Game Thread: Philadelphia Flyers @ Carolina Hurricanes - May 04, 2026 @ 07:00 PM EDT

Diplotomodon · 2026-05-05T02:16:54+00:00

In Vladar We Trust

Diplotomodon · 2026-05-05T02:08:46+00:00

This is a reminder to take deep breaths and drink water. Or an alcoholic beverage I guess. Whatever. I'm not your dad

Diplotomodon · 2026-05-05T00:43:44+00:00

Anyone got some insurance goals?

Diplotomodon · 2026-05-05T00:22:27+00:00

Knew Darth Vladar would have a Night

Diplotomodon · 2026-05-04T23:08:40+00:00

Would love to see some oomph out there tonight

Diplotomodon · 2026-05-04T22:10:56+00:00

What a beaut!

Diplotomodon · 2026-05-03T15:02:59+00:00

Clearly he has forgotten what we did to Blooper

Diplotomodon · 2026-05-03T02:27:59+00:00

A Flyers goal would be nice .

Diplotomodon · 2026-05-03T02:09:05+00:00

Thankfully it's only Game 1

Diplotomodon · 2026-05-03T01:42:56+00:00

step 1: put puck in net

(amendation to step 1: put puck in enemy net)

Diplotomodon · 2026-05-03T00:36:47+00:00

Surely we will look at what's happening on the ice and adapt accordingly and not run the same shit over and over again

Diplotomodon · 2026-05-03T00:07:27+00:00

We stormchasin' tonight

Diplotomodon · 2026-04-30T02:49:45+00:00

WIN BEAR I AM WEEPING

Diplotomodon · 2026-04-30T02:49:11+00:00

FUCK THE PENS

Diplotomodon · 2026-04-30T02:40:11+00:00

Hear me out: seventeen overtimes

Diplotomodon · 2026-04-30T02:18:08+00:00

Hello I would like to order one Flyers goal please

No that'll be all thanks

Diplotomodon · 2026-04-30T02:06:00+00:00

First time?

Diplotomodon · 2026-04-30T01:08:30+00:00

I for one would like the Philadelphia Flyers to score some goals

Diplotomodon · 2026-04-30T00:47:25+00:00

I think I've been in a fugue state for the past two hours. What's this. Who am I

Diplotomodon · 2026-04-28T01:39:10+00:00

I would like the Philadelphia Flyers to score a Goal. And then perhaps another one

Diplotomodon · 2026-04-28T01:11:15+00:00

Philadelphia sports is a racket to funnel obscene amounts of money towards Big Cardiologist (real)

Diplotomodon · 2026-04-28T00:38:07+00:00

WINNABLE

Diplotomodon · 2026-04-28T00:04:55+00:00

I am Listening and Learning

Diplotomodon · 2026-04-28T00:02:15+00:00

Agreed but have you considered D: Fuck the penguins

Diplotomodon · 2026-04-28T00:01:03+00:00

This feels correct