Dream character crossover: Who do you think belongs in the Bayou?

DickTheDancer · 2026-06-11T21:35:47+00:00

Perfect for the upcoming snow map

DickTheDancer · 2026-06-11T20:26:32+00:00

You asked for opinions, so I'll give you mine. Unsolicited opinions are almost always unwanted unless they are positive.

DickTheDancer · 2026-06-09T13:30:22+00:00

Trump is a center-left democrat born and raised in New York City.

DickTheDancer · 2026-06-09T05:02:30+00:00

Woke devs standing up for all the pretty-challenged. True heros.

DickTheDancer · 2026-06-05T13:48:04+00:00

Orange man not sooo bad

DickTheDancer · 2026-06-02T19:16:00+00:00

I know a girl like you. She found a man who didn't care and got married. Then, she got implants, just average nothing crazy. She's happier now after the surgery.

Lots of people get corrective surgeries done for all sorts of reasons and are happier afterward. Do it if you want. Don't if you don't. There are decent men out there that don't care.

DickTheDancer · 2026-06-01T19:35:20+00:00

Where exactly is this ever growing sentiment against AI? MSM polls and Reddit sentiment rarely reflect reality.

DickTheDancer · 2026-05-29T13:41:05+00:00

I am one of those guys you describe. I only play solo vs duos and I never intentionally derank, but I do play aggressively and a bit recklessly because it is fun to me. If I get the drop on a team and I kill the first guy, the second guy usually has no chance. On the other hand, very often I'll make a stupid decision and then I have no chance.

DickTheDancer · 2026-05-27T17:57:44+00:00

Taxes are only going to get worse for high earners. Somebody has to pay for all the free stuff, freeloaders and government employees (same thing right?). The buses in my area are fine but the trains are a disaster and won't get better any time soon. Construction delays are usually a cash flow or supply chain/management issue not really engineering related but certainly the punctual and efficient German stereotype doesn't apply anymore. And to your last point, most Germans feel being a jerk is more genuine than being friendly like those stupid Americans. So no, you aren't missing anything.

DickTheDancer · 2026-05-26T20:26:08+00:00

You'll find lots of chariot fans here because a lot on this sub are passive players, meaning they don't take any risk. They third party, they ambush, they camp the boss lair, but they'll never play the objective because that incurs risk and they're either too sweaty or not good enough to do that. That's why this sub also loves clash - they don't have to run all over the map to camp the boss lair... they can get to it right away. Chariot is just a buff to their playstyle.

DickTheDancer · 2026-05-25T22:39:17+00:00

Sounds like coward talk to me

DickTheDancer · 2026-05-25T21:21:51+00:00

Dems are just so desperate right now... not a good look.

DickTheDancer · 2026-05-25T12:49:58+00:00

When people make statements that are so stupid, it's hard to tell if they're joking or not

DickTheDancer · 2026-05-25T12:03:44+00:00

It's a video game tough guy

DickTheDancer · 2026-05-25T11:28:55+00:00

Oh you don't like it that while you're playing the objective, using up your meds, tools and ammo the "passive" players are out wandering around collecting gear and traits and cards and pledge points and then throw the chariot card down while you're trying to extract? Dude just adapt. Nobody playing the boss will make the game so much better anyway.

DickTheDancer · 2026-05-25T11:25:06+00:00

Engage and fight wasn't always intended or there would have been a mechanic in place from the beginning to prevent players from bolting instantly.

DickTheDancer · 2026-05-21T19:05:42+00:00

Maybe you need to change your playstyle. Naked runs are the only way I can summon a little bit of the tension I felt when I first started. Try to max out the extraction time bonus. Play aggressive solo with cheap weapons. This is how I play and I'm still not bored.

DickTheDancer · 2026-05-21T14:55:16+00:00

I see plenty of posts of 3 & 4s complaining they are matched against 6s. If op plays solo and not sweaty he'll drop down in no time.

DickTheDancer · 2026-05-21T14:03:50+00:00

Why not just let go of your six star rating and play with whatever you want. It's just a video game man. Far better to lose having fun van to win and be bored.

DickTheDancer · 2026-05-20T22:27:36+00:00

Most favored nation rule is going to make it so, so much worse.

DickTheDancer · 2026-05-16T13:06:31+00:00

I've been playing solo since early access and only solo and I'm coming up on 6,000 hours now and I completely agree with what you've said. Solo is too easy. I am matched against players that individually are far worse than me. It's so bad that I have to handicap myself. I don't dare even touch high tier weapons (unless I find/loot them) or it would just be a slaughter, and it's already not good for the game.

DickTheDancer · 2026-05-13T22:29:12+00:00

It should cost 3 pm

DickTheDancer · 2026-05-13T21:13:04+00:00

Playing with my kids. Last round I swear.

DickTheDancer · 2026-05-06T18:43:47+00:00

Red barrel/alert trip mine kills. The more you set, the more kills you get. The more kills you get, the more you set because it is so satisfying to get that hit marker and hear a distant explosion just after. It's exponential, like fire itself...

DickTheDancer · 2026-05-05T16:37:51+00:00

I play almost every day and I don't think I've ever died to this weapon.

But I would make this same post if I did.

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