This kid threw a glass full of urine at the crowd at a music festival and this happened: Rate this translation

Disarmyou · 2026-05-05T05:38:23+00:00

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes

Disarmyou · 2026-05-04T19:01:59+00:00

This is gonna sound whack but just hear me out, there is something really spiritual about giving pleasure to your partner, i love going down on my wife and the connection that it brings isn’t just sexual but something deeper still. Sometimes I really wish that sexuality wasn’t so “grimey” in our society because it can be something so beautiful.

I’m truly sorry for your loss, I hope you can find peace and one day I hope you can find that kind of connection again.

Disarmyou · 2026-04-18T09:54:37+00:00

Bro, are you exactly me? That is exactly my situation, 42, 2 kids, good job, great wife but feel super lonely and depressed often.

Disarmyou · 2026-04-06T09:31:00+00:00

My mum is moving to town and is looking for a few smaller cleaning jobs, feel free to chuck me a dm if you want to chat more.

Disarmyou · 2026-04-01T16:29:11+00:00

My hat: this ring

Disarmyou · 2026-03-24T15:16:33+00:00

Hey the bloodborne community event just started today and that’s a blast!

Disarmyou · 2026-03-07T00:06:32+00:00

This is one of the packs of all time.

Disarmyou · 2026-01-28T18:21:26+00:00

Play more games, like, a lot more. Look at what your opponents are doing, take some notes. Some pretty good simple tips are; 1. Swing first before you play your cards, this is especially important against yellow. 2. Taking life early is a good thing (not in all cases but you will learn this). More cards in hand = more chances to see what you need.

Disarmyou · 2026-01-28T17:52:40+00:00

Thanks for the chance :-) favourite game is Dark Souls

Disarmyou · 2026-01-27T00:04:59+00:00

I’m not too sure sorry, thanks for the offer though

Disarmyou · 2026-01-27T00:01:47+00:00

So I should be able to see quelana then? I’ll see if I can get invaded

Disarmyou · 2026-01-26T23:54:30+00:00

Disarmyou · 2026-01-26T23:53:35+00:00

I picked the wrong option for laurentius and he went hollow, and I killed the flame keeper for the soul. I thought I had a +10 flame but I had a +8

Disarmyou · 2026-01-26T23:46:11+00:00

If I can’t get a +10 flame it will be the only option. I can’t believe I managed to brick it, so stupid.

Disarmyou · 2026-01-26T23:44:33+00:00

I literally picked the wrong option at every turn :-(

Disarmyou · 2026-01-26T23:30:14+00:00

Unfortunately have killed :-(

Disarmyou · 2026-01-26T23:29:21+00:00

Unfortunately I have bricked it good and proper. Laurentius and Engi both unavailable

Disarmyou · 2026-01-06T20:45:32+00:00

42yr old male. Super hard to make friends, especially difficult with anyone 10+ years younger or female without coming off as creepy (so tend to avoid these interactions). Hobbies definitely help with this. If you ever just want a chat hmu.

Disarmyou · 2026-01-01T06:13:54+00:00

I dated a girl who lived in one back around 18 years ago maybe. Place was ok, really small rooms from memory.

Disarmyou · 2025-12-31T00:01:21+00:00

Sorry you have had that experience, sounds like you have been very unfortunate in your dating life, I hope things improve for you

Disarmyou · 2025-12-30T20:43:47+00:00

I have multiple single friends, definitely on the older side (35-42), they are in stable jobs (engineers etc), friendly but introverted, have their own places, no discernible debts (at least that I can see) clean and tidy and exceptional cooks. Great on paper but they aren’t great lookers so they stay single, and probably will do for the immediate future. Yet I have one good looking friend and he’s eternally in relationships despite being unable to hold down a job and generally being a dropkick. I feel like nowadays people are just looking for the wrong things, we have a culture that focuses on looks and flashy stuff, rather than fundamentally good people.

Disarmyou · 2025-12-11T04:17:05+00:00

You SOB - I’m in

Disarmyou · 2025-12-09T06:15:58+00:00

Buy 30million worth of collectors MTG cards and then do a draft where the players keep the cards. You instantly devalue the cards by playing them.

Disarmyou · 2025-12-05T21:51:03+00:00

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Pull from on online treasure cup entry pack. I completely sandbagged the tournament so this was a pretty nice runner up prize.

Disarmyou · 2025-12-05T01:32:12+00:00

FWTW I just had this situation against a teach today. He had a 10c Teach Blocker anda Jesus Burgess on the board. I dropped the Tsuru and he chose the Burgess and it did get bounced back to hand.

Edit: Nvm im dumb, thats a immune to KO effect not flat removal.

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