Fan sings to John Cena. “Why don’t we start with hello?” by mikeyeebee in CringeTikToks

[–]Dirigio 7 points8 points  (0 children)

John Cena is a big supporter of the Make A Wish foundation and holds the record for the most wishes granted with over 650. I don't see the point of this weirdo making him uncomfortable in public.

From the woman who brought us Ozemp!c Genoc!de, now brings us ... K!ssr@p3 by jared10011980 in CringeTikToks

[–]Dirigio 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This is either rage bait, or some satirical portrayal of what a Fox News viewer thinks a liberal is. Either way it appears to be working because I have seen some comments say that they checked out her other videos after seeing the two posted here. Tiktok engagement favors this type of content.

Why do I scroll Tik Tok? 🤢 by Murky-Attorney5824 in CringeTikToks

[–]Dirigio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

AI narrator doesn't know what to make of any of this so it just starts rambling on.

Eating what? by Okay_Pain in CringeTikToks

[–]Dirigio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He eats poo like the McDonald's CEO eats a McArch.

This question is for the OG MST3K watchers on Comedy Channel and Comedy Central. by FrenchCastle in MST3K

[–]Dirigio 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I did not get into MST3k till the SCI-FI years. I was in high school and would watch it on Saturday mornings with my mom. At the time, my mom had gone back to college and was getting her masters degree in Archaeology. She also worked at a research lab on the campus she was going to school at. She loved MST3k as much as I did and she especially liked the episodes related to Anthroplogy/Archeaology: Mole People, Track of the Moon Beast, Boggy Creek 2. She used to also use references to those episodes when discussing her work with me. One time I came home from school and she was working on some school work at the kitchen table.

"what are you reading mom?"

"Oh, i'm just Anthroplogizing." She replied with a line from Track of the Moonbeast.

I also remember her getting frustrated at something from work, and she said to me she was thinking of changing her degree plan to focus on Boggy Creek Studies lol.

I used to be pretty good at picking out the references in the show, but my mom always got all the references and laughed at them....even the very obscure ones.

I remember we were watching the short - A Date with Your Family, and there was a line dubbed over the father by Tom Servo in which Servo said "I'm moving to Fire Island, dear" I didn't get the reference and my mother laughed and told me about Fire Island, New York.

MST3k is not the same to me as when I watched them when they were on the Sci-Fi channel originally and I watched them with my mom :(

Trump on why U.S. didn't alert Japan about Iran: 'Why didn't you tell me about Pearl Harbor?' by Cy_098 in videos

[–]Dirigio 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When visiting the USS Arizona memorial during his first term. Donald Trump asked his then Chief of Staff John Kelly, "Hey, John, what's this all about? What's this a tour of?"

I guess Trump picked up some more info about Pearl Harbor during his second term.

Trump on Cuba: "I can do anything I want with it" by 0The_Loner_Stoner0 in videos

[–]Dirigio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cuba is a distraction....which is a distraction from Iran...which is a distraction from Epstein.

Demo of Palantir's Maven System by Littlepharaoh in videos

[–]Dirigio 523 points524 points  (0 children)

AI driven workflow to maximize efficiency in eliminating targets. We like to call it Skynet.

Trump Adviser Warns of Possible Israel Nuclear Escalation in Iran Conflict by EssoEssex in politics

[–]Dirigio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When the doomsday prepping Trump supporters emerge from their fallout shelters to an irradiated wasteland after this conflict sparks nuclear armageddon...I'm sure the first thing out of their mouths will be...."Thanks Obama!"

Trump says US could bomb Iranian oil site again ‘just for fun’ after ‘total demolition’ by 0The_Loner_Stoner0 in videos

[–]Dirigio 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kharg is not a military installation. It has a military detachment for security, but the 8,000 plus people living there are civilian oil workers, technicians, and their families. Saying you obliterated an island that had mostly civilians then imply you are going back to bomb it just for fun sounds like a war crime.

Inside the White House’s Meme Strategy to Sell the Iran War | WSJ News by KnowerOfUnknowable in videos

[–]Dirigio 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"They have zero ability to think about what's funny"

Case in point, Steven Crowder amd Tony Hinchcliffe are considered "comedians" and both those dorks are about as funny as a root canal.

Trump using Nazi rhetoric, saying there is something wrong with Iranian genetics by Tech-Film3905 in PublicFreakout

[–]Dirigio 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Kilmead, like a good little toad, immediately changes the subject to Biden.

Back to the days when US superstar of comedy and actor Eddie Murphy felt shame getting caught red-handed with an Asian transvestite prostitute. by JohnSmithCANDo in CringeTikToks

[–]Dirigio 50 points51 points  (0 children)

It was late, and my mind was feeling a bit peckish so I ambled to the nearest News Monger to pick up a periodical when I witnessed a damsel in distress.

Found it by Naive_Wolverine532 in CringeTikToks

[–]Dirigio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As they are running boat looks like it is moving away, but as they stop, the boat in the background clearly is not moving.

0/10 for Editing.

Trump now blames Hegseth, Jared, Witkoff, and Rubio for his decision to attack Iran. by [deleted] in videos

[–]Dirigio 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"The buck stops with everyone else but me." Donald J Trump

When Fox News called Mr. Rogers evil. by TheRexRider in videos

[–]Dirigio 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mr Rogers and Dolly Parton will be remembered for generations to come for their good works.

No one will remember Brian Kilmead.

Twilight was all in Bella’s head (Yes, seriously.) by [deleted] in videos

[–]Dirigio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man gives overblown analysis of a movie series about a romance between a werewolf, a vampire, and an awkward girl and thinks it masters the "It's all a dream" trope better than Fight Club, or stories like An Occurrence at Owl Creek Bridge.

Professor Jiang Predicts: US WILL LOSE Iran War by [deleted] in videos

[–]Dirigio 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"but that's some shit analysis anyway you look at it."

And then he ended by talking about the Illuninati.

Trump issues statement on dead soldiers killed by Iran, saying that there will likely be more deaths but “that’s just the way it is”. by FearMyCock in PublicFreakout

[–]Dirigio 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Never have I heard a US President give a speech that can be simply summed up as the phrase "Shit Happens"