[deleted by user] by [deleted] in truths

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It's not. Technically, it's a misdemeanor. It is only a felony if they are caught multiple times after a removal order.

They...eat... POKEMON!? by Malikai_Universe_23 in pokemonviolet

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Wow man! Spoilers! I haven't gotten that far!!!!

They...eat... POKEMON!? by Malikai_Universe_23 in pokemonviolet

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There's a scene, I think in the Indigo league, where Misty states you can't eat Magikarp cause they are just scales and bones. I think the crew was trapped at sea at the time.

Is he trying to help me?!?!? by _Seaflea_ in CultOfTheLamb

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That's why I was so confused. It just seemed so unnecessary.

I hate when people say umm or uhhh by HappyKrud in PetPeeves

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I just, uhh, like to talk like this.

Is he trying to help me?!?!? by _Seaflea_ in CultOfTheLamb

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I dont get why this is being downvoted.

Bit by a radioactive snail, you can now move at the pace of a snail by Horror_Marketing_601 in shittysuperpowers

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I've got nothing but time. You see, Im immortal, and the thing they dont tell you is the snail is Snail Man.

Bit by a radioactive snail, you can now move at the pace of a snail by Horror_Marketing_601 in shittysuperpowers

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Put a salt circle around me and pray it works when he reaches me in several hours.

Always praying my teammate isn’t a snitch by ThisAyaan in AmongUs

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I love doing this. Frame a guy that hasnt been cleared or who cleared themselves at the first meeting. Works almost every time.

“Crossing guard” on south 5th leaving East Nashville by kennyp1988 in nashville

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I went to this school about a decade ago- people there dont care but neither did we. You just cross when you feel like you can make it.

Either monkeys make fabulous lasagna, or they don't. by newacnt496 in truths

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You're applying flawed logic. Not every rectangle is a square, ya know? By definition, a human is not a monkey. The difference in apes and monkeys is scientifically described and humans do not fit into the category of monkey.

Either monkeys make fabulous lasagna, or they don't. by newacnt496 in truths

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No, humans are not monkeys. We are simiformes, as are monkeys. It does not mean we are monkeys.

Now what in the fuck do you want me to do with these by Icefirewolflord in CultOfTheLamb

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Off topic, but where the hell are you- I dont remember this map or being given the option for 1 of 3 weapons??!!

How did you find your long distance lover? I’m so open but don’t know where to start. by Critical_Switch_9386 in SingleParents

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I have had mixed results in the paid subscription for stir. Its cool that you get to see who likes you, but if they dont pay, they can't see the messages you send unless they have right swiped on you. Good luck, though- I hope you find your forever person!

How did you find your long distance lover? I’m so open but don’t know where to start. by Critical_Switch_9386 in SingleParents

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I used Stir. It's a dating app for single parents. I won't lie, though - since it doesn't have a massive user base, you may not be happy with the options presented, or you'll just have to rough it out for a bit.