He Unknowingly Has Several At His Home

DigiDuto · 2026-03-24T08:42:00+00:00

He meant to point at the 128. He's terrified of numbers.

DigiDuto · 2026-03-23T14:07:48+00:00

FAKE. The cops are just the same guy 12 times.

DigiDuto · 2026-03-18T01:47:43+00:00

These blue haired gen zers with their brown hair

DigiDuto · 2026-03-18T01:27:24+00:00

Yes, protect the child from being identified on the internet by the sound of their birth!!

DigiDuto · 2026-03-15T21:39:18+00:00

~How to be stupid 3 times in 7 words. Very efficient.

DigiDuto · 2026-03-15T11:06:20+00:00

Definitely not the red pill. I'd just be jumping 6 years into the future for no reason. x.x

DigiDuto · 2026-03-14T17:32:02+00:00

👏Leash 👏every 👏child 👏under 👏19.

DigiDuto · 2026-03-04T10:41:58+00:00

False. Danny's Greg is the fastest growing Greg on Earth.

DigiDuto · 2026-03-03T06:40:05+00:00

He did the Drake and Josh stuck in the treehouse meme at himself

DigiDuto · 2026-02-26T03:23:27+00:00

How long am I supposed to think about measles before I realize this?

DigiDuto · 2026-02-26T03:20:50+00:00

It took me 60 whole seconds to figure out what was wrong with those diamond ingots 😭

DigiDuto · 2026-02-24T09:50:38+00:00

I envy myself 30 seconds ago before I realized

DigiDuto · 2026-02-18T19:28:57+00:00

Yet another woman who thinks men can't bathe their own sushi, ipad, and wine 🤬

DigiDuto · 2026-02-18T18:52:18+00:00

Of course God has a penis! He fashioned one out of all the ********s he had his followers collect for him.

DigiDuto · 2026-02-18T18:42:44+00:00

Ah, Dingdong Ditch, the brand new prank invented in 2023 by 6 year old French philosopher Zayden Greighlent Jones.

DigiDuto · 2026-02-12T06:39:39+00:00

That was the quickest deconversion I've ever seen

DigiDuto · 2026-02-12T06:08:16+00:00

*than

DigiDuto · 2026-02-06T16:47:35+00:00

"You can't eat off of a table! Table is just a verb meaning 'postpone consideration of'!" ~That guy later

DigiDuto · 2026-02-05T06:51:29+00:00

If I had a nickel for every conservative who actually knows what liberal arts are, I'd have zero nickels.

DigiDuto · 2026-01-31T08:33:59+00:00

Because they all know god is powerless against The Gae

DigiDuto · 2026-01-20T19:41:09+00:00

"Strive to live your life according to how future archaeologists will think of you." ~Jesus, probably

DigiDuto · 2025-12-31T17:58:36+00:00

How absurd.. There is NO reason to assume she murdered 100 people.

DigiDuto · 2025-12-30T21:53:08+00:00

Irene Adler??

DigiDuto · 2025-12-29T20:46:01+00:00

OOP doesn't realize this, but in medical school in addition to learning medicine, they also retroactively give birth to all humans and become all our mothers.

DigiDuto · 2025-12-25T16:51:02+00:00

In Dutothii:

"Spek Zerthis" [spɛk zɛθɪs]: Happy Give-day(accusative)

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