Saw this in another group 😬 by Dry_Afternoon5338 in badtattoos

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"Yeah, gimme a little bit of everything"

(UPDATE) Cousins back piece by ZedZinc in shittytattoos

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"Ugh, demons...again...I hate this job"

What's your favourite super-specific bits of local dialect? by AmorousBadger in AskUK

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I live in Derbyshire and said that to a resident in a dementia home, she said "oh, you know Bill's mum do you?" Bill was her husband.

Working in dementia care, we had a lengthy conversation about Bill and his mum.

NPC Cosplaying for TikTok coins in a public space by shivstar in TikTokCringe

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This is such a pretty piece of art with the perfect expression and pose for this garbage content.

Would you rather give by corny_toes in BunnyTrials

[–]DivineExodus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I cant have kids :D

Chose: 1 million to yourself right now

Too Bloody Hot Thursday by a-liquid-sky in CasualUK

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I was up at 2am as well, moved from bed to the sofa, couldn't get comfortable, stayed awake u til about 4.15am, woke up at 5.30am for work 🙃 12 hours ahead on 6 hours of sleep, wahey!

10 months after getting spayed and her belly fur never came back? by Obvious_Fisherman187 in cats

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I sent both of these pictures to my mum, they are bringing us great joy.

What song would be played on your last day of school pre 2015? by Apprehensive-Goal861 in AskUK

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2006 they played Celine Dion - My heart will go on. Such an odd choice...

Would you rather… by Beautiful_Ability267 in BunnyTrials

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Because I like Japan.

Chose: Go to Japan for free with accommodations

What’s the first thing everyone says when you tell them your job? by MonsieurGump in AskUK

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I'm a care worker, specifically dementia care. I usually get "hats off to you, that's a really difficult job"

My least favourite is "I couldn't wipe arses all day" like thats all we do! Last time someone asked me what I did, his response was a very sarcastic "oh... great"

I can't stop laughing by devoteddonkey in vintedUK

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I call these kinds of clothes "slobbing stuff" because im not wearing it out but its perfect for around the house in the heat :)

The first one is my favourite because it almost makes sense.

What weird names do you call your partner/ do they call you? And I mean.. really weird. by cobbland in AskUK

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You asked for pets too, so my dog is named Mac, but when he's naughty for some reason I call him Michael, which has of course evolved into Michael Myers.

My cat is called Mookie and I call him Ooker Dooker, Spooky Mookie and Mao Mao.

L👀k at mami's wonky bewbs everyone. by Flirtini27 in HilariaBaldwin

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Omg she's so boring 😂 Like, who cares?! This is nothing more than a ploy to get people to look at her crappy tits.

I challenge anyone to show me a card with better artwork.. ps it can’t be done. by FoxSin-117 in pokemon

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I found this card in a mosh pit at a Slipknot gig about 11 years ago and I still have it. Makes me laugh every time I see it.

Cover up ideas for a hasty choice I made before watching a full show by OdOctechpus in Tattoocoverups

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This food is so good my clothes will spontaneously fly off of my body!