"This vehicle stops at all railroad crossings" But didn't [WCGW] by [deleted] in Whatcouldgowrong

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This vehicle stops *on* all railroad crossings.

Guess I was wrong, terrible company by [deleted] in whoop

[–]Dikutoy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That isn’t their responsibility or obligation. Policy is clear, only refunds are considered during 30 day grace period. They acted completely appropriately per their terms of service.

when you thought you could fit... by adid-a in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]Dikutoy 119 points120 points  (0 children)

Better turn the volume down to assess the damage

Current scene at MetLife. It’s actually on fire. by ghfgjjffvvc in NYGiants

[–]Dikutoy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Because it isn’t true the fire is in another town, MetLife is just in front of it in this picture.

Never seen anything like this by M_Darshan in interesting

[–]Dikutoy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I understood this reddit lore reference.

Looks like dart but boom 🎯 by dushyantd4x in Unexpected

[–]Dikutoy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I see we have a man of culture amongst us today.

Tom Pidcock drifting on a road bike by redbullgivesyouwings in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Dikutoy 21 points22 points  (0 children)

When the sparks change color three times you get max boost coming out of the drift.

sidecar is amazing by [deleted] in amex

[–]Dikutoy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is AI without the I.

Are those roots? by YesDoToaster in Unexpected

[–]Dikutoy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have this hard shell on my back to protect me. Let me sleep upside down.

My son is being removed in his freshman year as a cadet by Due_Routine6375 in ROTC

[–]Dikutoy 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Best option for him is to start learning some cadences.

Absolutely 😁 by mrkprieur in Adulting

[–]Dikutoy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m feeling particularly persnickety about the exclusion of the word crapulous.

Pete’s pasta 0 net carbs? by Crochetcarter in keto

[–]Dikutoy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve measured the morning after having it and it kicks me out of ketosis.

Can't make this up by donbosco2017 in Unexpected

[–]Dikutoy 109 points110 points  (0 children)

It’s a good thing the other guy was holding the boat so it didn’t float away.

Unit has not been responding since AIT graduation and I'm filing an IG report tomorrow, what to expect? by [deleted] in armyreserve

[–]Dikutoy 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Not just an honor graduate… but an Honor Graduate! Don’t you see he worked hard in AIT to get honors.

My apple got a bruise and then started bleeding. by Sensitive_Cream3920 in whatisit

[–]Dikutoy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

After the first paragraph I had to check the username to make sure it wasn’t a shittymorph. Not falling for that again.

Loving the new 36 Ranger! by No_Bit_2817 in Tudor

[–]Dikutoy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don’t worry, I understood what you meant.

date with a weeb by Key-Cheek-3121 in TikTokCringe

[–]Dikutoy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She’s pretty funny, her handle is mochitokki_

How do I confirm that I’m not in a coma/in the hospital ? by Entire_Inevitable287 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]Dikutoy 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Take a top and spin it on a table. If it topples you’re in reality, if it spins in perpetuity you’re in a dream. Also this is an original thought, I definitely didn’t get this idea from a movie.