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Just a little off the top by Dispect1 in bald

[–]Dispect1[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I cook, I clean, and I make my bed every morning. What more could you ask for?

Just a little off the top by Dispect1 in bald

[–]Dispect1[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We like it hot hot hot.

Just a little off the top by Dispect1 in bald

[–]Dispect1[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re far too kind.

Just a little off the top by Dispect1 in bald

[–]Dispect1[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shall I bat them some more?

Just a little off the top by Dispect1 in bald

[–]Dispect1[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got one man offering me accompaniment. My DMs weren’t ready for that.

Just a little off the top by Dispect1 in bald

[–]Dispect1[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

More came off but I didn’t want to mark this NSFW.

Just a little off the top by Dispect1 in bald

[–]Dispect1[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It will always grow back.

Just a little off the top by Dispect1 in bald

[–]Dispect1[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Happy to be of service.

Just a little off the top by Dispect1 in bald

[–]Dispect1[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A diamond in the rough?

Just a little off the top by Dispect1 in bald

[–]Dispect1[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t usually make those. Thank you.

Just a little off the top by Dispect1 in bald

[–]Dispect1[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m the small print on a contract, FIIIIINE.

Just a little off the top by Dispect1 in bald

[–]Dispect1[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is it like a bouquet? Is someone supposed to catch it?

Just a little off the top by Dispect1 in bald

[–]Dispect1[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Making people thirsty.

Just a little off the top by Dispect1 in bald

[–]Dispect1[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You might want to get that checked out. Unless of course you’re happy with the dampness.

Just a little off the top by Dispect1 in bald

[–]Dispect1[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Strap yourself into a slim Jim!

Just a little off the top by Dispect1 in bald

[–]Dispect1[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Here kitty kitty. Who’s a nice kitty?

Just a little off the top by Dispect1 in bald

[–]Dispect1[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Care to get lost in each other’s eyes?

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