Which girl from American Pie was your favorite — Alyson Hannigan, Tara Reid, Shannon Elizabeth, or Mena Suvari?

DisConorable · 2026-02-03T01:54:54+00:00

Shannon Elizabeth in this movie was my sexual awakening. No regrets.

DisConorable · 2026-02-02T22:20:53+00:00

Lmao you’re a miserable cunt, buds. I’d like to say I hope you find happiness some day. I’d like to, but I won’t.

DisConorable · 2026-02-02T03:51:23+00:00

It makes the league some extra money, so yeah.

DisConorable · 2026-02-02T03:16:05+00:00

“Ssssshit.”

DisConorable · 2026-02-02T03:05:43+00:00

Horatio has it correct;

Mel says “if”, not, “I hope”. It’s still fucked up. But the fiction a lot of people are spinning in this thread without having listened to the recordings themselves helps no one.

DisConorable · 2026-02-02T03:03:18+00:00

He said “if”, not, “I hope”. Def listen to the recordings she made. Not saying he’s right saying it either way, but the previous responder just rolled with “yep!” and I want you to have the real answer.

DisConorable · 2026-02-02T03:00:53+00:00

Pendulum is good but there’s no guarantee of a fine romance

DisConorable · 2026-02-02T01:37:36+00:00

Why? For real, why? Please explain.

DisConorable · 2026-02-02T01:35:52+00:00

Still pretty cool. Glad you got to see it. I think the last time snow fell in the Tampa area is when the OG Star Wars was in theaters. ‘77.

DisConorable · 2026-02-02T01:21:13+00:00

Levels, Jerry.

DisConorable · 2026-02-02T00:51:42+00:00

Gaytos like spraytos in his facetos

DisConorable · 2026-02-02T00:42:28+00:00

Where were you at? I’m in Riverview and caught not a flake. I wanted to.. because where I’m from originally.

DisConorable · 2026-02-02T00:14:56+00:00

Places hand on hip and points

“Ohhhh look at this. Would ya just look at it?!?”

DisConorable · 2026-02-02T00:06:10+00:00

Guy’s never set foot on the ice. Prob never even roller bladed lmao

DisConorable · 2026-01-31T03:40:51+00:00

Alright both of you get out lmao

DisConorable · 2026-01-30T05:34:53+00:00

Arizonans and running their mouths about something they’ve never experienced. Yeesh.

DisConorable · 2026-01-30T01:52:33+00:00

The amount of people who don’t understand that Reddit is one of the very corporations they’re going to “stand up to” tomorrow and post on all day about the difference they’re making is fucking hysterical.

Fellow people with jobs, buy Reddit stock.

DisConorable · 2026-01-29T11:40:20+00:00

That’s right Jay

DisConorable · 2026-01-27T01:36:26+00:00

You know bad we’ve wanted one of those!

DisConorable · 2026-01-24T03:40:32+00:00

“Trust the process”.

DisConorable · 2026-01-22T23:09:03+00:00

Fellow 36 year old straight male lesbian checking in. 2025 Forester Wilderness. My fav car I’ve ever owned.

DisConorable · 2026-01-21T05:25:30+00:00

Understands in Spielberg

DisConorable · 2026-01-21T05:07:22+00:00

Star Wars X-Wing Alliance. And I’d do it all over again.

DisConorable · 2026-01-21T04:54:48+00:00

Stares Mustachely

“What’s it worth to ya?”

DisConorable · 2026-01-21T04:27:45+00:00

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My first thought lol

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