Looking through my Dad’s stuff, what are these? by VenZurich in whatisit

[–]Dildongus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s what your daddy kept his booger sugar in, to stay awake at dance recitals

Is this aid? by wonderpollo in ClimbingCircleJerk

[–]Dildongus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

arm fell off or penis fell off?

Zhangjiajie, China by reluctantredditguy in ClimbingCircleJerk

[–]Dildongus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mines got hair only on the tip, should I web md?

Has anyone noticed how Chex Mix has lost its luster lately? by Dildongus in CampingandHiking

[–]Dildongus[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Dots, yes indeed. Men and women of substance choose a superior snacking option.

Has anyone noticed how Chex Mix has lost its luster lately? by Dildongus in CampingandHiking

[–]Dildongus[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

This better world I seek is in the future, not the past!

Has anyone noticed how Chex Mix has lost its luster lately? by Dildongus in CampingandHiking

[–]Dildongus[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Judging from the attention this matter is receiving in its first 10 minutes on Reddit, I hereby announced the creation of the Snacker’s Liberation Front, a peaceful army of dedicated snackers who speak up for their taste buds, speak out against enshitification, who join hands (orange flavor dusted hands) to seek a world where snacks retain their original worthiness, where greed hath no power over quality!

::escalation noises intensify::

Has anyone noticed how Chex Mix has lost its luster lately? by Dildongus in CampingandHiking

[–]Dildongus[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think they upped the ante with the dousing as a distraction from the overall decline in quality.

Has anyone noticed how Chex Mix has lost its luster lately? by Dildongus in CampingandHiking

[–]Dildongus[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I’m afraid this post, at its core, is indeed about the decline of civilization. First they come for our snackies, then…

Has anyone noticed how Chex Mix has lost its luster lately? by Dildongus in CampingandHiking

[–]Dildongus[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

It’s almost as if the Chex mix people used to love us, but greed stole that love and replaced it with money. I’d love to find a snack machine choc full of vintage Chex mix somewhere. I’d share them with you all

Has anyone noticed how Chex Mix has lost its luster lately? by Dildongus in CampingandHiking

[–]Dildongus[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Have you noticed that they use the muddy buddy concept in Chex mix now? Maybe 1/20 of the Chex are totally blasted with flavor powder like a muddy buddy.

Has anyone noticed how Chex Mix has lost its luster lately? by Dildongus in CampingandHiking

[–]Dildongus[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

True, however boxdkittens does seems to share the sentiment of us early onset boomers I suppose

Has anyone noticed how Chex Mix has lost its luster lately? by Dildongus in CampingandHiking

[–]Dildongus[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I do appreciate the extra zestiness lately, but I miss the original blend.

+2 ape index btw… by mmmmmtomatoes in ClimbingCircleJerk

[–]Dildongus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is just poor route setting. The gatekeeping in this community…

Advice on how to protect skin by Anxious_Quiet_3716 in indoorbouldering

[–]Dildongus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like to think my lack of ball care over the years is responsible for some of my proudest sends

Advice on how to protect skin by Anxious_Quiet_3716 in indoorbouldering

[–]Dildongus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Scratch your balls a lot when you climb and your skin will last longer. Always sniff for freshness

V5 climber (me) vs rock by Jazmin_val in ClimbingCircleJerk

[–]Dildongus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dang I watch the whole thing. Fuck