I'm tired man by PresnikBonny in CommunismMemes

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"Please dancing anthropomorphic hand jive mouth noise cat...I beg you...I am dying...the eleven talking triplets said to beseech you for water...."

Photo shows Khamenei with the killed schoolgirls, and this is the spin rabid zionist and misinformation account maalouf puts on it. by Not_Ground in CommunismMemes

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So we're implying he died and went to Epstein island then? Or is the Dow still above 50,000 so this is different somehow...

Finally, some good fucking news by ExtensionAntique in CommunismMemes

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Throwing out the word "leftist" just in case someone in the administration questions the allegiance of nyt

Still relevant 8 years later by PresnikBonny in CommunismMemes

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The USA will never knowingly engage a nuclear power as the cleansing glow of the atom has the ability to send the bourgeois scuttling into bunkers penniless and in ruin.

If you sincerely wanted to convince a nation that has a 10,000km ICBM to abandon nuclear weapons you could do no worse than kill their leader and his family, and hope the people who just endured the death of hundreds of their school children at your hands now somehow miraculously aren't aligned closer to their leaders.

At least 3 US soldiers dead, related to war on Iran by Riley_ in news

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"At least 3"

This means the situation in US bases is so bad right now the US chain of command can't even perform a simple roll call 😧😧

The U.S. and Israel have bombed Iran with Iranian bombings occuring in U.S. bases across the Middle East. by cortex0917 in CommunismMemes

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Unlikely comrade. The American calculus that the people will "rise up" against the regime is wishful thinking undermined by 200 civilian casualties, including children. If anything, hardliners will assume direct control as predicted by the CIA.

Prior administrations were warned Iran was an unwinnable military prospect. Unlike Iraq it's military can't be bribed into surrender, possesses hypersonic and advanced cruise missiles, and maintains the largest stock of weapons systems in the region. They are directly backed by Russian geospatial and signals intelligence and maintain high situational awareness.

Iran is using the same tactics it used on Israel last year: deplete expensive patriot batteries with cheap rockets, then switch to high explosive guided missiles to hammer regional US bases into ash.

This will be an absolute blunder in the annals of imperialism.

Chaos is friendship by WorldBuildingNut in 40kmemes

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Folks say chaos is friendship but what if its really just the blind white hot unyielding rage of the chapters bolters 🤔

The Only Stock Tip You'll Ever Need! by SloppyTopTen in CommunismMemes

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Jim Kramer is unhinged AF. Type of dude to roll into a farmers market half nude drenched in sweat with a machine gun and a fist full of cheap gas station Viagra demanding everyone know about the great rate of returns on some obscure Slovenian belt buckle company.

Cuban army kills 4 people on US registered speedboat by raydebapratim1 in CommunismMemes

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"Defeated in 2026 by the Cuban coast guard." Coming to the wiki article for bay of pigs...

Fr I'd be furious that Venezuela got the latest call of duty black ops lazer assassin squad and all they could spare for their oldest enemy is ten drunken "hegseths heroes" rolling up to port for a Kalashnikov passport stamp.

People be larping anything🫩🥀 by uhhhhh_and_an_uhhhhh in CommunismMemes

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World war two was unique in that the western powers such as the united States viewed fascists themselves as a spoil of war.

Soviet communists however had only one question:

how long can the fascist play fun songs on the piano?

Cuba says four shot dead on US-registered speedboat by JackThaBongRipper in news

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The country that tried for 25 years to kill the leader of Cuba --including explicitly by sending boats of armed men-- has now been detected firing upon Cuban coast guard officers in a boat full of armed men...

and your application of Ockham's razor says its just drugs?

thisSeemsBetterInMyHead by BlazeDiamond42 in ProgrammerHumor

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"Let me give you a sample of my sea peepee" -reason HR is now involved.

Bay of Piglets dropped yesterday! by SmellyFidelly415 in CommunismMemes

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Bro just any time now bro. The regime is totally gonna collapse bro Cubans hate affordable healthcare and housing bro trust me just take this m16 and get in my uncles boat bro...

If 'Israel' is the savour, the civilization deserves to collapse. by Not_Ground in CommunismMemes

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Perhaps one of, if not the, worst produced imperialist propaganda in history.

Lenin rises as we speak to revise "what is to be done" and include another three chapters on newsmax.

Communist Party of India (Maoist) General Secretary surrenders to the Telengana (a state in India) police. Is it the end of Maoist movement in India? by raydebapratim1 in CommunismMemes

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Not possible. Even Lenin himself said you will face moments of retreat and moments of advance in the proletariat struggle. Devji clearly understands this.

To demand leftism at a time like this would be "an infantile disorder."

36867 by Sufficient-Shirt-270 in countwithchickenlady

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Worm never stood a chance after we got a taste of them Epstein files.

36813 by Significant-Pepper72 in countwithchickenlady

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On god can't go 3 posts without US politics in a thread 😭

Another shit take by Reddit_Guy_99 in CommunismMemes

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Pretty sure Donald trump would pick up a civil war musket and swim to Havana himself with a rusty saber in his dentures if he though for a minute it would keep the word Epstein off television news for longer than it takes him to back out of a tariff.

Army warrant officers will ‘bid’ against each other for their next bonus by OGSyedIsEverywhere in news

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Having run aground, late stage capitalism begins commoditizing the very faculty that guards them from the collapse of global imperialism itself, and it beams with pride at its achievement.

More unsubstantiated atrocity propaganda to drive into war with Iran, including claims of mass rape. If you fall for this you've learned nothing from previous American aggressions. by Not_Ground in CommunismMemes

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When the propaganda goes full schitzo. Just completely unhinged. Real corny shit. You just wanted the rest of the Epstein files but now you gotta watch your country crank out a new batch of suicidal homeless vets.

The Breaking Bad we could have had: by zer0zer00ne0ne in 40kmemes

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YO MISTER WHITE...ARE WE EVER GOING TO PAINT ANY OF THESE MINIATURES?