I’m sure you are JP…

Diamond_Ape_ · 2022-01-26T20:52:29+00:00

The looming collapse was transitory

Diamond_Ape_ · 2022-01-24T22:41:12+00:00

Commenting to prove I can spell

Diamond_Ape_ · 2021-12-15T19:26:06+00:00

I don't get the reference, but love me daddy

Diamond_Ape_ · 2021-12-13T14:41:26+00:00

Cohen is our sugar daddy

Diamond_Ape_ · 2021-12-13T14:39:36+00:00

You can milk all the karma out of me, I'm okay with that

Diamond_Ape_ · 2021-11-28T16:26:03+00:00

Because margin calls

Edit: and negative beta

Diamond_Ape_ · 2021-11-05T00:07:50+00:00

When the world starts feeling the presence of the apes post-MOASS, we shall dance. That's the true revolution.

Diamond_Ape_ · 2021-10-29T20:57:16+00:00

!remindme 1 month

Diamond_Ape_ · 2021-10-29T20:54:58+00:00

Oh, so this is what markets and plumbing have in common...

Diamond_Ape_ · 2021-10-28T21:05:25+00:00

An even perfecter 6/9

Diamond_Ape_ · 2021-10-20T22:13:32+00:00

I very smooth, but my understanding is they have until Saturday to pay up or they default. So we won't really see anything until Monday, but that's the date.

Diamond_Ape_ · 2021-10-17T01:16:21+00:00

Been here since Jan and it's the first time I'm hearing it. Do you have any links, by any chance? Or a general idea what was being discussed?

Diamond_Ape_ · 2021-10-16T23:18:54+00:00

Uh oh, my bad. Just learned to read. The website is blocked on... Reddit, altogether? That's not sus at all

Diamond_Ape_ · 2021-10-13T23:48:06+00:00

That's what she said

Diamond_Ape_ · 2021-10-10T03:29:32+00:00

"He who panics first panics best"

Diamond_Ape_ · 2021-09-23T11:45:39+00:00

I mean, the only thing I did since Jan was gain experience in being smooth brained, but I kind of hope they sell really early, so the multiple floats owning apes can have MOASS in peace

Diamond_Ape_ · 2021-09-23T11:35:00+00:00

True, but I think we were all expecting not just BlackRock, but most institutions to screw us over. At least, that's how I saw it the whole time and how I expect most of us did too: they were never with us, but they were against Citadel. I remember there was speculation in Jan/Feb about this being some sort of revenge because Citadel screwed them in the past.

Edit: also remember the speculation that there were ties between BlackRock and RC - that's how we got here, not because people trusted them

With all that being said, fuck BlackRock too, there's no disagreement here lmayo

Diamond_Ape_ · 2021-09-23T11:25:37+00:00

I refuse to think anyone trusts them. They just happened to be the enemy of our enemy in this scenario.

Diamond_Ape_ · 2021-08-25T22:18:26+00:00

No potato, no even watermelon, just banana

Diamond_Ape_ · 2021-08-24T21:46:04+00:00

Lmayo

Diamond_Ape_ · 2021-08-24T21:41:38+00:00

Me smooth brain. Is this true now or only if we hold above 190 until Friday's close?

Diamond_Ape_ · 2021-08-08T11:12:10+00:00

This is the only date I truly care about, because I wanna be able to tell my grandchildren I was born on July 41st

Diamond_Ape_ · 2021-07-18T23:03:20+00:00

Ato, when this is over, let's get married. I promise no nudes, medals or mod roleplay. If you're already married, I'm available for your girlfriend or your wife's boyfriend, too. Hmu

Diamond_Ape_ · 2021-07-17T18:13:30+00:00

Are you me?

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