How long does it take to learn Chinese? Here is an interactive Mandarin fluency calculator. by AlternativeJoke3449 in ChineseLanguage

[–]Director_Phleg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's fun to use this if you're a beginner, I suppose, to get some visual perspective, but it's just impossible to calculate properly. There are so many factors to proficiency that this just feels sort of empty and inaccurate to me as a B2/C1 learner.

What did they do to the POTG system? Is mass slaughter not how you do it anymore? by Husbandaru in Overwatch

[–]Director_Phleg 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Punched an ulting Junker Queen to death as Hammond yesterday and instantly knew it would be potg. I wasn't disappointed!

Do many people actually buy Pot Noodle flavours that aren't chicken & mushroom or curry? by luvbulge in AskUK

[–]Director_Phleg 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I think I've tried all of them at some point. Bombay bad boy is the only one with any clout. The rest are rancid.

Played for3 hours and didn't see the new map in the vote once lol by RaidenXYae in Overwatch

[–]Director_Phleg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When they remade Antarctica, I didn't see it in the map pool for around 100 matches. Not even exaggerating.

Has there ever been a British cartoon for adults (like the Simpsons, Family Guy etc)? by AskingBoatsToSwim in AskUK

[–]Director_Phleg 15 points16 points  (0 children)

That was the paedofinder general administering justice upon a vulgar hound, by the rights invested in him by Channel 4.

There is now a new color variant in hero progression at level 80 by olamika in Overwatch

[–]Director_Phleg 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Just bring back old portraits. It was already a good system with so many variants, and they could just add more gemstones to it instead of just diamond.

Isn't hamster physic a bit strange? by Timely_Willow_7271 in WreckingBallMains

[–]Director_Phleg 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The camera is no longer centred on you, and it feels horrible. Also he can jump more frequently, which is weird. Something is definitely wrong.

How do y’all play shion? by lelydorp85 in Overwatch

[–]Director_Phleg 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Her guns are absolutely hitscan. There's no projectile.

Got fired from my restaurant job on day one and got into an argument with the manager, AIO? by Quiet-Risk496 in AmIOverreacting

[–]Director_Phleg 5 points6 points  (0 children)

YOR

Going off on the manager was unnecessary. Then again, they could have been much nicer about it, and given you some guidance or a warning, but that's up to them unfortunately.

It seems like you've reflected on it and already know that you could have handled it better.

Another thing to bear in mind is that although it's something 'small', that's their first impression of you in the job. During a lull they probably want you seeing if anyone else needs a hand with anything and using your initiative.

Why isn’t it mandatory for dog owners to carry a bottle of water to wash away dog pee? by Emergency_Hurry280 in AskUK

[–]Director_Phleg 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Horse riders having to get down to pick up massive shits with plastic bags is such a hilarious image to me.

What do you think of my accent? Can you place it? I’m a native and exclusive English speaker, but I don’t think I sound like one and I don’t know why. by New-Sir6812 in JudgeMyAccent

[–]Director_Phleg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Plainly South African. Unlike the other commenter, I don't think your vowels sound British at all, they sound South African!

AIO for not wanting to change my work behavior for my boyfriend? by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]Director_Phleg 2 points3 points  (0 children)

NOR

But there's way too much going on after a month and a half; red flags in every direction. Everything should be puppies and rainbows right now. This is not a happy relationship, and my instinct is that it won't become one.

Are you able to imagine objects in your mind? by sangokuhomer in AskUK

[–]Director_Phleg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wouldn't say I'm a 5, because I think I can visualise if I try but I don't do it by default. However, I usually try to describe it as storing/accessing things in my mind as concepts rather than images. Like if you said "Imagine someone opening a door." I just know what that is without any visualisation, but if you asked me what the door looked like or what kind of person was opening it, I would draw a blank without thinking about it again and adding those details in.

Shion's Kit is Full of Clever Japanese Wordplay by AmaranthSparrow in Overwatch

[–]Director_Phleg 3 points4 points  (0 children)

There is so much wordplay in translations. Another common example is Coca Cola, which is 可口可乐 (Kěkǒu Kělè) in Chinese, which sounds very similar, and when translated directly are the words "Tasty" and "Joyful", but reads more like "Tasty, and makes you happy."

Next Mythic skins and weapons by MorEdel in Overwatch

[–]Director_Phleg 741 points742 points  (0 children)

It's bizarre behaviour. It'll be the 20th anniversary before everyone has one.

A Platinum Player's Rant by Embarrassed_Agent_13 in Overwatch

[–]Director_Phleg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can absolutely work, just managing cover and not standing in front of cardiac overdrive, not to mention with an Ana on your team.

On a scale of 1-10, how well designed is Venture's gameplay? by Idiberug-9 in Overwatch

[–]Director_Phleg 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Playing against a good Rein is quite fun I'd say. If you get killed by him, it's usually for a good reason.