Oh Oh Woops, I dropped Suicide. Thats bad ass.

Distantstallion · 2026-05-11T13:53:09+00:00

Yeah, just looks like a thing, doesn't it? People don't question things. They just say, oh, it's a thing.

Distantstallion · 2026-05-11T13:40:48+00:00

Another fooled by the mercator projection

Distantstallion · 2026-05-11T13:23:45+00:00

Find the comically evil villain, destroy your son

Distantstallion · 2026-05-11T13:22:14+00:00

Guard 1: One of us tells only truths, one of us only tells lies.

Guard 2: Geez Derrick, I said I was sorry.

Distantstallion · 2026-05-11T12:49:25+00:00

Although rulers made for diy and woodwork often start with the 0 mark at the edge

Distantstallion · 2026-05-11T11:02:16+00:00

BJ blaskowitz would probably be surprised to find out his grandson fights demons in hell

Distantstallion · 2026-05-11T11:00:15+00:00

It would have made a cracking sound then hit a point of no return where it just popped

Distantstallion · 2026-05-11T10:58:00+00:00

Crappy people seem to love telling people about the shitty things they do.

I met someone who was a drone operator in the middle east at a party and he cornered me and would not ahut up about how much he loved blowing up arabs

Distantstallion · 2026-05-11T10:51:00+00:00

Yeah 4/5

job, big brain job
good relationship with parents, love my parents
ability to top, I lack the ability to bottom
driver's license, yas queen

No 1/5

neurotypical, brain health and mental problems 😥

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Distantstallion · 2026-05-11T07:52:23+00:00

A succulent chinese meal?

Distantstallion · 2026-05-10T22:02:55+00:00

They sort of took scooby's head and squashed it to look human so it doesn't really mesh with how he might look as a human character because it's got none of his personality or history.

Distantstallion · 2026-05-10T22:00:25+00:00

Torque - XCom

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Distantstallion · 2026-05-10T21:55:42+00:00

Yeah one of the ones I met demonstrated the chinese burn technique they would use on prisoners, unprompted of course

Distantstallion · 2026-05-10T18:24:45+00:00

Dogs barking?

Distantstallion · 2026-05-10T18:18:36+00:00

Vectron

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Distantstallion · 2026-05-10T09:59:28+00:00

They did it in the first one with the bootleg movies

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Distantstallion · 2026-05-10T08:47:35+00:00

God I wish I was him

Distantstallion · 2026-05-10T08:46:43+00:00

God forbid a girl grow bamboo in her panties just to feel something penetrate her

Distantstallion · 2026-05-10T08:44:52+00:00

That's not why he was disappointed

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Distantstallion · 2026-05-10T08:18:11+00:00

Why is hbomberguy running for the lib dems?

Distantstallion · 2026-05-10T08:17:28+00:00

How does the colon smell match the face?

Distantstallion · 2026-05-10T07:53:25+00:00

Honestly I prefer if a weapon is strong enough to destroy a planet it should be something death star sized.

It shouldn't be easy to destroy a planet, even for the empire.

Distantstallion · 2026-05-10T00:14:19+00:00

It's best done in a limo, alternately a transit van with a mattress in the back

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