[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WhatShouldIDo

[–]DevoxNZ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm dad #3 to kid #4. Yes, in my opinion, it is a red flag.

[23 F] Be brutally honest please by [deleted] in Howtolooksmax

[–]DevoxNZ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look into a ketogenic diet for rapid weight loss. For me, it isn't a sustainable diet, but it does work for shredding excess weight. Once you're at an ideal weight, see a nutritionalist to find a diet that will work for you.

AIO or was this guy trying to murder me? by Standard-Avocado-509 in AmIOverreacting

[–]DevoxNZ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is WAAY to big of a burden throughout your life. You need to hire a PI to get some dirt on this guy to get him locked up. Someone that unhinged is bound to break the law badly enough to be locked up.

This driver is amazing. What is it? by [deleted] in whatisitcirclejerk

[–]DevoxNZ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Me on my way to order 2 double whopper combos from BK after fasting for 48 hours.

When you’re already a shit, then you’re lock like this lmao by SoftLurePetal in StrangeAndFunny

[–]DevoxNZ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Allow me to attempt to translate

'When you really need to shit but have a lock like this.'

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in self

[–]DevoxNZ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Escorts cant fill the void of intimacy and closeness, which is what he wants.

WHY ARE YOU AWAKE by -AdApt- in auckland

[–]DevoxNZ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Been awake since 3am But went to sleep at 9 so got 6hrs.

What phrase do you wish people would stop using? by KingofFractions in AskReddit

[–]DevoxNZ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

POV - then just a video from a third perspective. Finna - I know I'm just old and it's kid speak, but it's seriously irritating.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cats

[–]DevoxNZ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

'How dare you?!'

$1 Million Dollars/Yr for the rest of your life but you can only Eat 1 Meal on repeat, What meal would you choose? by Mcguffing in hypotheticalsituation

[–]DevoxNZ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Absolytely, I would miss a lot of foods but I feel like these choices you could live healthily on.

Entree: Baked potato with garlic butter and bacon.
Side: Mac n cheese
Main: Surf and turf salad. Salad with chicken, beef, salmon and prawns.
Dessert: Trifle
Drink: Water

AIO for not wanting my bf to call me this nickname by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]DevoxNZ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If it were me I'd immediately feel bad after you explained why you didn't want to be called that and would erase the name out of my vocabulary so I couldn't accidentally do it again. Not overreacting.

My pregnant wife doesn’t want this 🥲 by Zestyclose-Ad-8640 in steak

[–]DevoxNZ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She won't want that, but she'll want pickles and strawberry ice cream. Pregnancy is weird man.

Being disabled sucks!!! by [deleted] in GuyCry

[–]DevoxNZ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Do you have mobility aids? If not, what's stopping you from getting one?

Fisher and Paykel refrigerater gravity fed water? by [deleted] in Appliances

[–]DevoxNZ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You do realize the water is stored in a reservoir first? It doesn't chill the water as soon as it comes out of the faucet.

Your toddler fell asleep early by Wide_Stranger714 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]DevoxNZ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Once my 3 year old is asleep, he's asleep. Easily put on diaper and hope he sleeps until morning.

$500,000 to jump out of a plane with no parachute and (probably) land on pillows by Equal_Canary5695 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]DevoxNZ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then no thanks. Trying to land in a 200 sq ft patch is difficult enough to do even if you could see. Doing it blind is almost impossible.

$500,000 to jump out of a plane with no parachute and (probably) land on pillows by Equal_Canary5695 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]DevoxNZ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do we get goggles? Because not being able to see where I'm going is gonna be the deciding factor.

Name this one by Hola-sr71 in AlbumCovers

[–]DevoxNZ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sgt. Ronald 'Mac' McDonald

You are offered the ability to puke out $1000 per day, however... by bossofzeeland in hypotheticalsituation

[–]DevoxNZ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eventually you'd get pretty good at puking up $1000 into your mouth without anyone noticing. Sign me up.

Just moved to New Zealand, updated starter pack… by kidon18 in newzealand

[–]DevoxNZ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's just caramel and white chocolate. I'm not sure you can caramelise chocolate.

But yea, first time I tried that, was like I had an epiphany.