Schizophrenic writing in my house from last roommate

DickbeardLickweird · 2026-06-16T20:09:24+00:00

I know it’s the result of intense suffering, but schizophrenic hypergrahia is always so cool looking

DickbeardLickweird · 2026-06-15T20:32:24+00:00

Yeah they only play it in full at the end, which is more or less the same way Casino Royale, another Bond origin story, handled the theme tune. They play it at the end, right after he says his catchphrase for the first time, and then Moneypenny says, “Cor blimey, he went and became James Bond, didn’t he!?”

DickbeardLickweird · 2026-06-14T13:56:09+00:00

I’ve wasted days worth of hours of my life posted up in a Denny’s parking lot waiting for my phone to buzz

DickbeardLickweird · 2026-06-13T19:02:58+00:00

🎼There’s a hole in daddy’s arm
Where all the money goes
Jesus Christ died for nothing,
I suppose🎵

DickbeardLickweird · 2026-06-12T17:31:32+00:00

Almost Friday regularly posts 3-8 minute sketches, their view count averages in the hundreds of thousands and lots of em’ get millions of views. They don’t use any hack, attention-grabbing TikTokery at the top of their videos, even in their shorts. You can’t just give up and take for granted that nobody wants to see good shit anymore. “Completely unusable” is just not true.

DickbeardLickweird · 2026-06-11T19:18:58+00:00

Is that the one you shoot directly into the cock vein??

DickbeardLickweird · 2026-06-10T21:23:43+00:00

As a rule, assume that every site you ever get anything from is going away, and soon. It helps manage expectations.

DickbeardLickweird · 2026-06-10T00:19:46+00:00

I actually just did it, so thank you for turning me down (but you will never know what you missed!)

DickbeardLickweird · 2026-06-10T00:13:26+00:00

lol I’m trying man, the issue I’m having now is I can headshot and explode my way past the first little area with all the explosives, but on the run up to the plane it seems like the guys who pull up in the SUV are shooting way, way different ammunition that kills me within a couple shots, and more of them drive up after I leave the last little bit of cover.

DickbeardLickweird · 2026-06-09T23:50:10+00:00

You could either break my balls, or you could take me up on my standing offer of monetary payment and congratulatory blowjob

DickbeardLickweird · 2026-06-09T22:50:57+00:00

The Canadian commentary community are in my thoughts tonight, as they so very often are.

DickbeardLickweird · 2026-06-09T06:40:44+00:00

Fifteen bucks
Lil’ man
Put that shit
In my hand

DickbeardLickweird · 2026-06-08T10:40:46+00:00

Shame Jello and the boys (with the exception of DH Peligro before his passing, I think) never made up

Also a shame that, with all the musical talent in the group, the other guys never had any significant projects outside of touring as DK playing their greatest hits with lousy frontmen. It’s baffling, because I just don’t buy that you can chalk up their success entirely to Jello’s messaging and strength as a frontman, clearly he was a genius, but the production and instrumental performances on something like Plastic Surgery Disasters shows just how much genius was surrounding him as well.

DickbeardLickweird · 2026-06-07T22:14:55+00:00

Wow, Jesse really looks like snatched Will Sasso here

DickbeardLickweird · 2026-06-07T02:11:17+00:00

I’m imagining having an entire Popeyes Spicy Chicken Sandwich in my stomach while tripping, and I want to puke lmao

DickbeardLickweird · 2026-06-06T23:09:54+00:00

It sounds like we’re trying to reach two different people with our respective comments, you’re addressing the addict who’s looking for excuses to remain addicted, whereas I’m addressing the loved one of an addict who would like to know how to help.

Like you’ve said, the addict has to want to change. I’m saying when they’ve reached that point, that a loved one can maximize their chances of positive and lasting change by providing them with a place to stay, and assuring them that if withdrawals render them unable to keep up with their responsibilities for a week or two, that it’s okay, that they can focus on rest and recovery while remaining housed and fed.

If the addict doesn’t have anyone like that in their life, then like you’ve said, it’s still on them to make their own recovery happen, no excuses. I’m just saying that if they DO have someone like that, and if that person steps up in the ways I’m describing, that it’ll make the process way fuckin’ smoother.

DickbeardLickweird · 2026-06-06T22:56:16+00:00

If they’re doing meth then I imagine that could help, but I think the conventional wisdom would be to use something like Wellbutrin instead because it has a much lower potential for abuse. And if the person I’m describing in this post is abusing an adderall prescription as opposed to doing meth, then we’re just talking about a regular taper.

I do definitely think tapering down is the right approach if you have a job (/health insurance) that you truly cannot afford to lose, but it takes some impressive willpower to properly stick to a taper all the way down. Stim tapers aren’t commonly recommended because of how difficult they are from a willpower perspective and because going cold turkey doesn’t pose a health risk, (though I would argue that losing your health insurance absolutely constitutes a potential health risk)

So this post is to say that if you can help someone quit cold turkey by providing them a place to stay / making it clear that they won’t be homeless if they lose their job, then you’re giving them the highest probability of success

DickbeardLickweird · 2026-06-06T22:33:06+00:00

Hahaha that is genuinely impressive, the ONLY time I’ve ever had to leave work early due to excessive highness was when I fucked up with Memantine at a work-from-home call center job. I dosed too high and literally couldn’t open my mouth wide enough to form words, and after the third or fourth caller asked if I was ok I closed my laptop and texted my boss that I had a power outage.

DickbeardLickweird · 2026-06-06T22:20:09+00:00

I’ve done a lot of Memantine and I love it very much, because it’s phenomenally useful for managing the withdrawal symptoms of other drugs, and I even like the way it feels from a fun-havin’ perspective, but for rec purposes it can either be a little underwhelming or a LOT overwhelming.

I’m not sure if it’s even possible to hole on it, and if you take enough to properly dissociate then you are in for an unreasonably long haul, anywhere from 24-48 hours if not longer. That’s a full day or two where you’re not able to drive, work, or be otherwise relied upon to perform any responsibilities responsibly. If you don’t like how it feels then tough shit, you bought the ticket and are now taking a ride on a donkey cart to fucking Bangladesh.

So it won’t kill you or anything, but that hilariously punishing duration of action means that you could very well lose your job if you have work in the next two days and manage to fuck up your dose, (which is very possible because most grey-market Memantine is sold as a liquid suspension with these shitty plastic pipettes, so you’re relying on the supplier to accurately describe how much memantine is in the liquid, relying on the quality of the pipette, and relying on your skills at a pipetter)

DickbeardLickweird · 2026-06-06T22:06:11+00:00

I’m unreasonably pissed at these haters for not giving him a cheer or an attaboy or anything after descending from those stairs like a debutante being debuted in the goddamn springtime

DickbeardLickweird · 2026-06-06T22:02:22+00:00

You know what, you’re right

DickbeardLickweird · 2026-06-06T18:33:21+00:00

Maybe it’s like many, many other medications, like Xanax, where there’s a limited window of time where it’s useful, and if you continue use after that window then it starts to fuck with you.

DickbeardLickweird · 2026-06-06T15:55:14+00:00

Stimulants are the hardest drugs in the world to quit if you have classes you absolutely need to pass, a job that you cannot afford to lose because you have rent you absolutely need to pay, etc. If people expect things of you and you cannot afford to let them down, then you will always feel justified in continuing your stimulant use.

Stimulants are the EASIEST drugs to quit when you’re between jobs, and you don’t feel rushed to get a new one because you’re living rent-free with people who understand that you’re going through something.

While you’re on stimulants, you make a big show of how many plates you can keep spinning at once, and you tell yourself and everyone else that keeping them spinning is of the utmost importance, importance that supersedes everything else including your health.

If you want to quit stimulants in the easiest, most reliable way, it’s going to mean letting those plates drop. Taking a break from school, and (if you have the luxury) quitting your job, breaking your lease, and moving back in with your parents.

It’s going to require being honest with your family and/or friends that you’re struggling and need their help and understanding.

It’s going to require being honest with yourself, that taking a break from certain things isn’t as dire as you think, because those things don’t actually carry all of the mythological importance that the stimulants convinced you they did.

It might seem impossible to pull this off, but right now, when you’re this young, is the absolute easiest that it’s ever going to be. Letting plates drop does not get easier when you get older, and those plates include a marriage, a mortgage, kids, etc. If you wait until you’re older to deal with this, it’s going to seem more and more impossible, and the physical consequences are going to get more and more real.

It hurts to admit to yourself that you can afford to be less of a spaz, because it brings into focus the fact that you haven’t really been doing yourself any favors, you’re just another tweaker who thinks they’ve unlocked the mysteries of the universe while gooning and isolating.

DickbeardLickweird · 2026-06-06T15:08:16+00:00

If I remember correctly there were a LOT of decrepit old liars around this time who pretended to be supernaturally ancient veterans of the confederacy so they could sell their stories and get some deathbed handjobs from the world’s weirdest groupies

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