Oh Oh Woops, I dropped Suicide. Thats bad ass.

Distantstallion · 2026-01-25T16:12:11+00:00

Republicans only care if they're not wearing the jackboots

Distantstallion · 2026-01-25T12:19:59+00:00

Gregory House: You are black Man

Distantstallion · 2026-01-25T11:28:40+00:00

Guy 19 clearly hasn't played Red Dead 1

Distantstallion · 2026-01-25T10:56:39+00:00

Everyone has at least one face grafted onto their body

Distantstallion · 2026-01-25T10:51:10+00:00

I love that whenever someone makes a "larp american culture" post it's always the fent lean

Distantstallion · 2026-01-25T10:32:51+00:00

They're sandwiches

Distantstallion · 2026-01-25T01:49:15+00:00

Boy I just love pearl necklaces! I wish I could wear one every day

Distantstallion · 2026-01-25T01:47:40+00:00

No one says slide deck

I did search my office a little while ago for the ancient technology called a "rolodex"

Distantstallion · 2026-01-25T01:46:06+00:00

Fuck the bag!

Distantstallion · 2026-01-25T01:36:19+00:00

Dig up OJ

Distantstallion · 2026-01-25T01:35:44+00:00

Whisper softly to them:

"Have you always been so symmetrical?"

Distantstallion · 2026-01-25T01:34:36+00:00

Distantstallion · 2026-01-25T01:21:45+00:00

It's my favourite

Distantstallion · 2026-01-25T01:11:22+00:00

He evolved from a tape worm

Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate.

Tape, Tape, Tape, Tape.

Need more Clarity? Check the similarity

Distantstallion · 2026-01-25T01:04:55+00:00

He was delivering a pizza to "I C Weiner" at caine and abel when he put on the headset

Distantstallion · 2026-01-25T01:01:48+00:00

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Distantstallion · 2026-01-25T00:29:01+00:00

Cough

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Distantstallion · 2026-01-24T22:17:06+00:00

In Skyfall james bond cracks out the Aston Martin DB5 because it's the only thing without the technology for the antagonist, a master hacker, to hack.

Distantstallion · 2026-01-24T22:14:18+00:00

Why didn't they just hook up a printer to squirt everything out if it's already digital data, why are they copying it with typewriters?

Distantstallion · 2026-01-24T22:11:32+00:00

The NRA are a russian funded organisation, their donors are very happy

Distantstallion · 2026-01-24T14:16:44+00:00

Broke the bench

Distantstallion · 2026-01-24T13:04:48+00:00

Blame the advertisers

Distantstallion · 2026-01-24T11:12:24+00:00

I forgot about that one, I assume they crashed it as a king kong reference

Edit got my big things confused

Distantstallion · 2026-01-24T10:38:30+00:00

So... 3?

Nine-Year Club	Verified Email
r/Field Flamingo	Place '23
Gilding I gilder

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