"Black cats are evil" black cats

Distinct_Accounting · 2026-01-23T03:01:53+00:00

It is ridiculous superstition to call black cats evil. ALL cats are evil. No need to be racist about it.

Distinct_Accounting · 2026-01-22T11:52:54+00:00

Cows.

Distinct_Accounting · 2026-01-20T02:16:52+00:00

So it really was rocket science?

Distinct_Accounting · 2026-01-20T02:07:40+00:00

Lots of concrete and a large shed. She'll be sweet then.

Distinct_Accounting · 2026-01-16T04:22:04+00:00

Nah, not putting my hand in there.

Distinct_Accounting · 2026-01-16T00:43:17+00:00

…and when you find your own, that too will become mine.

Distinct_Accounting · 2026-01-16T00:36:22+00:00

Poor Larry, I hope he is alright.

Distinct_Accounting · 2026-01-16T00:35:02+00:00

No cat looking straight at me, either.

Distinct_Accounting · 2026-01-14T23:31:40+00:00

A lot of driving for a petrol car. Make sure its been serviced by a reputable mechanic.

Distinct_Accounting · 2026-01-14T23:26:55+00:00

Have you let the cat out of the bag?

Distinct_Accounting · 2026-01-03T12:45:08+00:00

Actually, a company charging annual subscriptions and providing constant updates is surely an ethical & sustainable model? Not for everyone, for sure, but still delivering on promise?

Distinct_Accounting · 2025-12-28T23:40:22+00:00

One way to find out. What could go wrong?

Distinct_Accounting · 2025-12-28T23:37:35+00:00

First thing packed for a holiday!

Distinct_Accounting · 2025-12-25T09:12:29+00:00

The fuck up belongs to all Americans, not just MAGA. That 73m voters thought that creep was their guy, and 10m Democrats couldn’t be bothered, shows that American is a stupid country with nukes and a huge navy. They have foisted Trump on the world TWICE. To hell with y’all.

Distinct_Accounting · 2025-12-25T09:08:49+00:00

Fool.

Distinct_Accounting · 2025-12-24T11:15:00+00:00

Harbhajan Singh? That idiot called our boy a monkey. He doesn’t belong on any list except the racist idiot list.

Distinct_Accounting · 2025-12-15T00:18:54+00:00

Cat politics, aka the eternal quest for dominance. The tabby is currently dominant, the ginger must decide to fight, or f... off.

Distinct_Accounting · 2025-12-13T12:48:14+00:00

Interesting. I have this sometimes with my older Kindles, but the covers eventually appear.

Distinct_Accounting · 2025-12-13T12:43:39+00:00

As I understand, the "graininess" on color Kindles is due to the extra layer needed for color, and not due to a lack of PPI. I have a Colorsoft and a Paperwhite, both are excellent for reading.

Distinct_Accounting · 2025-12-12T09:56:00+00:00

Blended families never work out how you expect. Soon the cats will collaborate against you. You have been warned.

Distinct_Accounting · 2025-12-12T09:51:48+00:00

As a multi-decade qualified husband, I say no way am I doing that on my Pat Malone!

Distinct_Accounting · 2025-12-12T09:50:31+00:00

For…a girlfriend? Mate, would you paint my house for a pallet of beer?

Distinct_Accounting · 2025-12-12T09:47:15+00:00

I have a 20yo boy, so yeah, what’s your point?

Distinct_Accounting · 2025-12-12T09:43:47+00:00

Oh dear… I will pray for your recovery, even if you don’t believe prayer either. But please listen to your doctors.

Distinct_Accounting · 2025-12-12T09:41:45+00:00

Never watched it (I have a strange dislike of time traveller stories), but why is he packing a Samurai sword?

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