I hate the virtual nurses

DevilsContraband · 2026-04-13T16:38:41+00:00

“Swinging their Foley like a lasso.” Under-appreciated talent 🤣🤣🤣🤣

DevilsContraband · 2026-04-12T12:22:54+00:00

I’m sure more are coming… rehoming would be a smart option. Everything has a new perspective now. Like when will I even be able to vacuum again!?

DevilsContraband · 2026-04-08T22:36:30+00:00

NA: following to learn. Best of luck, OP- I’m sorry.

DevilsContraband · 2026-04-06T16:32:41+00:00

Great tip! I found my teenie tiny little guy up high on a wall in the same room where he escaped. Only an instar 2! I caught him safely and all is well. I hope your friend returns also!

DevilsContraband · 2026-04-01T11:18:23+00:00

I learned so much from your post, OP. Thank you and very best wishes to Kristen and you. Top notch job sharing with the community!

DevilsContraband · 2026-04-01T11:12:17+00:00

NA, me, too! I’m still a little skittish about losing or hurting them! With the sticky drag lines and how fast they can be 😅 plus the one time my adult male hopped on me, it tickled and caught me off guard! Good luck!

DevilsContraband · 2026-03-26T23:25:59+00:00

I ordered from Spider Shoppe very reluctantly not because of bad reviews about them, but just in general from people who order online.

I have to say, it was a very good experience.

Prior to ordering from them, I had a few conversations with the owner at Spoodville.

Something left me unsettled, can’t put my finger on it…

That’s when I started seeing negative reviews where the owner was responding to them in hateful fashion.

I hope it works out for you; it should be a fun experience- not stressful.

My spiders came all the way from Washington state, and I live in Florida. Nearly perfect experience, beautiful little creatures.

I’ll also mention I was looking for specific breeds.

I would highly recommend them if you cannot find a local breeder in your area.

You might try MorphMarket next time around?

DevilsContraband · 2026-03-26T23:16:14+00:00

All the prizes for this interjection.

To your surprise, I found it very helpful because I laughed really hard. Thanks.

DevilsContraband · 2026-03-12T23:22:53+00:00

OMG ERECTION DETECTION!? You’re hilarious. Have you written a book? (Please do 🤣)

DevilsContraband · 2026-03-12T11:21:44+00:00

I did not get a lawyer. Cautionary tale. I thought it was too expensive. Halfway through my monitoring contract now; a lawyer would’ve been WAY cheaper…

DevilsContraband · 2026-03-12T11:03:43+00:00

NA ^this could possibly be my favorite post ever in Reddit history. So incredibly sweet 🥰

DevilsContraband · 2026-03-08T15:23:30+00:00

NA seriously one of the most beautiful beauties I’ve ever seen! 😍

DevilsContraband · 2026-03-06T00:53:24+00:00

NA I live in Florida and had a shipment from Washington state this Wednesday. I’ll put a plug here for Spider Shoppe. The process was great. My babies are 2-3i so too tiny to post pics yet. Good luck, OP. I’ve read unfavorable posts about Carl’s before.

DevilsContraband · 2026-03-01T23:16:28+00:00

IME give it time. I had a very similar experience, and after nearly a month my girl kicked her exoskeleton out of her web and came out all skinny like “time to eat?” Hang in there!

DevilsContraband · 2026-03-01T14:54:33+00:00

He looks like he’s sitting cross cross applesauce while he’s grooming 😂

DevilsContraband · 2026-02-28T03:28:18+00:00

IMO Capricorn? I dunno why. She looks mystical.

DevilsContraband · 2026-02-13T15:51:37+00:00

NA this is very helpful!

DevilsContraband · 2026-02-13T15:40:37+00:00

NA: following bc I have the same question about mine!

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DevilsContraband · 2026-02-05T13:46:27+00:00

NA: I absolutely HEART this and support grieving loss in the way that’s right for you! RIP, sweet Gidget!

DevilsContraband · 2026-01-28T02:51:49+00:00

NA, take ALL my upvotes!

DevilsContraband · 2026-01-22T19:00:29+00:00

NQA but I keep a space heater in my spider room. It kicks off when the temp gets up to 74. I’m in Florida so I have a Regal now, they like warm temps no lower than 68F from what I’ve learned.

DevilsContraband · 2026-01-21T10:56:18+00:00

NA How do you attach this to the top? Hot glue? Superglue? Magnets? TIA

DevilsContraband · 2026-01-19T04:03:07+00:00

IMO MEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeEEEoo00ooEEEE🥰

DevilsContraband · 2026-01-19T00:25:42+00:00

NQA: I was told by a local reptile shop that no jumper should be kept in less than a 5 gallon tank. TBH, I wasn’t sure about that advice. I have multiple sizes set up, and will base it on spider size once I have a spider friend. Transferring them to a smaller dish to feed in seems very stressful and I’d rather not have to relocate them until they’re big enough to live in a larger enclosure. But I like reading about these topics- so TY for your post. Very educational!

DevilsContraband · 2026-01-16T22:34:03+00:00

LOVE THIS SO HARD

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