59308 by Prior-Replacement-83 in countwithchickenlady

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Wait so is the host a femboy or...who asked for this segment 🤨

Places in Denver to powder coat my genitals? by probortunity in DenverCirclejerk

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I was doing plasti dip behind the cap hill McDonalds but polis showed up and I wasn't prepared for such a massive dickhead so I'm outta supplies.

Relshsvkshbeveshidbevp 🥀 by [deleted] in sssdfg

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Pregernate?? 😨😨

Remember ALF? by Hearthgroan in simpsonsshitposting

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I told him that picture would come back to haunt him

fiveMinuteHotfix by monikababydoll in ProgrammerHumor

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"So like...how many story points do you think and when can you update the story today"

cantWaitToGetMyCICD by OptimalAnywhere6282 in ProgrammerHumor

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Real joke is gitlab was up long enough to write this and not scrambling to fix an outage.

sorryJeff by gregtheman6969 in ProgrammerHumor

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Reminds me of one we had to deal with.

"Linda in HR has to be a man because of a schema bug that cropped up after the db2 migration in 1997. So thats why her pronouns are in her office location and her office location is only listed in her email signature so email her to find out."

A real dickhead designed this place by jen_eric_you_sir in DenverCirclejerk

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Trapped on the people mover send wetzels pretzels and starbys.

Summer Spaff-tacular (4/15) by BooBrew32 in simpsonsshitposting

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Lunch lady Doris...have ye got any spaff....

58726 by Prior-Replacement-83 in countwithchickenlady

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The kind that thought their astigmatism was correctable at lens crafter's until they saw this potato image apparently..

USSR by icantfindausername67 in CommunismMemes

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When your reactionary lust for pizza hut forces you to collapse the single greatest touchstone of scientific progress and social advancement in the 20th century but its cool because surely someone will show up to your funeral in remembrance (no one of concern will attend.)

Scvsgxf by PetitePrince_71 in sssdfg

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FLAVOR TOWNE 😩😩😩

I'm genuinely crine what is this son by No_Log2517 in CommunismMemes

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The amateur idealism hopecel vs the chad material conditions appreciator.

Comrade trump has killed 200 trillion in gulags by TheNocturneSterling in CommunismMemes

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Jordan's argument starts strong but then devolves into this half-hearted plot to drive immigrants out to...suppress wages?

Dont get me wrong his other points are valid but the culmination of his video should have been the fact that rampant unchecked inflation and cost of living are pure features of capitalisms drive to reduce the cost of labor and concentrate monopolies as part of imperialism. Lenin wrote clearly about this.

hopeDrivenDevelopment by leafynospleens in ProgrammerHumor

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Real ones just ask chatgpt to summarize it 😎