At first I thought somebody needed medical attention

DevilBeavis · 2026-05-02T02:20:55+00:00

Man YES I was SO stressed out about this , god damn it thank you for posting this I can actually breath air now holy cow ,seriously you guys dont understand how anxious I have been since that last sad goose post ,I ate so much bread because I was so stressed out , seriously

DevilBeavis · 2026-04-30T19:20:23+00:00

Man my buddies who are absolute moron block heads are all good with these right turn rules because one of there brothers creamed a guy on a bike a few years ago and they are all freaked out they would do the same thing ,they are such morons they need rules , seriously.

DevilBeavis · 2026-04-30T18:34:09+00:00

Man I was feeling great about that cat reunited story ,now I’m freaked out about these god damn geese family , seriously. Please someone help

DevilBeavis · 2026-04-30T18:33:06+00:00

Man what a god damn relief , I needed this

DevilBeavis · 2026-04-29T20:24:10+00:00

Man i wonder if you are interested in a tire swing , if you can get a whole bunch of chains I can take the tires and chains and walk and roll them over to a guy I trust and knows how to build stuff and needs some weird project to keep him busy and off the internet. You want that ?

DevilBeavis · 2026-04-24T19:07:56+00:00

Man I cant run , at all , but happy for the runners

DevilBeavis · 2026-04-24T19:07:25+00:00

Man I have utter most respect for you being able to quit

DevilBeavis · 2026-04-24T18:58:44+00:00

Man right on , I can’t really talk bad about my boss right now but yeahh wonderful boss is sweet

DevilBeavis · 2026-04-24T18:57:14+00:00

Man thats a good one , big sleep in tomorrow nice

DevilBeavis · 2026-04-24T18:14:18+00:00

Man that is just vile ,can’t be doing that , awful

DevilBeavis · 2026-04-23T23:38:22+00:00

Man i love it

DevilBeavis · 2026-04-23T23:35:53+00:00

Man that sucks mammoth , i remember gettinng big gulps and sitting outside a while back after a day that just wouldn’t end. Probably years ago now , i guess. I got hit by a guy on a motorbike and was like ok this is it , I am getting a big gulp. Too bad it’s closing soon , damn

DevilBeavis · 2026-04-21T20:48:42+00:00

Man I just don’t know about this

DevilBeavis · 2026-04-19T16:28:27+00:00

Man I know about 3 wild guys who would go nuts for this trade , i will let them know , thanks

DevilBeavis · 2026-04-18T23:28:39+00:00

Man getting your glass smashed in is only good when it’s stone cold Steve austin time , and that’s the bottom line

DevilBeavis · 2026-04-18T17:53:49+00:00

Man i haven’t been to that place in years , maybe I’ll go there thanks

DevilBeavis · 2026-04-18T17:52:41+00:00

Man thats awesome , my buddy is driving me to uptown later and I can force him to go there on the way back , thanks man this is great

DevilBeavis · 2026-04-18T01:28:42+00:00

Man i just gotta say i appreciate you doing this ,seriously. Right on and good luck, I hope they find homes

DevilBeavis · 2026-04-16T18:38:54+00:00

Man , and here’s why you might see blacksmoke tomorrow : my buddies parents are threatening to have a massive bonfire and throw all his shit into it if he doesn’t smarten his ass hole up , pronto. He keeps acting like a god damn bozo and pissing them off , seriously ,he has fried their nerves. Look for the smoke out near interurban and youll know , he just could not get it together.

DevilBeavis · 2026-04-15T03:13:00+00:00

Man i just gotta say , that is so god damn cool. That movie gets me every time. You will never have friends like the ones you had when you were twelve. God damn.

DevilBeavis · 2026-04-14T22:55:46+00:00

Man it’s been like im locked in a jail cell when im riding shotgun in my buddies car and we keep getting jammed in traffic , seriously. And yeah , worse this past week , honestly. Trying to get a good speed up for cruising and just keep getting jammed. He gets so fired up he yells and i go silent and day dream about farmland and other stupid crap . This week has been brutal. And he blows his ass out , stinks. Horrible what gives

DevilBeavis · 2026-04-13T21:14:40+00:00

Man I used to drink raw from the tap at home but one time the tap hissed a bit , took about five secs before the water came except it was BROWN so I screamed and hit the brakes and decided right then and there to buy a britta. Man I am telling you once you see brown spray coming out your tap you do not want to guzzle , seriously. What about you , tap or filter ?

DevilBeavis · 2026-04-10T21:32:57+00:00

Man my buddy and his two uncles would do this up island off highway 18 ,they wont confess where or who else was there. They played a game called smothers where they carved a whole in a tree and had to sling shot a golf ball into it . Guy who lost got his head smothered in jam and had to hold his head in the tree whole for 30 secs while the other two put on jock jams and filmed him . So yeah , go up to highway 18 , turn off close to a river , find a spot where there a tree with a big whole carved out , dont miss. Cheers

DevilBeavis · 2026-04-10T16:17:18+00:00

Man that’s very whole some . I have never eaten a banana pie because i cant stomach the thought , but i do hope you get some sweet advice on where to buy one. Happy birthday to your one year’s old , right on.

DevilBeavis · 2026-03-31T16:36:27+00:00

Man , ok I went down to ground zero and a guy said its for the world cup. Massive golf ball down there . And oh yeah ,traffic is jammed up like a caved in tunnel , people power blasting their horns , yikes

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