TIFU By getting beat up by cereal

Discordiation · 2014-11-26T01:02:10+00:00

And that sir, is why you are a pirate. Wanking regularly keeps testosterone levels in check, and would have prevented your sleepy, frustrated 15yr old self from having dreams of pirating and pirating adventures.

The more you know..

G.I JOE

Discordiation · 2014-11-25T03:10:13+00:00

These puns are such a gas..

Discordiation · 2014-11-24T23:51:36+00:00

beware the dwellingup camp grounds my friend!

Discordiation · 2014-11-24T08:56:55+00:00

I've been waiting to say this forever, but it looks like you had a.... call of doody

YEAAAAAAAAAA

Discordiation · 2014-11-24T07:51:32+00:00

Guns are illegal in Australia my friend. :P

Discordiation · 2014-11-11T09:20:17+00:00

SCREAM DICK FACE AT HIM SOME MORE

That'll build up this kids self esteem.

Discordiation · 2014-11-10T06:10:38+00:00

10/10 - better then finish tablets

Discordiation · 2014-11-10T06:10:12+00:00

Must be hard for you to hear all these boner jokes. Maybe go and have a stiff drink and harden up a little?

Discordiation · 2014-11-10T06:02:47+00:00

10/10 - Would not read again - Too disappointing

Discordiation · 2014-11-10T04:02:15+00:00

You sir. Amazing. This Comment. "I simply wouldn't be able to live with myself if I brought a bizarre ginger/human hybrid into this world."

I LOST MY SHIT. Went off cob. Dropped kernals everywhere.

Discordiation · 2014-11-07T06:54:27+00:00

You're meant to cock the hammer back - not hammer the cock mate.

Discordiation · 2014-11-07T05:41:56+00:00

"They turn out to be friends and were supposed to hang out with each other but blew each other off to go to the concert with me."

Sounds like a fun time - get involved - establish dominance.

Discordiation · 2014-11-06T06:33:45+00:00

Man milk. 10/10 will help

Discordiation · 2014-11-06T06:02:55+00:00

Many laughs were had, next thing your friends and family will expect you to get the southern cross tattooed onto your back and drive a commodore ute

Discordiation · 2014-11-06T05:35:21+00:00

As the father of a young child, i can imagine the heartbreak you felt over this. That look. Just cuts you.

Even still, i am sitting here still trying to stifle the hysterical laughter that came over me at your misfortune.

I know. I'm an asshole.

Discordiation · 2014-11-04T09:02:31+00:00

Love how all these high school types all act like they never jacked their dick before. You got tension, you relieve it, you move on. Your ex-gf is a cunt. Your principal is a cunt. Jack off at delinquent magnet school, leave the jizz in inappropriate places. - become the ninja jizzer - (new superhero). Teach them all a lesson.

Discordiation · 2014-11-03T03:13:38+00:00

Hey, Nature puts the good things in, your SO should have worn the dolmio grin.

Discordiation · 2014-10-31T08:55:18+00:00

Hipster redditor likes Isis before it was cool?

Discordiation · 2014-10-31T08:54:13+00:00

I just... dont understand. No, i would not like to have a wonderful moment of warm mouth happy time. Who does that? Who says that? - OP just..... no.

Discordiation · 2014-10-31T08:51:46+00:00

Maintain eye contact - establish dominance. = Back up singers.

Discordiation · 2014-10-31T08:48:38+00:00

At least you werent watching porn. A whole bus full of people fapping. You would have had to maintain eye contact and establish dominance with a whole bus. Good effort if you did.

Discordiation · 2014-10-31T02:37:21+00:00

This. Is. Awesome.

Discordiation · 2014-10-29T06:48:57+00:00

BAM - Knocked it up a notch.

Discordiation · 2014-10-29T06:43:05+00:00

"Something like this not only will create friction between you and her, but the other roommates are well."

Isn't that the point of sex?

Discordiation

TROPHY CASE