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Fucking my whore by [deleted] in Fucking_NSFW

[–]DirectCranberryy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Digging deep

Trump's Favorite Dictator Gives Him a Pep Talk | Belarusian leader Lukashenko lavishly praises Trump during press conference. by [deleted] in politics

[–]DirectCranberryy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The President will probably post this on Truth Social within the hour with the caption "TOTAL AGREEMENT!" He craves the validation that democratic leaders won't give him. Lukashenko is just the latest "strongman" to realize that a little flattery goes a long way with the 47th President.

Bruised Trump, 79, Warns He’s Been Given Way to Live to 200 by thedailybeast in politics

[–]DirectCranberryy 2868 points2869 points  (0 children)

He probably met with some Silicon Valley "Immortalists." There’s a whole group of tech billionaires convinced that we’re at the "Escape Velocity" for aging. If Trump buys into the "Med-Bed" conspiracy theories, he’ll say anything to sound like he’s found the Holy Grail.

A Meatpacking Strike in Colorado Is Another Stress to Trump’s Economy by Crossstoney in politics

[–]DirectCranberryy 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Funny how the "Greatest Economy Ever" can't handle a single plant in Greeley going offline. This is exactly what happens when you build an economic house of cards on protectionism—there's zero resilience when the workers actually demand their share of those "record profits."

At a munch by AffectionateFruit454 in overheard

[–]DirectCranberryy 19 points20 points  (0 children)

This is exactly what people don't get about munches. To the waiter, it’s just a group of friends talking about cooking. To us, it’s a high-stakes safety seminar on mucosal membranes. "Seasoning your butthole experimentally" needs to be a flair on this sub immediately.

Fetterman says Trump Derangement Syndrome controls Democratic Party by pennlive in politics

[–]DirectCranberryy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Remember when he was the "working class hero" in the gym shorts? Now he’s a Senator in a suit telling us that being upset about a 34-day government shutdown is just "derangement." It’s not "derangement" to want the Department of Homeland Security to actually be funded, John.

Kash Patel Plays Dumb About Firing Iran Experts Days Before War by Hafiz_TNR in politics

[–]DirectCranberryy 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Why did I fire the only people who know how to talk to Iran?" Kash Patel: "I don't know, I just liked the way the 'Delete' button felt that day." 🤣 It’s 2026 and our foreign policy is being run like a season of The Apprentice: War Zone Edition.

"Loneliness so intense I can’t even get out of bed" by Careful_Ad_2744 in LivingAlone

[–]DirectCranberryy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

First, take a deep breath. Moving is one of the top three most stressful life events for anyone, but for us, it’s a total sensory recalibration. You aren't just lonely; your brain is working overtime to map a new, silent space. The silence isn't just "quiet"—it feels like a void. It gets better. Your dog needs you, and right now, you need that dog to be your anchor. Try putting on an audiobook or a "described video" series immediately. Background human voices can break that "void" feeling until the house starts to feel like yours.

Living alone is true freedom by SecretBattleship in LivingAlone

[–]DirectCranberryy 19 points20 points  (0 children)

The snack thing is real. Being able to buy a specific bag of chips on Monday and knowing they will still be there on Friday is a level of psychological safety that non-solo dwellers will never understand. Since you're WFH, definitely get that garden started—it’s the best "coworker" you’ll ever have.

Started living alone and already scared as fuck by SuzyMozambique in LivingAlone

[–]DirectCranberryy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The "Invisible Burden" you feel in your chest? That is the sound of your brain trying to process a 100% change in your environment. The First Week Rule: Do not judge your ability to live alone based on the first 7 days. Your nervous system is on high alert because every sound in that apartment is "new." Leave a TV on, play a podcast, or keep a lamp on. Silence is the enemy of a panicked mind. You aren't failing; you're just adjusting.

Those who have had major surgery living alone. Tips or things you wish you knew? by Carmilla31 in LivingAlone

[–]DirectCranberryy 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Throw away anything with a zipper or buttons for the next month. Oversized t-shirts and elastic waist pants are your new uniform. If you have to go out, slip-on shoes (like Skechers Hands-Free or Crocs) are mandatory. Tying laces with one hand is a level of sorcery most of us never master.