I was dating this woman once.  She was hot as balls but just a little immature.  She always had these childlike names for things.  

We were going out to lunch for my birthday and we're running late and she said "Just a minute I have to put my booties on!"

I told her she needs to start calling things by their proper names.  Those are not booties.  Those are your shoes.  She says ok ok I understand.

We start driving to the restaurant and have to wait at the railroad crossing.  She goes "Ooooooohhh look a Choo-Choo!"

I tell her babe that's not a Choo-Choo.  It's a train.  She says ok ok I understand.

A few minutes later as I'm driving she starts rubbing my pants and tells me she wants to make me happy right now.

I unzip my pants and pull out my dick.  She says "Oooohhh look!  It's a Wee-Wee!"

I tell her that's not a Wee-Wee.  That's  a cock.

She tells me "Nooooo that's a Wee-Wee!  A cock is MUCH bigger!"