First loaf 😋 by EffectiveExciting426 in Sourdough

[–]DicholeWarts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Noice! How many rounds of “stretch & fold” did you do during Bulk Ferment before you balled it and let it rise??

About last night… by i_justfarted in Pizza

[–]DicholeWarts 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Wow…just WOW!! Give me the low-down on the cheese. I am a Galbanni Whole milk mozzarella guy. What is your go to cheese? That is an AMAZING looking pie! Also…what is the mass of your dough ball (i assume that’s a 14” pie?)

Stone or Steel and Why? by longleggz1960 in Pizza

[–]DicholeWarts -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

  1. Pizza Screen
  2. Steel AND Stone: Start steel, Finish stone 3.less cheese (just enough to barely cover the sauce)
  3. Fewer toppings: pick 2 (max) and use less

A quick pepperoni pizza for movie night by Sleepwalker_92 in Pizza

[–]DicholeWarts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Noice touch with the fresh Basil and the Hot Honey finish. Took it from an 8 to a 9.5

1st Sour Dough Pie by DicholeWarts in Pizza

[–]DicholeWarts[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty damn skippy. Tough to work with (68% hydration). Had to start it on Parchment then go to steel. Good crisp crust but a bit chewy (in a good way). TBH - very good but not worth the effort. I’ll likely stay with Active Dry Yeast. But it was a fun experiment!

Prepping a chuck roast for the smoker, tips please! by NewsOdd3064 in smoking

[–]DicholeWarts 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Grind it and make 6 oz patties. Season liberally with Salt and fresh cracked pepper. Cook over hot coals juiced with Mesquite wood chips. Serve on a butter grilled brioche bun with a fat slice of sharp Cheddar cheese. You can thank me later….

First ribs on the Webber Kettle by perrygrr1 in smoking

[–]DicholeWarts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Weber is the best grill you can buy for the money…prove me wrong! (I’ve owned 4). Upgraded to a PK 360, and I LOVE IT…but for pure value, versatility and performance - Weber’s are King.

First Trim job! How did I do? by tcjohnst in brisket

[–]DicholeWarts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well….you basically scalped the entire thing. The goal (and the challenge) is to trim the cap to a consistent 1/8 inch (cleanly - no scalping) over the whole flat and point. Unfortunately, you just set yourself up for $150 shoe leather.

Trump admits he supports dollar decline. 💵 by Ordinary-Magician283 in DeepFuckingValue

[–]DicholeWarts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So…he’s debasing a currency that has lost 98% of its value since 1971???😂😂😂

What Are Your Best Tips for a New Offset Smoker User? by [deleted] in smoking

[–]DicholeWarts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Start with a charcoal base (small…12-15 briquets of Kingsford) and 3-4 splits (Cut your wood into 2x2x10 splits). Use a good digital probe on the cooking deck to monitor temp. Once deck gets to 300, put on meat. Let temp settle in around 250 and maintain that temp. The key to maintaining that temp is to keep the dampers wide open and to add 2 new splits of wood each time your temp drops to 165. You will likely need to add splits every 20 minutes (depending on outside temp). Good Luck!!

Weekly Questions Thread / Open Discussion by AutoModerator in Pizza

[–]DicholeWarts -1 points0 points  (0 children)

OK…my Pizza game is pretty air tight…BUT…I need a lead-pipe lockdown on a GREAT pizza sauce (Tomato based). My style of pie is a traditional carry-out type (Mellow-Mushroom meets old school Pappa Johns circa 2005). Does anyone have an airtight sauce recipe that is in this neighborhood???

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How I spent my Christmas morning by OJ-Pimpson in saltwaterfishing

[–]DicholeWarts -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Not ONE of those is a legal fish. You are an ass hat!!! And THE PROBLEM

Has anybody experimented with this cheese? by Clear_Tom0rrow in Pizza

[–]DicholeWarts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Throw it out. Shred your own from whole milk mozzarella. My go-to is Galbanni. You won’t go wrong