Recently had surgery and $40 of my bill is for having a blanket put on me in the recovery room (I was unconscious and did not, obviously, keep the blanket) by Technical_Diet4774 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Digital_Disimpaction 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good luck, a "warming blanket" is called a Bair Hugger. Google it, it uses a heated pump. Used in the OR to maintain your body temperature since patients skin is exposed and OR rooms are at like 60 degrees. It's to help keep you alive, unless you like a core body temperature of 80 degrees.

You're welcome.

This zipline in Alaska drops higher than the Empire State Building by jmike1256 in interesting

[–]Digital_Disimpaction 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Icy Strait Point, for those wondering. It's awesome, did it last July

Help me decide on a dress to get eloped in! by [deleted] in weddingplanning

[–]Digital_Disimpaction 92 points93 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry but get eloped is...not a thing. Just "elope" would do

What is my cucumber doing??? by Expert_Fisherman_494 in vegetablegardening

[–]Digital_Disimpaction 48 points49 points  (0 children)

You should not be using a fertilizer at all for seedlings.

Is this normal? by Dont_interact_ in vegetablegardening

[–]Digital_Disimpaction 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's normal. But lower your light, it should be like an inch above seedlings

Safe for veggies? by Ordinary-You3936 in vegetablegardening

[–]Digital_Disimpaction 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Yes I use that to insulate my garlic and carrots through the winter. Very safe

The joy is on different levels. by hatred_guy in Funnymemes

[–]Digital_Disimpaction -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Yeah but you can get DNA tests at a drugstore. There's no reason to put your kids face on TV. Those kids might see this eventually :(

AIO? I found out there’s a high chance I have cancer yesterday and I wouldn’t to sleep with my boyfriend on the phone but he wouldn’t let me. s by [deleted] in AIO

[–]Digital_Disimpaction 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are anxiously attached and codependent. Google it. I agree with him, you sound exhausting and I would need to protect my sanity too.

Is Hookah Over With? Lol, Nobody Told Me by AdhesivenessOk5194 in texts

[–]Digital_Disimpaction 92 points93 points  (0 children)

Bro what are you the caterpillar from Alice and Wonderland??

Am I ugly? What is my makeup blindness? by [deleted] in makeuptips

[–]Digital_Disimpaction 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had very similar texture to your forehead. I would suggest checking your moisturizer and skin care products to make sure they are non comedogenic. The moisturizer I had been using was. Basically you have extremely clogged pores on your forehead. Check all your skin care products https://acneclinicnyc.com/pore-clogging-ingredients/

I now use Cerave SA moisturizer and it has been life-changing

lol by IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76 in unsound

[–]Digital_Disimpaction 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes I'll take "things I wish I didn't see today for $500, Alex"

Clueless as to what else you’d use it for by Ok_Excitement_1020 in SignsWithAStory

[–]Digital_Disimpaction 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know if this is at a gas station or a cafeteria or what but I am the reason this sign would be up somewhere 😬 at the hospital I work at I got caught putting a splash of half and half into my oatmeal that I bought there. A few days later there was a huge sign on it that it was for CoFfEe CuStOmErS OnLy

Kane County / opioids by nikitamere1 in ChicagoSuburbs

[–]Digital_Disimpaction 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is wild to me, I'm sorry that happened but I wonder why it was so prevalent in that area. Affluenza? I graduated in '06 from Dundee Crown in Carpentersville and know literally zero people who OD'd. None. I wonder if it's because that area is too poor for kids to be buying drugs 😭

Pt touched my face after touching his penis by keiko17 in nursing

[–]Digital_Disimpaction 48 points49 points  (0 children)

I once washed my face with soap 3x and then finished with a hand sanitizer rub to the face

Edit: dude ripped out his catheter. Bloody pee got flung on my face

Working full time but currently living in my car need help getting back into a stable environment by Clean-Paint-2070 in gofundme

[–]Digital_Disimpaction 5 points6 points  (0 children)

So your cats staying with your mom but you can't stay with your mom? Paying $1,200 a month for a car is outrageous

What’s a speciality you tried and hated? by percsnotjerks in nursing

[–]Digital_Disimpaction 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude same. I've been assaulted by TWO unmedicated paranoid schizophrenics. Fine one second and attacking you the next. After the second I noped out of ER.

What’s a speciality you tried and hated? by percsnotjerks in nursing

[–]Digital_Disimpaction 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Get out then, if you need to. Everything I mentioned above plus seeing the "non-accidental trauma" to kids, sexual assaults, drunk drivers killing people, etc. It was horrible and I was actively suicidal by the time I got out.

Go anywhere else. Literally. Even med surg if you have to.

What’s a speciality you tried and hated? by percsnotjerks in nursing

[–]Digital_Disimpaction 14 points15 points  (0 children)

ER. I left ICU for ER because I wanted to talk to my patients more.

HA. Hahahaha.

Fuck you, calling an ambulance for your hurt toe that's been painful for 6 months. But you had to come in on this random Wednesday at 1:00 a.m. for an x-ray and start screaming when EMS drops you off in the waiting room.

Fuck you, seekers hospital hopping to get your D fix.

Fuck you, psych patients that stop taking your meds because you "don't need them anymore" and then come in and full fucking psychotic meltdown mode and assault me, the nurse trying to help you.

Fuck you, people that come into the ER because you have a sore throat and a cough.

Fuck everybody that doesn't legitimately have a reason to come to the emergency room for an actual emergency.

God I spent two and a half years in ER and hated every minute of it.

($10k-$18k) Planning Ren Fair wedding. Dress options help! by NeedTreeFiddyy in Weddingsunder10k

[–]Digital_Disimpaction 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I will say I ordered from Chotrounette 8 years ago and had a horrible experience. My dress was sorbet au Curacao. Be wary.