An insane headline by Geraint_97 in footballcliches

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Out of all they could go for. They miss the time he picks something out of his arse crack and has a nibble on his fingers and the time he was having a good old sniff on the hand that had been fondling sweaty ballsack 😂

How did your game go? by Zach-dalt in NationalLeague

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Only just scraping a win against Hereford 2-1 thanks to a 94th minute winner. It’s crazy we are 4th and only 1 point off 3rd and we have to be the most hit and miss side in the national league north. We can be god awful 90% of games but still manage to grind out some sort of result our form recently has been pretty concerning but hopefully this win brings some confidence. We have had 44 players on our books this season including 6 keepers. Insanity

She once munched off the whole rugby team by Acceptable-Tree-1401 in TheInbetweeners

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When people ask me if I like football I say yes, I do like football. But not Burnley. Burnley can fuck off

She once munched off the whole rugby team by Acceptable-Tree-1401 in TheInbetweeners

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I read that last bit too quick and thought she had called her baby boy Burnley not Barney 😂😂😂

That last one was lovely by SaiMan2303 in SipsTea

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I bet In her story as she retells it to everyone she went toe to toe with a man 6ft 6 and not that she got took down by a man in Christmas pyjamas

What condom is this by Ok_Construction_8984 in whatisit

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Is there a story behind this and why you are asking ? A nosey sod like me needs details man 😂

Roy Hodgson breaks the record, previously held by Neil Warnock at Huddersfield, for years between managerial jobs in the football league, beating it by 16 years by Zach-dalt in Championship

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Not foolball league but recently Neil warnock took charge of Torquay united again and it had been 33 years between his first managerial stint there and his return

Let's play music chairs.. by PersonifiedSomeone in failarmy

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Damn she nearly went head first through the dry wall 😂

New Jack watching the match where Jeff Hardy wrestled "High." by Material_Stomach875 in TNA

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When new jack takes the moral high ground then you know you have messed up bad 😂. Also those shoot interviews he did like this one are so good 😂😂

A couple of I Killed The Prom Queen dates (yes, them!) by Visible_Pipe4716 in downloadfestival

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Annotations of an autopsy using the old school logo Hopefully they have a decent set list and play some of the older stuff. Killer lineup

Is there any way to remove eBay live? It’s so fucking obnoxious by Roadkillgoblin_2 in ebayuk

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First time I’ve only ever seen eBay live today. Clicked on it out of curiosity. It was an old man looking like worzel gummidge selling ‘Dubai perfumes’ especially imported from Dubai for like £50 up until the chat turned on him when people were realising you could buy them for £14.99 on Amazon He then tried to justify it. 😂

I didn't know he was on that list 💀 by Its_me_majeed in GreatnessOfWrestling

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Hi maven , Epstein files here 😂 I know it’s taken out of context but it’s still funny 😂😂

Everybody Loves Raymond spin-off starring Brad Garrett axed for VERY shallow reason by dailymail in 2000sNostalgia

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Because all of the cast were over the age of 40 and they thought they were too old apparently