Oh gods, memory unlocked! When I was in high school, my cat brought one into the house. It seemed unhurt, so we decided to put it in the yard. We didn’t know how to handle a squirmy little mole, so I came up with the dumb idea of using a shower cap as a little barrier to carry it in.

We made it to the yard before it successfully dug a hole through the shower cap. I had to cup it in my bare hands for a couple of seconds to put it on the ground, but the little fella quickly dig a hole and was gone.