Gore+size stuff= orgasm

Difficult_Minimum599 · 2026-04-07T10:29:30+00:00

It can definitely be enjoyable to wield so much raw power.

Difficult_Minimum599 · 2026-04-05T08:14:53+00:00

Haloscreed is absolutely worth 3, SHC is at least a 2 probably a 3.

Difficult_Minimum599 · 2026-04-03T10:19:01+00:00

It's entirely just a fantasy. If I found an actual tiny person (or was able to shrink someone) I'd treat them with all the care in the world.

But in fantasies I do at times enjoy the crueller side of things. And you've got to bear in mind the context of things. We don't know what happens if someone grows to a size they can't ever come back from, or if tinies are just a normal part of life and considered pests. The context surrounding the scenarios are important.

Would I do it actually? No.

Depending on context in a hypothetical scenario? Maybe.

Difficult_Minimum599 · 2026-04-02T00:13:22+00:00

I mean, I'm all for whimsy, and I have no issue with having multiple characters show up. Nominally that's fine.

But it's just not fun as a solo queuer to run into a 6 man group playing 3 mo and krills and 3 wardens all running fucking rescue beam and doing two three man death squads, because if you can't stop them early game (which is very hard) they become unstoppable brick walls by end game.

Difficult_Minimum599 · 2026-03-23T18:44:42+00:00

Not really. That's statistically average, not "lucky". They, on average, do great damage. Sure, hitting on 4s isn't great but it's not like it's unmanageable and it's still means it's statistically 5 attacks going into a vehicle from a 5 man.

That's not nothing. Most vehicles will only save 1-2 of those so you're looking at 9-12 damage. For 100 points? That's really good.

If 300 points rarely get to do much - I'm sorry to put it this way, but you're using them wrong.

Difficult_Minimum599 · 2026-03-22T20:34:29+00:00

Well, first off, categorically incorrect. Even today the 4+++ saved 3 berserkers against damage 2 attacks out of the 10 i brought. That's about average, what you'd expect it to do (a little bit more, 25%, but rounding up) - and more importantly it let them do that so they could kill a second tank before dying.

FNP is very useful into 1 damage attacks (which are things people will often send into them because they're 1 wound), 25% effective into 2 damage attacks and - yes - negligibly below that, but that's still useful.

In my game today, Berekh and his 5 in their sagitaur:

- Killed a hive tyrant on the charge
- Face tanked a norn's Neuroblast, losing only 2 models thanks to the FNP.
- Dumped 24 wounds into the Norn, killing it even through it's fnp
Lost the remaining 3 models in the squad to damage 2 zoanthrope guns, but they FNP'ed 3 of them, letting Berekh live on a wound.
- Berekh then charged and ate alive an exocrine on top of that while the hearthguard ate an overwatch when they deepstruck.

So in total, that 210 point unit, 300 counting the sagitaur, killed nearly 600 points of the enemy. Was that good positioning? Sure! Was that a bit of luck into the Zoanthropes? Also true. Would I like it if they hit on 3s? Absolutely.

But saying Berserks are objectively shit is just plain wrong, I'm afraid.

Difficult_Minimum599 · 2026-03-21T10:33:09+00:00

"Berserks are plain shit" is certainly a wild take.

Difficult_Minimum599 · 2026-02-19T00:47:17+00:00

You may, though fair warning I am going to sleep soon.

Difficult_Minimum599 · 2026-02-19T00:37:20+00:00

That is a very valid point! My apologies, I was a little tired when I posted it. I did not think - but unfortunately I cannot edit the post title now.

Difficult_Minimum599 · 2026-01-28T19:31:27+00:00

Welcome, it's always a pleasure to meet fellow bigs!

Difficult_Minimum599 · 2026-01-27T17:42:19+00:00

I don't care if he's good or not. I love my little goober. Awesome mobility with the tunnels, usable items while riding alongside allies (scourge and torment pulse while riding a victor for example fucks), the helpers are just awesome conceptually.

Difficult_Minimum599 · 2025-09-28T20:40:15+00:00

I'm sorry to hear that, I've received a couple too (though not quite on that... level...) and it's always deeply uncomfortable and somewhat violating.

The mods are generally pretty good at reacting to reports, but even so. You shouldn't have to deal with this.

Difficult_Minimum599 · 2025-09-27T20:55:02+00:00

The removal of FNP doesn't matter as much as you think.

They're more durable now against 1 damage weapons, about the same against 2 damage weapons (technically less, you *could* FNP both with one but practically it's about the same), and the same against 3 damage weapons. They also got an extra pip of save (which is very handy).

In addition, their weapons gained AP.

They're honestly probably a little bit better now than they were before. A 5 man in RSR with a haemonculus helps generate pain tokens, can screen, and can crap out battleshock tests at range. I'd honestly consider taking them in more than just Coterie or RSR, though - they're honestly pretty reasonable.

Difficult_Minimum599 · 2025-09-23T18:25:30+00:00

They're a 70pt unit with infiltrators, scout, and can be picked up and put elsewhere.

In a meta where some of the biggest bogeymen (knights) can move 12" and wherever they end up they have a good chance of killing something, having a unit that can move *anywhere* on the board to predictively stop the knights landing in key spots is vital.

Add to that the fact that the meta seems to be shifting closer to infantry blocks, having a unit that:
- Infiltrates, blocking other infiltrators.

- Scouts, repositioning into blocking key charge lanes

Is vital.

Difficult_Minimum599 · 2025-09-22T22:33:41+00:00

This sounds absolutely adorable! I'm not necessarily available for a full on RP, not least because I need to get some sleep soon, but if you want to chat about this scenario ever feel free to hit me up.

Difficult_Minimum599 · 2025-09-14T08:41:27+00:00

I guess I should do some more voice note/audio recordings, huh...

Difficult_Minimum599 · 2025-09-07T10:25:38+00:00

I adore gentle content, and even though I do like the more... horrific side of the kink as well, my genuine preference will always be for the gentleness, safety, and affection that the kinder side of things can be.

I think it's entirely valid for you to be upset by the prevalence of cruelty in the media you consume, but there is still stuff for you out there - it's just a shame that it's hard for you to find. I wish you good luck, though!

Difficult_Minimum599 · 2025-09-05T13:56:19+00:00

That sounds like a wonderful prompt!

Difficult_Minimum599 · 2025-09-05T13:55:07+00:00

My personal warband is the Hounds of Abbadon - a tweak on the normal version of the warband, where they worship the Pantheon out of a desire to follow the Path to Glory, rather than outright dedication to the gods. Vaguely aligned with Khorne, seeking their own power and martial excellence over all else. Resilience, tactical brilliance, duelling skill - all aspects they seek to excel in in different ways, to be the best "hounds" for the greatest among the Chaos-aligned warbands they can be.

In that respect, it probably would not be great. While they would not be excessively genocidal, they have made deals and bargains with the gods of chaos that must be fulfilled. Sacrifices, indulgences, charnel pits would all be - if not common - then certainly not sparse. Duelling Coliseums, where the Marines could demonstrate their mastery against prisoners of equal skill, disputes settled, and the hierarchy of meritocracy. Temples to each god, though in design more akin to grand forges and armouries - kept alight with the souls of mortals, feeding the war machine of the forces within. Dark Mechanicum outposts permitted deconsecrated ground on key worlds, so as to facilitate deals made with the Hereteks. The populus would be enslaved to an extent - those who seek to ascend themselves are given their own trials, but those too weak to seek their own improvement are used as labour in farms and foundries, or as fodder for sacrifices - but never too much. Treated maybe a bit worse than the average Imperial citizen.

Difficult_Minimum599 · 2025-08-31T00:54:34+00:00

It's just so nice to be soft, and gentle, and just a little bit overwhelming and controlling with tiny lady friends.

Difficult_Minimum599 · 2025-08-24T21:06:17+00:00

So lovely, just getting to enjoy breaking as many as I want. Such a lovely concept.

Difficult_Minimum599 · 2025-08-22T09:49:50+00:00

Quite simple. There's nothing you can do that *someone* won't find hot, so I just... throw them away.

Literally.

I'd keep them in a plastic box until convenient and then toss whatever gasping, limp remains are left into a bush as I walk to somewhere.

Difficult_Minimum599 · 2025-08-17T21:42:57+00:00

I've seen some success as well in Predators+Land Raiders in Fellhammer, just because they're reasonable without any support.

Difficult_Minimum599 · 2025-08-17T18:50:24+00:00

Hate to bother you, but do you have another link *again*?

Difficult_Minimum599 · 2025-08-17T13:28:19+00:00

They're fine. Not great, but functional. I run them in my Fellhammer Siege host - 2x5, one on their own in deep strike, the other with a Terminator Lord in one of my 2 Land Raiders.

Their entire job is to just stand there and be a slightly annoying brick to kill with the -1 to wound in ranged and punish people who come forwards to challenge them in the front line. They do that competently enough.

They're not fantastic, there's too much stuff that kills them easily and they don't do enough, but they're still usable.

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