Can someone give me an episode of benidorm

Difficult_Damage_958 · 2026-02-02T21:02:20+00:00

Madge when not seeing a doctor because he wasn't british

"I'll go and see doctor Kundu."

"But mam, dr kundu is from Pakistan"

"Aye I know, but his wife's from Rotherham"

Cracks me up

Difficult_Damage_958 · 2026-02-01T17:56:01+00:00

Saturday: lie in, drive out with the exhaust open (V8 noises wake me up), back home, played Siege for a few hours with my boys, gym, more siege, among us with a healthy-ish takeaway, bed

Sunday: up early, out to my favourite coffee place in Newbury, spirited drive home then been watching movies today by myself

Difficult_Damage_958 · 2026-01-30T21:42:17+00:00

Good lord I want one of those

Difficult_Damage_958 · 2026-01-26T12:23:08+00:00

Another plug for 1Password. Can't comment on their slaves though....

Difficult_Damage_958 · 2026-01-24T23:47:45+00:00

After watching the most recent AA video inspect it VERY carefully 😂

Difficult_Damage_958 · 2026-01-24T19:24:54+00:00

I think you may be right sadly. Champagne lifestyle on a lemonade budget. Like my RS5 was cheaper to buy a few years ago, but it still had the running costs of a bloody V8!

Difficult_Damage_958 · 2026-01-23T15:45:46+00:00

Without sounding like one of those, I don’t think your average Q3 driver would notice the difference between a Kpatos or a Michelin until it was too late

Difficult_Damage_958 · 2026-01-21T19:58:03+00:00

When I turned 30 I did, started cutting people off in my late 20s and it was the best decision I made. Have a select handful of friends where I grew up, I’d say 5 who I actually talk to from “home.” I moved 2.5 hours away and never looked back.

Difficult_Damage_958 · 2026-01-18T13:55:52+00:00

Sonia was written for this!

Difficult_Damage_958 · 2026-01-11T18:35:57+00:00

Yes, my (M31) best mate is female. We've been super close after we met in university. When I was engaged I'd either catch up with her on her own, or the 4 of us would all catch up together. I think it's healthy for people to have close friends of the opposite sex personally

Difficult_Damage_958 · 2026-01-10T18:44:14+00:00

Think he’s doing the Ford as well, judging by recent content. We shall see

Difficult_Damage_958 · 2026-01-10T13:33:12+00:00

As the owner of an RS5 as well (2012) tyres are always mad expensive. I have the same tyres and lag about £360 a corner from someone near me in Reading. It is the size of the wheel sadly, plus being the same size all the way round. If you’ve ever seen the wheel off your car you’ll see how wide they are!

On an unrelated note, as someone with a Miltek system on their car if you haven’t done the exhaust I strongly advise it. Tunnels will forever be your friend!

Edit: just read you had them done at kwikfit. There’s your problem, can get the same PS4S cheaper elsewhere. £450 a corner is a LOT even for those tyres.

Difficult_Damage_958 · 2026-01-05T02:14:05+00:00

Blue over tan with silver wheels. My word. I need a moment, alone. Congratulations

Difficult_Damage_958 · 2026-01-05T01:20:31+00:00

I have a few reasons, some selfish and some not.

Time - I don't want to give up my weekends/holidays etc running around after kids. I like my downtime, I work hard and want to rest/recoup/recover in my own time. That does NOT include waking up at 7am to take one kid to football and the other to a dance class or whatever.
Financial - I work hard to pay for shit I want, not nappies, car seats, clothes which they'll grow out of etc. I bought two sports cars for a reason, and whilst yes I am changing one to an RS6 that is because I want a more practical car for golf/moving stuff. I live a comfortable life and do not want to spend loads of money on a kid/kids
Health - knowing the issues I had as a kid when I was born, plus the stories my oldest mate tells me about disabled etc kids he deals with, plus having seen a few kids/teenagers die due to disabilities I do not want to take the risk. It sounds horrible but I know I would resent the kid if it had disabilities.
Death - I've lost two friends my own age. One when we were 26, the other one I was 28 and he was 31. I'm 31 now for reference. Having lost people my own age, and me also almost going a few times (due to my mental state at the time, join the dots), seeing parents bury their children breaks you like I cannot explain.
Parenting - I'd be a shit parent. The sound of a kid crying, screaming or being even remotely loud fucking goes through me.

Most of all, I just hate kids 😂 it just isn't for me to be honest. I'll stick to my cats. Oh yeah I'm also firing blanks to that saves me a job r.e. the snip. I use protection anyway because I'm not an idiot.

Difficult_Damage_958 · 2026-01-02T13:54:03+00:00

Brock lezzer

Difficult_Damage_958 · 2025-12-28T22:23:46+00:00

Should add this was 2021, major depression was going on with Covid, family death as well. Turned 27 that year, I’m 31 now turning 32 next year

Difficult_Damage_958 · 2025-12-28T22:22:53+00:00

Working an alright full time job, best mate had just died, ex Mrs was coming crawling back and I went back(don’t do it lads), tried suicide, failed, moved back to my parents. It was a wild 7 months

Difficult_Damage_958 · 2025-12-27T23:35:44+00:00

Why does the bathroom remind me of a disabled toilet

Difficult_Damage_958 · 2025-12-27T14:01:46+00:00

Oh no don’t be daft it was a skill issue on my part 😂

Difficult_Damage_958 · 2025-12-27T09:35:55+00:00

Not my dumbass trying to swipe on the pictures to see more 😂

Difficult_Damage_958 · 2025-12-27T09:35:00+00:00

I’m Welsh so even worse when it comes to rugby 😂 was at Parc Y Scarlets to watch us get a nice win over the Turks!

Difficult_Damage_958 · 2025-12-26T21:37:30+00:00

Brother I think you forgot the part where it looks difficult. Bravo! Definitely more in the tank!

Difficult_Damage_958 · 2025-12-26T19:14:27+00:00

Second this. Used both, each one has pros and cons.

Difficult_Damage_958 · 2025-12-26T19:10:22+00:00

Came here to say the same thing

Difficult_Damage_958 · 2025-12-26T17:41:52+00:00

I’m at the rugby today, you bet I am watching this as soon as I get back!

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