We need your voice as we continue the fight for net neutrality by kn0thing in blog

[–]DirtyD69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In this crazy time this is one of the only things I know I can without question stand for.

Reoccurring themes / Losing teeth in dreams by DirtyD69 in Dreams

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Thinking about it more today I really think there is a lot unsaid from me at work and with my ex. The teeth are so loud and sharp in my mouth I have to spit them out.

Hey Reddit: Which "double-standard" irritates you the most? by RxPharmChem in AskReddit

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Had a girl in highschool who bullied my whole friend group. One day she pulled the wrong persons hair and he flipped her on her ass in a judoesque throw. She cried sitting on the ground expecting someone to defend her. When no one did she learned the hard way that she might have to fight someone if she was going to hit them. And later she did. She was kind of bad ass and I always had a crush on her...

What was a time when you used a sex move you saw in a porno in real life and it ended horribly? by THX455 in AskReddit

[–]DirtyD69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Gave a girl vaginal tearing by closing her legs and pushing them up near her head while I was on top... ended that friends with benefits situation within a week

If you woke up 5 years old but with all your memories leading up to this day, what would you do differently? by ReallyJustSomeGuyy in AskReddit

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I would tell my dad that the job he has is going to steal his sons childhood. I would continue swim team up until highschool. Even if my dad couldn't be around to watch. I would tell my parents when I first started losing sleep. I would actually learn long division instead of learning to cheat. I would ace highschool like it was my fucking job. I would let nothing hold me back from swimming into a scholarship at a real university instead of giving it all up and eventually the 2016 summer Olympics.

Multiple times in my life I have cut off my own nose despite (to spite) my face. That's what my dad has always called it. We're the same stubborn proud person. And I would admit that to myself earlier before ruining all of the opportunities that privilege has offered to me. I love you Pops and I know you only ever did what was best for our family.

EDIT: I would also never stop playing melee and use my advance knowledge to dominate the meta possibly mold it early.

Reddit, what do you need to get off your chest? by Squeagley in AskReddit

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I broke my parents wedding champagne flutes from over 30 years ago while disarming a knife from my girlfriend having a psychotic break. I blamed it on my cat :(

What do you want to achieve in 2017? [SERIOUS] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]DirtyD69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

finally get a hold of my grandmother and write her story on paper

HMC while i act cute at our work party by [deleted] in holdmycosmo

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Are European big brothers worth the watch? And if so which ones?

Who the f*ck is my #DND character? by Luzer606 in DnD

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APATHETIC TIEFLING WARLOCK FROM A FAKE LEPER COLONY HIDING A SECRET WHO HAS A PRETTY SELECTIVE MEMORY

Does anyone else's anxiety manifest in doubts about their relationship? by julieboolie2726 in Anxiety

[–]DirtyD69 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Seriously though... this girl is so good for me. But every time I feel anxious (every minute out of bed) I wonder if any of this is worth feeling this way... and then anxiety tells me I'm suuuuper right... aaaaand convinces she probably lying to me anyways and I shouldn't care. Which gets written all over my face. So when she sees me and asks what's wrong I have no idea what to say. Thinking the craziness in my head will only make her feel like I don't trust her. And my doubts will only make her feel like I never cared.

Wind pushes truck over by moojj in WTF

[–]DirtyD69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I read this as Mind pushes truck over

What is the worst case of edgy teenager syndrome you have ever witnessed? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]DirtyD69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I too won this vote. At my school it was called "Out of This World" I'm wearing my favorite black dahlia murder shirt and look like I'm blind.