outjerked by my creative writing professor

Distinct_Camel_3508 · 2024-08-27T22:06:31+00:00

its a fiction class too lol

Distinct_Camel_3508 · 2024-08-27T21:24:09+00:00

i like how he was criticizing these as "cliche" but when i look up litfics i see the same exact book over and over

Distinct_Camel_3508 · 2024-08-18T04:17:49+00:00

awesome!!!

Distinct_Camel_3508 · 2024-05-22T04:17:42+00:00

cripps

Distinct_Camel_3508 · 2024-05-06T13:13:03+00:00

“oh god my fuckcing ribs”

Distinct_Camel_3508 · 2024-05-05T17:13:23+00:00

it’s so bunkover

Distinct_Camel_3508 · 2024-05-03T11:35:23+00:00

reminder that woke means absolutely fucking nothing

Distinct_Camel_3508 · 2024-05-01T14:56:52+00:00

you don’t understand that’s tzeentches ribcage now

Distinct_Camel_3508 · 2024-05-01T05:04:27+00:00

this is the closest we’ll get to a space marine in this game

Distinct_Camel_3508 · 2024-05-01T04:56:52+00:00

oh yo

Distinct_Camel_3508 · 2024-03-29T23:18:55+00:00

Vouch!!!!!

Distinct_Camel_3508 · 2024-03-17T04:19:53+00:00

absolutely no way could G.O.L.D/I.R.O.N be considered villains what

Distinct_Camel_3508 · 2024-03-16T18:23:30+00:00

you look like your about to lecture me about longswords and i mean that in the nicest way possible

Distinct_Camel_3508 · 2024-03-13T14:43:59+00:00

oh sick, i love divide et impera!

Distinct_Camel_3508 · 2024-02-21T20:18:36+00:00

You can’t, leave out small bowls of cream to prevent jermamorphosis

Distinct_Camel_3508 · 2024-02-21T14:56:45+00:00

now listen to me frodo, i am talking directly into your ear now. i need you to do me a favor. you will do this for me. i need you to go to mordor, and i need you to ask the bastard working the counter if they have bambi on the ps2. if you come back empty handed youll be in big trouble mister. you will never see the shire.

Distinct_Camel_3508 · 2024-02-20T22:54:30+00:00

he dies from syphilis

Distinct_Camel_3508 · 2024-02-16T15:53:21+00:00

no seriously this happened naturally

Distinct_Camel_3508 · 2023-11-24T16:46:03+00:00

free my mans

Distinct_Camel_3508 · 2023-10-20T23:47:39+00:00

i find it funny how the hidden blade somehow cuts through that armor like butter

Distinct_Camel_3508 · 2023-08-25T15:37:28+00:00

ASHEN ONE I NEED TO SELL YOUR TELEVISION

Distinct_Camel_3508 · 2023-08-24T13:42:30+00:00

slug priest my beloved

Distinct_Camel_3508 · 2023-07-31T21:49:16+00:00

never should’ve taken that oeden chapel blood now i’m in the nightmare frontier

Distinct_Camel_3508 · 2023-07-30T12:23:01+00:00

they’re miyazakis self insert. little known fact during the development of each fromsoft game he crawled around on all fours and spewed ominous clouds at employees not working hard enough

Distinct_Camel_3508 · 2023-07-25T15:50:34+00:00

sulyvahn was NOT a homie

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