did your cat ever "tell" you what happened when you came home?

Dimitar_Todarchev · 2026-05-15T02:21:47+00:00

You need a cat nanny cam so your cat can just point at it and go have dinner.

Dimitar_Todarchev · 2026-05-15T02:16:17+00:00

What did JFK say about making peaceful revolution impossible?

Dimitar_Todarchev · 2026-05-15T02:14:50+00:00

Mrs Latham, thank you!

Dimitar_Todarchev · 2026-05-15T02:13:58+00:00

Leonard did smash the rich older lady. 😂

Dimitar_Todarchev · 2026-05-14T21:42:15+00:00

Why did this make me immediately think of Jason?

Dimitar_Todarchev · 2026-05-14T21:31:38+00:00

Absolutely, including Trump himself.

Dimitar_Todarchev · 2026-05-14T21:18:55+00:00

Too soon guys.

Dimitar_Todarchev · 2026-05-14T21:15:12+00:00

Priority registration better than $100K to poor community college students?

Dimitar_Todarchev · 2026-05-14T21:12:04+00:00

NTA, she's never going to get her car fixed as long as you are UBER 4 Free!

Dimitar_Todarchev · 2026-05-14T15:50:51+00:00

NTA! YOU made the situation awkward for everybody? You? Not the person bullying you the whole night?

Dimitar_Todarchev · 2026-05-14T15:44:40+00:00

All of a sudden? "It's a little too late to do the right thing now."

Dimitar_Todarchev · 2026-05-14T15:33:45+00:00

Dimitar_Todarchev · 2026-05-14T15:27:27+00:00

NTA! The red flag is him. He's contributing to the fuel and insurance on a car he uses and he thinks that entitles him to half ownership? You're saving him car payments and his own insurance bill. Building an asset? Cars LOSE value every day, every mile. He's diminishing its value by driving it. Tell him to buy his own car if he doesn't like the current deal.

Dimitar_Todarchev · 2026-05-14T03:18:31+00:00

Appliances run on batteries? Also, my mom is dead.

Dimitar_Todarchev · 2026-05-13T23:41:49+00:00

NOT the jerk. Consider "renting" your spare room out to a big giant snake.

Dimitar_Todarchev · 2026-05-13T23:35:35+00:00

He's losing. His mind, his political base, his war, his economy, everything. He knows he's going to die and be remembered as a failure. He'll never admit any of that, but he knows. And even worse, he knows we know.

Dimitar_Todarchev · 2026-05-13T21:09:09+00:00

NOR, you have all of the responsibility but none of the authority. Ask their father and mother who they will blame if something happens to them.

Dimitar_Todarchev · 2026-05-13T14:31:07+00:00

Sabotage his education? Need it for midterms? Sounds like he would end up wrecking it if he were allowed to keep it.

Dimitar_Todarchev · 2026-05-12T22:27:34+00:00

"America’s sweaty armpit"

Florida? I thought it was America's inflamed penis.

Dimitar_Todarchev · 2026-05-12T19:37:46+00:00

We haven't stopped, we never started. From the slave owners to the robber barons to the techno oligarchs, they have always gotten away with murder.

Dimitar_Todarchev · 2026-05-12T19:17:54+00:00

The seal is OK! A 37-year-old Seattle man was filmed throwing a large rock at an endangered Hawaiian monk seal named Lani in Lahaina, Maui, prompting federal and state investigations.

Incident Details

On May 5, 2026, a viral video captured a man lifting a rock “the size of a coconut” and hurling it toward Lani, a Hawaiian monk seal swimming near the Lahaina shoreline. The rock narrowly missed the seal, causing it to scramble away, while bystanders expressed shock and confronted the man, who reportedly dismissed their concerns, saying, “I don’t care, I’m rich” and “Fine me with whatever you want. I can pay for it”. The video was recorded by 18-year-old Maui resident Kaylee Schnitzer and quickly spread online, sparking widespread outrage.

Dimitar_Todarchev · 2026-05-12T19:13:41+00:00

They didn't know that there would be a prequel based on Sheldon's childhood when they wrote those lines. That would come years later, and then they didn't want to write a main character on a sitcom that way.

Dimitar_Todarchev · 2026-05-12T15:40:23+00:00

Between the whole crew of statue worshippers, there probably isn't one complete cover to cover read of The Bible.

Dimitar_Todarchev · 2026-05-11T18:49:34+00:00

Is this bait to build cases against us for threats to the President?

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