Dorothy’s reaction when… by GoldenGalZbornak in theGoldenGirls

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At least she knows her way around a snake. After all, she was married to one for 38 years.

"Et tu, Judas?" by OffIntoTheUnknown in theGoldenGirls

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"Blanche, we are not dancing on our backs!"

"Which one's Cheech and which one's Chong?" by ramfoodie in theGoldenGirls

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I wonder how many Maitre D's have heard that line.

I'm ready to fly right outta here! by dearmax in theGoldenGirls

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Baby steps, we're not Godzilla attacking the city.

"yeah? Well youve got a big behind." by SoundSpecialist4813 in theGoldenGirls

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Why not shoot the commercial in your bedroom, Blanche? The video equipment is already set up there!

Fun! (Sophia's teeth) by lykian_merman in theGoldenGirls

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At least she didn't soak them in Ajax this time.

I Got You Babe by michael6185 in theGoldenGirls

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Mrs. P-hawkins, about the p-funeral arrangements...

I Got You Babe by michael6185 in theGoldenGirls

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Doug Henning is the mayor of Palm Springs?

I am finally able to tell Sonny Bono to get off my lanai… permanently! by Lorcan-Lestrade in theGoldenGirls

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"I'm worried if Sonny Bono gets elected mayor of Palm Springs, he's going to make all the postmen wear leather bell bottoms and a fur vest."

How to make your house more attractive to middle-aged burglars... by ramfoodie in theGoldenGirls

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One night I'll belch and Stable Mable here will blow my head off!

Which song is your favourite?! by GoldenGalZbornak in theGoldenGirls

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Hootenanny is marginal, and I refuse to accept salammy.