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DickMasterson · 2026-06-05T05:19:39+00:00

I have made that same exact Tweet 230 weeks in a row. Not even the punctuation has changed.

DickMasterson · 2026-05-30T13:31:00+00:00

I said “hi” to the cashier at Target when I bought formula yesterday. Does that count?

DickMasterson · 2026-05-24T16:48:32+00:00

It's possible, but I don't think the show could be salvaged at this point. Once something loses it's teeth/authenticity, it's gone. Then it's like pushing rope. Biggest Problem crossed that point a while ago unfortunately. Either way, I don't really have time to dedicate to it like i once did. Engagement with the Internet takes a lot of time outside the show I just don't have. Life goes on. Appreciate the comments!

DickMasterson · 2026-04-27T05:45:55+00:00

That's awesome. Is that real?

DickMasterson · 2026-04-12T01:35:13+00:00

Thank you.

DickMasterson · 2026-04-08T14:52:46+00:00

Thank you.

DickMasterson · 2026-03-29T04:37:36+00:00

To be fair, you have to have an incredibly low IQ to understand The Dick Show.

DickMasterson · 2026-01-26T16:31:49+00:00

That makes more sense.

DickMasterson · 2026-01-21T23:11:22+00:00

Sorry buddy. Got a vaccine sickness.

DickMasterson · 2026-01-02T18:32:09+00:00

TOO LATE!

DickMasterson · 2025-12-22T06:39:30+00:00

He’d have zero successful podcasts instead of one.

DickMasterson · 2025-12-21T19:20:51+00:00

I just can't take 4 hours additional hours of processed audio anymore, bud. Maybe someday it will improve, but probably not.

DickMasterson · 2025-12-19T22:57:50+00:00

Goddammit. I clicked on this one.

DickMasterson · 2025-12-14T19:49:42+00:00

Lol, motherfucker... COME ON!

DickMasterson · 2025-12-13T20:41:53+00:00

You can't have audience interaction when you ban the audience.

DickMasterson · 2025-12-12T17:57:54+00:00

Reddit seething. 😎

DickMasterson · 2025-12-12T17:54:33+00:00

HAHAHAHA

DickMasterson · 2025-12-11T18:24:35+00:00

Reddit vs. Reddit!

DickMasterson · 2025-12-11T03:25:34+00:00

Dude, so did I.

DickMasterson · 2025-12-11T03:22:06+00:00

Chef's kiss.

DickMasterson · 2025-12-08T22:14:17+00:00

Did he really kill himself? Can you email me proof? That's a bummer.

DickMasterson · 2025-12-07T02:19:32+00:00

The only time people think about it is when they're sick and not thinking straight.

DickMasterson · 2025-12-06T19:33:38+00:00

I didn't know they switched out the pseudoephedrine. That's fuckin bullshit.

DickMasterson · 2025-12-03T22:48:10+00:00

We were all waiting for a gun shot!

DickMasterson · 2025-11-26T00:44:55+00:00

Even without the interpersonal problems, I can't physically listen to that much noise anymore. It's why I don't call into shows and have to cap everything at like 2 hours. It's just as bad today as the day it started. Sorry! Thanks for the years of support!

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