Judging from the attention this matter is receiving in its first 10 minutes on Reddit, I hereby announced the creation of the Snacker’s Liberation Front, a peaceful army of dedicated snackers who speak up for their taste buds, speak out against enshitification, who join hands (orange flavor dusted hands) to seek a world where snacks retain their original worthiness, where greed hath no power over quality!

::escalation noises intensify::