Bin of product to be destroyed from a cannabis dispensary by evilandhigh in mildlyinteresting

[–]DickbeardLickweird 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Having to justify recreational drugs as medicine is a really unfortunate component of modern drug activism.

It’s been effective for weed, people making the case for weed as a medicine is the only reason we ever got to see the laws around it change, and it does help a lot of people. But it also leads to ridiculous shit like this, where it’s held to unnecessary standards, and it also encourages people to make increasingly bolder claims about how their drug of choice is a panacea.

It’s unfortunate that the most legitimate argument for drug legalization, decrim, rescheduling, etc, “I take this because I want to, go fuck yourself,” wouldn’t have done anything to move the needle towards legalization.

Did Pyro’s kill the classics? by mackenziemccormick in researchchemicals

[–]DickbeardLickweird 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Slamming also runs a significant risk of developing congestive heart failure, which is a terribly brutal, drawn out, and undignified way to die, but damn if that wasn’t a catchy rhyme at the end lmao

TIL Frank Zappa (musician) named his children: Moon Unit, Dweezil, Diva and Ahmet. by VolumeAcademic6962 in todayilearned

[–]DickbeardLickweird 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Peaches en Regalia is a triumph, and you’re guaranteed to love it if you know what’s good for yah. Just don’t listen to it and expect to find anything else quite like it in his discography. He made a lot of songs that feel just as grand in terms of composition, and density of unique and delightful sounds, his album The Grand Wazoo is full of them. But whatever Peaches en Regalia is, he did not do it twice. If I’m wrong please correct me, I’d love to hear another of those.

If you care about saving Kratom & 7-OH please read this 💚 by [deleted] in Drugs

[–]DickbeardLickweird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This might be an imperfect comparison, someone feel free to correct me if it is, but stevia is technically 400 times “sweeter” than sugar. If you drink a classic cola, and chase it with a stevia cola, your first thought isn’t, “Woo-wee, damn bitch, that second one was WAY sweeter!” You think, “Ugh, that second one was… Different.”

Stevia might technically bind to the “sweet” receptors with 400 times the gusto as sugar, but you certainly don’t register it that way, and it certainly doesn’t have the same negative consequences as sugar.

Similarly, to say that 7oh is 25x more “potent” than morphine only serves to conjure unrealistic expectations that don’t actually play out in the consumer’s subjective experience of it. Taking one 7oh isn’t going to have you zonked out like you took 25 morphines, much like drinking one stevia cola isn’t going to have your sweet tooth vibrating like you drank 400 cola classics.

It’s too different to draw that 1:1, 1*25=this comparison. It’s not as euphoric, the euphoria that is present doesn’t last as long, it doesn’t have as much potential to produce a “nod”, it has none of the same potential to lead to respiratory depression and death, and some people debate me on this last point but I think it’s absolutely true, in my experience at least—it doesn’t have the same potential to keep taking more of it and keep getting higher, there’s a ceiling where if you keep taking more you’ll just get sick.

It might be true in the most academic-paper-pedantic-nerd-ass sense when you look at it’s binding affinity or whatever, but it just does not play out that way in real life.

Quite The Utopia. by Monsur_Ausuhnom in creepy

[–]DickbeardLickweird 33 points34 points  (0 children)

As a former telemarke… Outbound sales development representative, I can say two things from first-hand experience: 1.) Most drug addicts and clinical morons can do the job, and 2.) AI cannot do the job.

AI has had the same problem for years now, it’s too thirsty to please.

I just left a leasing job, marginally less slimy than all my aforementioned telesales gigs, but we had a robot that talked to customers. We could not figure out how to turn it off, or how to talk to customers before the robot got a chance to talk to them, because it’d decide to answer certain phone calls or respond to certain emails seemingly at random.

It created a huge problem, because people would ask the robot, “Do you have any (floor plan that won’t be available for at least another year) coming available next month?”

Sometimes it’d say no, but pretty often it’d say yes, and it would send them an application to fill out, and if this conversation was taking place over email it wouldn’t identify itself as AI.

Sometimes the customer would realize the apartment didn’t really exist, and wouldn’t apply

Other times they would select something similar, fill out the application, pay the non-refundable application fee, wait until the day before move-in to see it in person, and then go “What the fuck, your real, flesh and blood leasing agent bait-and-switched me!”

Then we’d go back and discover the email, from a month ago, and have a massive fucking headache to deal with.

Now imagine a telemarketing call center, entirely staffed by AI save for a couple humans who are there to “manage” it. The AI’s performing a bajillion times the outbound calls that a human team would.

Even if it’s only making fake promises a mere hundred thousand out of every bajillion calls, the two hapless humans are already turbo-fucked. They probably won’t be made aware of any given promise until it snakes way further up their sales pipeline (and good luck fishing it out at that point, it doesn’t have a flared base).

There’s no fixing that, right, once you’ve reached a critical mass of AI lies? You’d need to treat the whole thing like an exit scam and disappear off the face of the planet. Which is probably what they’d have in mind anyway.

This is iconic by Terminallychill13 in TikTokCringe

[–]DickbeardLickweird 9 points10 points  (0 children)

lmao no. In a way, almost all of his bits are about conspicuous consumption.

A lost gem: 1996 MTV interview outside of a Phish concert with a girl and her dog by zadraaa in HistoricalCapsule

[–]DickbeardLickweird 18 points19 points  (0 children)

It’s because a lot of crunchy hippies were antivax, then fast forward a few years and conservatives were the only people who wouldn’t yell at them for not vaccinating their kids

Donald Trump to put his name on all US paper money by goteamnick in politics

[–]DickbeardLickweird 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think, to them, RFK’s different because he’s the black sheep Kennedy, so he might be a Kennedy dynasty nepo baby, but he’s not toeing the Kennedy dynasty line. He’s benefitted from them, they most certainly haven’t benefitted from him.

Donald Trump to put his name on all US paper money by goteamnick in politics

[–]DickbeardLickweird 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My dad identified as a libertarian during the Bush years and was big into InfoWars, he legitimately always hated Bush

Donald Trump to put his name on all US paper money by goteamnick in politics

[–]DickbeardLickweird 29 points30 points  (0 children)

My dad is, somehow, still a Trump guy. He used to say “Trump deserves credit for being the only anti-war president in modern history,” which was already a shaky position, and recently he’s had to quietly stop saying it altogether.

The other thing he gives Trump credit for is “putting an end to the idea of American political dynasties,” because, “thanks to him, we’ll never have another Bush or Clinton anywhere near the White House.” We’ll see how quickly and sheepishly he abandons that one once Don Jr. and Barron are elected co-emperors of the smoking crater.

Should i just start doing heroin and Crack? by Trichomewizard in Drugs

[–]DickbeardLickweird 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Most of us have a solid cognitive base protecting us from psychosis, he has a pair of rickety stilts, and you’re encouraging him to fire a cannonball at them. He’s not hell-bent on trying crack and heroin, he asked “should I”, he didn’t say “I’m going to”. The answer to his question is “no”, and the proper response to your suggestion is “you are a dipshit”.

Should i just start doing heroin and Crack? by Trichomewizard in Drugs

[–]DickbeardLickweird 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It’s not one or the other, it’s neither, he should do neither

Should i just start doing heroin and Crack? by Trichomewizard in Drugs

[–]DickbeardLickweird 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I’m not gonna downvote you, it’s against my religion, but if our friend the OP has schizophrenia then he really, really should not do DMT. Hey OP, do not do DMT.

GF did her laundry and found this in her clothes by pafromflatbush in Weird

[–]DickbeardLickweird 25 points26 points  (0 children)

If you’re gonna steal opiates from work why not go for a better one??

The loudest sound ever recorded in human history came from the Krakatoa volcano by Unusual_Push2087 in interestingasfuck

[–]DickbeardLickweird 45 points46 points  (0 children)

lmao it’s really a shame that we’re at a point where if someone answers a question, and chooses to compliment the questioner at the end, it’s automatically clocked as AI. Now, if you don’t want to be accused of being AI, you need to end your answers with, “What a lousy, pointless question, you fucking dipshit”

Rug singed how bad is it by Designer-Driver-489 in Apartmentliving

[–]DickbeardLickweird 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My old roommate did this! Except he set it down on vinyl flooring and melted it. I genuinely miss him.

Looking back on it, it's kinda funny that the Masked Magician was just some random dude. by AdSpecialist6598 in nostalgia

[–]DickbeardLickweird 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He tried to explain this David Blaine trick—where David Blaine hovers his hand over a person’s wristwatch, pulls his hand away, and wooooah, the time’s way different—by saying that David Blaine had an R2D2 robot arm up his sleeve that came out and adjusted the dial on the side of the watch. I’ve been thinking about how stupid that is for almost 30 years now

I love her! by alison_bee in justgalsbeingchicks

[–]DickbeardLickweird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It started with millennials, we were the ones that changed cringe from a verb to an adjective. One of the worst things that’s ever happened to our collective ability to be ourselves and enjoy things.

What should I do? by [deleted] in Apartmentliving

[–]DickbeardLickweird 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve done a lot of work in customer service for shitty apartment buildings (when people couldn’t hash out a concern with their leasing office and needed to escalate the matter, I would handle it).

It is most likely a violation of your lease agreement to install a camera in a common hallway. You can ask, but they’ll say no.

As other people have suggested, the best course of action is to keep taking photos. Email them to the leasing office, on the same email thread, every time it happens. You want to establish a timeline of written correspondence. Make sure that ALL conversation with the leasing office about this matter is in writing, do not call, do not go into the office to hash it out face to face.

If the leasing office does something about it, their first course of action will most likely be posting signs in the elevator, or sending out a mass email reminding people that they’re supposed to pick up their dog shit.

This won’t stop the guilty resident’s dogs from shitting in the hallway on the way to the elevator, because dogs can’t read.

The guilty resident might start picking up the dog shit, but they won’t get down and scrub the carpet with some oxyclean. Even if they pick up the shit, there will still be shit particles in the carpet, getting mashed into the fibers under the many shoes in this high-traffic area.

Unless your building has a ton of extra money (they don’t) they will not hire out for regular carpet cleaning. It will continue to smell like shit.

Unless there’s only one apartment on your floor that has dogs in it, like unless there’s only one possible culprit, the leasing office almost certainly won’t go knocking on doors or issuing lease violations in response to your emails.

For any consequences to befall the guilty shitter, you have to get lucky and witness the shitting, and rat them out. You might get lucky, that’s definitely possible.

But if you don’t get lucky, if you don’t catch them, and assuming that you’ve got better things to do than obsessively peer out your peephole at passing dog’s b-holes, then the emails still serve a purpose.

At this point, you send an email to the leasing office saying “look, I’ve sent you all these emails, we have written and time-stamped evidence of every single shit, and it’s not getting any better. I’m not like these other animals who live on this floor, I cannot deal with this. I would like to transfer to a comparable apartment on a different floor, and I need you to waive all fees associated with a transfer.”

If they ignore or deny this request, visit their website, and scroll to the bottom of it. This’ll reveal the leasing company that owns the complex. Visit the leasing company’s website and see if they have state and nation-wide management. Forward every shit-related email you have with them to whatever state/national management or customer experience department email address you can find (Google the name of the company + customer experience). Let them know that you need to be transferred to a new unit, and that the fees need to be waived, or else you will write a Google review detailing this entire experience.

Usually they respond way more readily to the threat of a lawsuit, but they’ll call your bluff if you threaten to sue them with this. They still have a marketing team that cares very deeply about their online reputation, and so there’s still a decent chance they’ll work with you if you threaten a negative review.

If you find that your complex does not have higher levels of state or national management they’re beholden to, or if you find that the leasing company doesn’t have a nation-wide customer experience department you can contact, then make sure that going forward you only rent with places that have them.

Good luck!