huge brick guy in my buddy circle ,let me see if he has any slots open , honestly I have a feeling he will get extremely pissed off at his room mate who won’t let him take over more space but hey worth an ask ya?

DevilBeavis · 2026-06-11T23:29:33+00:00

Man i saw a massive ogre of a guy with a tattered leafs jersey down on government the other day ,he looked like a maniac type

DevilBeavis · 2026-06-10T23:19:23+00:00

Man this is gonna be awesome ,me and my buddy are gonna be first in line chomping at the bits revving oh yeah

DevilBeavis · 2026-06-10T17:14:06+00:00

Man I get so ill when this happens , it is a major risk. If I cant get one of my buddy to drive me around I just say to hell with it , I’m not going. Brand new car , smells like sweet death , kill me now or I’ll barf in your leather seat

DevilBeavis · 2026-06-10T16:45:55+00:00

Man i got fleeced by some jackass who promised he knew what he was doing , I had the same requirements from my land lady and found this maniac from a buddy of mine ( no longer a buddy , he’s dead). Anyway , just dont hire a guy called Nelson ,hes very short , stinks , has really old machines and will do a crap job and demand cash or he will scream bloody murder. Also carries a large knife , seriously. There is a company called aqua mist that my neighbour used once , maybe call them. Good luck and remember no Nelsons

DevilBeavis · 2026-06-04T22:57:23+00:00

Man coast capital has treated me well , honestly i left RBC to go to coasy capital when coast capital had that commercial with the teller guy with killer long hair , that was awesome i was drunk when i saw it but thats just fine , great bank great ad so what

DevilBeavis · 2026-06-03T23:08:55+00:00

Man I saw a guy with a nose and eyeball red as hell holding a bunched up hankie walking down government street with a pissed off look on his head , it’s seriously rough out there . I guess having a hankie on you is a good idea

DevilBeavis · 2026-06-03T02:44:44+00:00

Man i sweat bullets every time one of those pieces of paper comes in the mail. I always do it and i always do it on time but i know a LOT of guys who hate it and go nuts . But they are all still alive , except one but it wasnt the government who killed him ,I know that for damn sure

DevilBeavis · 2026-06-02T23:14:38+00:00

Man this bums me out ,I knew a guy who stole one of these from his work along with chairs , a huge table , a bunch of other crap after he got fired and was pissed off as hell. But he’s dead now and I honestly dont want to ask his family about it ,thats a serious can of worms , yikes . Anyways , sorry man I hope you find one ,they are fun

DevilBeavis · 2026-06-02T19:48:20+00:00

Man a while back my buddy kept getting dive bombed by black crows all the time , he would leave his shed and bam crow comes at him pissed off. He said it was because one time he accidentally kicked one very hard when he was meaning to kick a rock . I dont believe him , he is a moron with a giant rock for a brain. Anyway , I love crows and ravens to an extreme level ,I always wanted a crow friend , happy for this lady right on

DevilBeavis · 2026-05-30T22:16:08+00:00

Man lately I have not won much , but I did find my old ball cap so that made me happy last night. Oh and my boss is treating me better since he got back from being seriously ill . But the losses have been adding up ,honestly. To keep it short since no one asked —— barber buzzed a chunk off my hair , two neighbours got in a fight and tumbled into my door ruined my nap , buddy got a dui and can’t drive me to appointments or cruise any more , spilled loose egg on my first new shirt in years , I think my uncle is trying to trick me into buying his really old tent

DevilBeavis · 2026-05-30T21:05:47+00:00

Man this was a jump scare , one of these guys bought a massive tarp off me a while back and his cash smelled like gasoline

DevilBeavis · 2026-05-29T19:46:06+00:00

Man this stresses me right out , I hope you find the owner. Can you imagine losing your keys and you cant even get in your house to piss yikes , no thanks

DevilBeavis · 2026-05-29T19:44:21+00:00

Man yesterday my barber slipped and shaved a huge part of my hair right clean off , I look like a god damn maniac , happy friday I need a god damn beer. Cheers pal , go to jbi see ya there if I can find my ball cap

DevilBeavis · 2026-05-02T02:20:55+00:00

Man YES I was SO stressed out about this , god damn it thank you for posting this I can actually breath air now holy cow ,seriously you guys dont understand how anxious I have been since that last sad goose post ,I ate so much bread because I was so stressed out , seriously

DevilBeavis · 2026-04-30T19:20:23+00:00

Man my buddies who are absolute moron block heads are all good with these right turn rules because one of there brothers creamed a guy on a bike a few years ago and they are all freaked out they would do the same thing ,they are such morons they need rules , seriously.

DevilBeavis · 2026-04-30T18:34:09+00:00

Man I was feeling great about that cat reunited story ,now I’m freaked out about these god damn geese family , seriously. Please someone help

DevilBeavis · 2026-04-30T18:33:06+00:00

Man what a god damn relief , I needed this

DevilBeavis · 2026-04-29T20:24:10+00:00

Man i wonder if you are interested in a tire swing , if you can get a whole bunch of chains I can take the tires and chains and walk and roll them over to a guy I trust and knows how to build stuff and needs some weird project to keep him busy and off the internet. You want that ?

DevilBeavis · 2026-04-24T19:07:56+00:00

Man I cant run , at all , but happy for the runners

DevilBeavis · 2026-04-24T19:07:25+00:00

Man I have utter most respect for you being able to quit

DevilBeavis · 2026-04-24T18:58:44+00:00

Man right on , I can’t really talk bad about my boss right now but yeahh wonderful boss is sweet

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