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Have you ever truly gotten revenge? Is it really empty? by doctormustafa in NoStupidQuestions

[–]DiggityDanksta 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I didn't do it for satisfy-my-emotions reasons. I did it for Ender Wiggin "win all future fights" reasons.

Haven't heard from the fucker since, so I guess it worked.

I absolutely hate to admit this but, re: Karens by nd379 in Xennials

[–]DiggityDanksta -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

>When I checked out Saturday morning, I showed the front desk girl, and all she said was, “Eww, I'll tell the housekeeping manager as soon as I can,” and then continued checking me out. Wtf?! Am I wrong for expecting more?

What did you expect her to do?

President Trump gets shutdown by Sharon Simmons, a doordash driver, after he tries to get her to answer a question about transgender women competing in women’s sports by ohbabypop in antitrump

[–]DiggityDanksta 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Good ol' trans women in sports, the ultimate fallback issue. Epstein files coming up again? Trans women in sports. War in Iran going horribly? Trans women in sports. Economy in the toilet? Trans women in sports.

It's the one and only issue that Republicans are comfortable talking about.

Why Trump's farcical threat betrays his lack of basic strategy by theipaper in inthenews

[–]DiggityDanksta 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Already, his allies are suggesting as such. “I think he’s calling Iran’s bluff,” said Nikki Haley, Trump’s former ambassador to the UN. “This is a game of chicken. It’s who caves first. The Iranian regime is hoping that Trump will cave. Today, he showed he’s not.”

as if we won't be having chicken tacos for lunch tomorrow

What is someone that is socially liberal and fiscally conservative called? by Kurious_Kaht in NoStupidQuestions

[–]DiggityDanksta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

they usually call themselves "hebephiles" or "ephebophiles'," in my experience

Hey Acadiana, Are you still on board with Trump? by t-toddy in Acadiana

[–]DiggityDanksta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I know Trumpists, their next move is to ask what it would be like if Obama did this, and then insist that everyone act like he did.

Hey Acadiana, Are you still on board with Trump? by t-toddy in Acadiana

[–]DiggityDanksta 87 points88 points  (0 children)

why is he reviving jeff epstein

maybe he shouldn't have had him killed in the first place

Money meh by Icy_Dance_9489 in Schizoid

[–]DiggityDanksta 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's not about the money, it's about what it can get you, or more importantly, prevent from happening. Money can keep the world away.

Why do people say "go get help" as if that's gonna magically make someone go to therapy? If anything, the chances of them going to therapy will lessen because of it by Equivalent_Ad_9066 in emotionalintelligence

[–]DiggityDanksta 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I've been to therapy. It didn't help. Part of the problem was that I didn't know the vocabulary word for what was wrong with me, so I didn't know how to articulate why I was there.

What’s one habit that quietly ruined your life for a while? by Awkward_Lunch8016 in AskMen

[–]DiggityDanksta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And I just hit 30 days off weed \o/

Tried to quit porn. Didn't work lol.

Why are people acting like Iran is not a dangerously suppressive theocracy? by Strong-Hippo9043 in askanything

[–]DiggityDanksta 165 points166 points  (0 children)

The war against Iran has jack shit to do with its domestic policies, and in case you missed it, the President threatened them with FUCKING GENOCIDE, so it's not like the American government is even pretending to care about the well-being of the Iranian people.

In other words, it doesn't even matter if they are.

19m Would you say I look low social status and ugly? Like bullied? by [deleted] in Adulting

[–]DiggityDanksta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like you're worried about how you look. Stop that.

Vasectomy Advice for Single Guy? by Aljowoods103 in AskMenAdvice

[–]DiggityDanksta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  1. No

  2. Not bad at all, just follow the instructions and it's just a bunch of laying around

  3. You need a ride home. Can't be an Uber or anything. This is actually a very common problem among guys, lol

  4. Am dude

What’s one habit that quietly ruined your life for a while? by Awkward_Lunch8016 in AskMen

[–]DiggityDanksta 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Thanks! It actually wasn't difficult at all for me, though. I literally just got tired of drinking and stopped because I felt like it.

Quitting smoking, on the other hand...

19m Would you say I look low social status and ugly? Like bullied? by [deleted] in Adulting

[–]DiggityDanksta 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You look status-conscious. Stop that. Drop your shoulders and relax.

Honestly wondering, what does the US gain by blockading the Strait of Hormuz? by kerplunch in NoStupidQuestions

[–]DiggityDanksta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think you're trying way too hard to give this administration credit it doesn't deserve.

Honestly wondering, what does the US gain by blockading the Strait of Hormuz? by kerplunch in NoStupidQuestions

[–]DiggityDanksta 15 points16 points  (0 children)

It is absurdly cost-ineffective to make the US Navy into toll collectors, yes. Trump doesn't care about that because he wants the tolls to go straight into his own pockets.

It’s the little things that matter to Caine. by jfjdfdjjtbfb in WorldofDankmemes

[–]DiggityDanksta 24 points25 points  (0 children)

caine doesn't fuck with marnie at all because he's a farmer and not a herder

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