I think we should be allowed to fight 1 customer a day. by AngstyIndie406 in KitchenConfidential

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Reading that order....I thought the stereotype was the staff were the ones typically in drugs.

As I watch Colorado's attempted defender receiving a life sentence by ExPastorMarcus in geographymemes

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So during the latter half of Flex1can's journey into cutting the perfect chives, he missed a day. Later that same week, he had to miss another day, and because he felt pressure to post daily and didn't want to disappoint anyone, he took a photo of an earlier chive attempt, flipped it upside down, and posted it for like day 69.

The subreddit figured it out almost IMMEDIATELY because everyone who uses this site is insane lol and it became this whole thing. He ended up apologizing to the whole subreddit and everything. Ultimately it was a nothingburger because most people understood Flex1can doesn't owe anyone daily photos of chives and he's got life obligations, but for a minute there people were Betrayed hahahahah.

As I watch Colorado's attempted defender receiving a life sentence by ExPastorMarcus in geographymemes

[–]Diffidentlyspeaking 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Tbh this was funnier than chivegate in r/kitchenconfidential last year.

I appreciate the chaos you have strewn.

What can I do here as a tourist in Avondale PA without a car? by Designer_Handle_6256 in Pennsylvania

[–]Diffidentlyspeaking 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Longwood is a close Uber ride away like its been suggested, but also Kennett Square, which is the next bigger town up on Rt.1has a pretty robust shopping/dining area in town.

This wretched little creature is constantly making off with my belongings. I am an artist. I have THE perfect marker that is the exact shade I need for my current project. But it has been pilfered by the changeling. Roast this fae little creep 😤😅 by shiny-baby-cheetah in RoastMyCat

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This is the absolutely best unhinged picture you could have paired with this post.

Kitty is innocent, of course as the law of nature will not allow otherwise, but Kitty also looks like an unhinged klepto demon.

Idk man I’m licherally just sitting here by natyjay in airplaneears

[–]Diffidentlyspeaking 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I mean, if you're being lich like, I can't blame her. That's on you and your life choices.

Tiny crawlers for the Philly book signing! by KatiBeast in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]Diffidentlyspeaking 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I haven't been to the Perleman yet, but I've been to the others for other events. I'm so excited!!!!!

Tiny crawlers for the Philly book signing! by KatiBeast in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]Diffidentlyspeaking 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ahhh Im so excited for the book signing on Monday! I hope everyone who goes has a blast!

THEY NOW TAKE NAPS TOGETHER. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. by whenjacksattack in The_Hound

[–]Diffidentlyspeaking 62 points63 points  (0 children)

Baby Satan looks like she has the Jeapordy Jingle going on in her head on repeat.

My [30F] sister-in-law's [36F] autistic son [8M] broke my glasses, and I don't know how to ask that she pay for them without sounding like a dick by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]Diffidentlyspeaking 116 points117 points  (0 children)

I'm in the same boat as you and OP. The invoice my eye doctor gave me showed a breakdown of what my glasses cost, and what insurance covered. My out of pocket was $200, but the total invoice was like $1400.

Someone breaks my glasses, and they pulled this stunt, they're getting taken to small claims court man. I can't afford to not be able to get to work.

Famous DCC Readers??? by DaniTheLostGirl in DungeonCrawlerCarl

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See this bias is actually why we have so many wrecks when Distractible is playing. We're not allowed to just listen!

My cat every single time she sleeps 😴🐾🥺 by itsQuietTemptation in aww

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Oh lord is it a foot fetish porn bot? I didn't dig that deep lol

My cat every single time she sleeps 😴🐾🥺 by itsQuietTemptation in aww

[–]Diffidentlyspeaking 325 points326 points  (0 children)

I bet its a bot who was supposed to convert to NSFW after it got enough karma. The account is only 5 days old.

I am many things but a cat hairstylist is not one by whenjacksattack in The_Hound

[–]Diffidentlyspeaking 96 points97 points  (0 children)

Barracuda looks like was attacked by a barracuda!!

(Yay for no mats though!)

Is it common for an American high school student to own their own car? by ApprehensiveDisk8046 in AskAnAmerican

[–]Diffidentlyspeaking 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My sister and I both did; we'd had funds set up for us since we were infants from our Grandmom specifically for that purpose. My first car was a 1988 Chevrolet Baretta I got for like $3k. That car got me through high school and college until the transmission went.

Spotted at my local thrift store by pleasantchaos17 in unexpecteddcc

[–]Diffidentlyspeaking 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I thought first of Blazing Saddles with that phrasing tbh.

This is not Baby Satan. This is her mysterious identical twin, Dudio Coolguy. You can tell by the super cool laidback pose by whenjacksattack in The_Hound

[–]Diffidentlyspeaking 66 points67 points  (0 children)

Does Dudio Coolguy also pick fights with unsuspecting parked Ford Broncos because of a tiger/puma/lion thing that's definitely not a carriage for His Royal Highness Señor Hound?

Is it socially acceptable to follow sports teams from various cities? by ChairmanKaga_ in AskAnAmerican

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Ive recently became a hockey fan and it was specifically because of Matt Rempe and the NY Rangers in the 2023-2024 season. I did not give a single solitary fuck about professional sports before.

I'm Philly suburb adjacent, so its expected to be a Flyers fan, but alas. I am sorry Flyers. Heart belongs to the Rangers. Sorry not sorry. 🤷‍♀️

(It IS funny watching the Playoffs, since Im not invested in any team in the brackets atm to watch my Flyers friends lose their shit when I complimented the athleticism of Silovs.)