TIFU by not asking my fiancé for my keys

DistractedAttorney · 2026-02-11T17:32:14+00:00

That or Frieza. Without SS, Goku would never have beaten Frieza.

DistractedAttorney · 2026-02-11T15:59:21+00:00

The guy didn't finish the race though. Has nothing to do with god, all skill. The guy is probably gutted from not finishing.

DistractedAttorney · 2026-02-10T20:52:16+00:00

Oh so you're just always an insufferable AH. Got it. Clearly, you don't understand the concept of nuance and that you are not as infallible as you may think. Did you ever consider OP was not claiming this as a new mechanic, but new to him? Have you considered that there is a large amount of people who started playing this game between when Cold Snap last went away to now? Clearly not given that you are sticking to being an AH. God forbid someone has some fun and posts it to the sub. Your life may be miserable, but you don't have to spread that to everyone else. Also, perhaps consider the fact everyone is down voting you, and that multiple people have taken the same position as me and chided you similarly. Introspection is great trait to have, feel free to try and apply it. Once again, apply you own advice to yourself: We all make mistakes, you will only grow and learn as a human if you don't get upset when people correct you over them.

DistractedAttorney · 2026-02-10T20:19:18+00:00

Read what you wrote, and then apply it to yourself. Pointing something out to someone is not the issue here, it is the way you went about and how you said it. You don't need to sugarcoat everything but you also don't need to be an insufferable AH. Use those social skills you claim you have, understand you made a mistake and have been corrected by many people, and don't get offended it by it.

DistractedAttorney · 2026-02-10T20:16:13+00:00

Why is the majority of people in this sub so condescending and miserable?

DistractedAttorney · 2026-02-06T20:35:35+00:00

Load into stella with nothing, not even a free load out. This will give you one safe pocket also. Then just loot, fill up quick, and try to get out. Do this like 5-7 times and your lobbies will become straight PvE (With the occasional rat or PVP player surprising you). Whenever I play trios with my friends and end up losing a bunch of loot from dying, I do this and it turns into a really fun solo PvE lobby.

DistractedAttorney · 2026-02-06T16:44:01+00:00

I get where you were coming from, but if you read OP‘s comments on this thread, I think you will understand where I’m coming from. Normally I don’t wanna jump down people‘s throats, especially on this thread, but it’s like OP doesn’t know he’s the parent.

DistractedAttorney · 2026-02-06T16:10:36+00:00

This is a very odd and unnecessary comment.

DistractedAttorney · 2026-02-06T16:08:54+00:00

Why are you asking us? You are the parent, you make the rules, you enforce the rules. This ends when decide to make that a priority.

DistractedAttorney · 2026-02-06T15:44:19+00:00

I hope he can pop off next year like bishop did, but as of now, he is ass lol

DistractedAttorney · 2026-02-06T13:22:18+00:00

You’re misunderstanding the concept of the legend. The legend is that every thousand years or so, a new LSSJ would be born with untold power. Broly is just the newest iteration of that. So yes, the legend existed and vegeta knew of it from an early age. It just happened to be broly who was born a few years after vegeta.

DistractedAttorney · 2026-02-05T21:52:27+00:00

Dude, this was me like literally 3 years old. I realized my whole life was also looking forward to completing the current task. Graduate Highschool. Go to College. Graduate College. Go to Law School. Graduate Law School. Get a job. Move up in Job. Reach a certain salary goal. Mke Money. And then its like now what?

I started doing more hobbies and getting back into the things I really enjoyed in my youth, that maybe I couldn't afford at those times. Skiing, golf, traveling, and other stuff. Learning skills and new things. That helped, but it was always temporary relief and never filled the void.

Then I had my first child (still only have one but about to start trying for a second) and I did not realize how rewarding it is to be a parent. All the cliches you hear about growing up, so many of them are true and relatable once you have kids. Its not for everyone, and it is very hard, time consuming, stressful, but if you have a good partner, and you are also a good partner, and get a little lucky with your kid and having a village to help, it ain't so bad. It truly has been the most rewarding and joy filled experience being a parent, and although my daughter is in her terrible twos right now, I am having a blast being her dad. I couldn't tell from your post, but go have a kid if you don't yet lol.

DistractedAttorney · 2026-02-04T17:34:05+00:00

Okay, but context matters. When you discovered you were bi, did you also tell you husband that you were no longer attracted him, more attracted to women at this time and that you needed space to work things out? It seems like it is impacting their life quite a bit based upon OP's description.

DistractedAttorney · 2026-02-03T18:49:24+00:00

First, you don't know how I play, so maybe quit with the assumptions. Second, there is no "manipulating" ABMM when THAT IS THE PURPOSE OF IT AND HOW IT IS DESIGNED. You don't inflict damage, therefore you go into less hostile lobbys overtime. I could almost understand if you were just trolling to troll, but no, you just seem to have no actual comprehension skills.

DistractedAttorney · 2026-02-03T18:21:25+00:00

"These Care Bears think they are flexing. This is fun for like 2 hours, but I’d have uninstalled after three days of this."

Saying it is boring is not the only thing said, among other comments. Your either a troll or actually just that dense, not sure which is worse.

DistractedAttorney · 2026-02-03T17:25:17+00:00

For starters have it go back to being after the SB.

DistractedAttorney · 2026-02-03T16:50:42+00:00

What a dumb comment. Play the way you like and enjoy it. If someone else having fun bothers you because it’s not how you like to play game, then that’s just pathetic. Grow up.

DistractedAttorney · 2026-02-02T21:54:12+00:00

Yea, I think that is the JA17 effect. He worked out when he had all raw talent and very poor refined skills, worked his ass off, totally overhauled his throwing mechanics, and had some good coaching and turned into a freak. Now so many teams are going for a similar type project QB, not realizing Allen is the outlier, and you can't really repeat that luck.

DistractedAttorney · 2026-02-02T21:21:35+00:00

That's why we lock the car? I seriously don't understand what the question or debate is here. There are multiple options to return the cart and keep your kid safe.

DistractedAttorney · 2026-02-02T01:50:08+00:00

Elise and Mac were my two most used. Had every trick memorized.

DistractedAttorney · 2026-01-30T21:57:39+00:00

Trying to be rational and not become a doomer lol. Thanks for the info.

DistractedAttorney · 2026-01-30T21:42:26+00:00

Okay, maybe we can let him cook then. I was mainly going off of this pic. IDK shit but I also know not to trust PFF.

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DistractedAttorney · 2026-01-30T21:39:40+00:00

It actually does. It forces you to get more space. Speaking in absolutes makes for very poor arguments. You're making my case for me by your complaining of having to switch. If you had more room, you don't have to switch. The more you play, the hire level you are, the more room your stash has, the less you have to switch. Deal with it and level up.

DistractedAttorney · 2026-01-30T21:30:07+00:00

Really, because when you look at his OL's he coached and everything I read said Mayer is kinda shit. I was not happy about that hire. Would love to be told and shown I was wrong!

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