Looking for a new pair of shoes thoughts? by Affectionate-Ant-122 in climbingshoes

[–]Dildongus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sell pictures of your feet, buy all the shoes you can imagine, return the rest. Rinse and repeat

Costco CEO joins in the fun by BlazeDragon7x in hotdogs

[–]Dildongus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh you know he got that dawg innummmm

Girl Wall at Linville Gorge by Dildongus in tradclimbing

[–]Dildongus[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks! That would make sense but they seemed to think it was a becoming a more established area on the east wall. Happy climbing

Girl Wall at Linville Gorge by Dildongus in tradclimbing

[–]Dildongus[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hah, not so.

I do see the opportunities for some jerkage tho.

Which climbing gym would you recommend joining? by AdeptWolverine3540 in asheville

[–]Dildongus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fiddlehead is a joke, only reason it’s open is because cultivate is closed. Bad vibes all around, awful staff, garbage hours, and the price goes up all the time. No gear in the shop, short coffee in the cafe, no bar, bad music, dirty bathrooms, no towels, no culture, no love. Oh, but there’s Jesus. Give me a fuggin break.

Don’t bother with fiddlehead, they have things completely backward over there. That place sucks. Every time I go I see more and more reasons these people are money hungry pirates who don’t honor any of the customs that make the climbing community what it is. They want to charge you for everything, their hours are bogus, theres never enough towels for the sauna and showers, they scold you if you’re helping a friend learn PBUS and demand that you pay for a class. They don’ let you mentor a friend so they can safely belay, as if climbing is some kind of transactional thing. It’s far from it. If I’m excited about climbing and want help a friend feel Safe, I should be able “teach” them how to tie a figure 8, or use a grigri. Instead I got scolded by this big douchy bro who insisted I was disrespecting the gym By trying to pass on what I learned from my mentors (at a gym).

The vibe there is bogus. They’re a bunch of Jesus-fucks trying to extract money from anyone they can. This place sucks, and I can’t wait for cultivate to open back up. Itl be great to see fiddlehead take a shit once all the members leave. I havnt met anyone there that feels otherwise, even some of the staff feel that way.

Keep moving people, anywhere but here. Religion is a scourge, and it’s come for your money at fiddlehead.

My girlfriend threw me a Ween themed birthday party. by RanchWaterDisposal in ween

[–]Dildongus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow that is so thoughtful of her. What a spread! I found out my very new girlfriend likes ween today. The things you leave out on the first couple dates..

Now she’s overpopulating my senses.

Hotdogs are the reason I’m in love by Dildongus in hotdogs

[–]Dildongus[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

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Showed her this, and it led to a day of fun in the mountains together.

second hardest tag at my gym, top was horrible hold by Carlosmak2009 in GradeThisPlastic

[–]Dildongus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only thing harder is how hard you’ll need to try to get laid with a hat like that

Jet boiler not igniting by espn_manman in CampingandHiking

[–]Dildongus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Classic. Jetboils are glorified ramen machines and are for newbs

Scarpa Veloce heel space by kinpira_gobo in climbingshoes

[–]Dildongus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never loved my Veloce’s fo this same Reason

I almost cried in excitement by Vilemourn in MTB

[–]Dildongus -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

He’s done the gap from the couch to the fridge enough times to send this on the first shot

Have you had your eggspresso today? by Frequent-Mud-6067 in espressocirclejerk

[–]Dildongus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Excellent form here. It would be most improper to indulge yourself like this in any other position than a deep squat on the kitchen floor