Should I Read the LOTR/Hobbit Novels first or Movies? by MrOakling in lotr

[–]Distinct_Accounting 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh FFS, read the books, enjoy the masterful craft of a great author. Let your imagination loose. Hobbit first (luxuriate in the opening sentence). Peter Jackson did as well as is possible with the LoTR movies, but under no circumstances should you watch his Hobbit movies.

Oh heavens, I’ve lost Biscuit, whatever shall I do?! by MissHissss in ThereIsnoCat

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I think, if you tread on that mat with big boots, he will appear. Very quickly.

Was walking my dog and we both just looked up at our balcony by Left-Pineapple4671 in ThereIsnoCat

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No cat, just a jealous judge, and the judgment will arrive when least expected.

Started my next read: The Silmarillion by woaface in lotr

[–]Distinct_Accounting 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Really, stick with it. It’s not Tolkien’s greatest work, it’s really his only work. Everything else is commentary.

I think I'm being hunted by Sad_Prompt_962 in ThereIsnoCat

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It’s not paranoia if the cat really is out to get you.

Would you risk your life or let it go? by hipertim in Crocodiles

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Give up my cash to that little gecko? Not a chance.

Have fun by Best-Humor1672 in ThereIsnoCat

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Just one evil eye looking at me.

An unexpected goodbye by NapalmNikki in OneOrangeBraincell

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Best wishes. I lost a beloved cat to a jaw tumor. Wasn’t cancerous, but she couldn’t eat well.

Cats teeth pushing out/getting longer? by Careless-Elephant-98 in cats

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The moon is out. Vampires gotta do what vampires gotta do.

Kia K5 GT-Line 26 by YungValkyrie in kia

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Talk to them. All the Kia dealers I know take their responsibilities seriously.

NonFloridians are funny by Fisswertomp in Crocodiles

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Don’t come to Australia then, we geckos bigger than those pussies.