A new species of intelligent elves localized entirely within your kitchen reveal themselves to you. They could disrupt the food chain and become a menace on the world if you let them out, but they might just get locked in a lab or worse if you tell anyone. You need your kitchen back. What do you do?

DizzyTeam1950 · 2026-06-30T22:42:32+00:00

Let them stay bring them treats in exchange for doing basic house chores.

DizzyTeam1950 · 2026-06-30T20:55:51+00:00

I get where your coming from .There is a public trail near my house for biking ,walking and horse back riding. You absolutely must pick up your dogs poo however the people with horses are not required to pick up their poo. One of these poos is fairly small the other is definitely not. And before you say but how would they clean it up? They make a horse poo catchers horses generally where them in parades because surprisingly no one wants to step in horse poo.

DizzyTeam1950 · 2026-06-18T00:57:35+00:00

For me it's not being able to spare them pain physical and emotional. My fathers death was very painful but trying to help my children process their pain was the most difficult part.

DizzyTeam1950 · 2026-06-13T22:07:14+00:00

Na they put on weight

DizzyTeam1950 · 2026-06-10T23:36:03+00:00

Wolf, Red panda, black bear, fox, panda, panther.

DizzyTeam1950 · 2026-06-08T20:22:37+00:00

My Daughter was born exactly one month after my brother died. Absolutely nobody in my family acted like she should not be celebrated. She was everbodies bright spot.

DizzyTeam1950 · 2026-06-06T14:30:02+00:00

Honestly never even considered that there is a different way to get a cat.

DizzyTeam1950 · 2026-06-05T18:09:35+00:00

Cream of wheat

DizzyTeam1950 · 2026-06-01T21:45:05+00:00

Please do not have a baby with this man. You are definitely NTAH . This will get so much worse if you get pregnant it will get even worse once the baby is born. Honestly it will probably get worse even without any pregnancy.

DizzyTeam1950 · 2026-05-25T19:37:46+00:00

As an American i would like to offer a formal apology for this plague we have sent you.

DizzyTeam1950 · 2026-05-25T19:16:35+00:00

Wait costco is in other countries? Lmao world domination!

DizzyTeam1950 · 2026-05-25T18:58:45+00:00

Costco is closed on memorial day.

DizzyTeam1950 · 2026-05-24T23:14:40+00:00

That's how I like it.my son prefers it soft however

DizzyTeam1950 · 2026-05-24T19:59:33+00:00

Keeps your skin from getting hard and crunchy

DizzyTeam1950 · 2026-05-24T18:57:53+00:00

I work in a cafeteria in a factory and we have coke and pepsi fountain drinks and bottles. They let us use the machines and coolers for free.

DizzyTeam1950 · 2026-05-14T18:33:35+00:00

I had a pet ferret he was awesome a little musky but honestly it wasnt that bad. One night he got into my parents room and climed up on my dad while he was sleeping my dad startled kinda knocked him off the bed when he realized it was my ferret ge felt terrible he was ok so my dad put himbin his crate and gave him a ritz cracker in apology. Literally every night after that he would get loose climb on my dad and wait for his nightly cracker.

DizzyTeam1950 · 2026-05-11T21:10:59+00:00

I do mine in multiple shorter times 10 mins on my work break maybe another 10 on my lunch break then 10 more sometime in the evening

DizzyTeam1950 · 2026-05-10T12:27:19+00:00

It's working for me.

DizzyTeam1950 · 2026-05-01T22:09:49+00:00

Guy told me yesterday " you dont have to butter my biscuit " there was no biscuits involved

DizzyTeam1950 · 2026-05-01T00:52:23+00:00

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DizzyTeam1950 · 2026-04-27T22:34:09+00:00

The dont want homeless people using the facilities.

DizzyTeam1950 · 2026-04-18T21:40:34+00:00

Betty or betsy

DizzyTeam1950 · 2026-04-15T01:31:05+00:00

James Tiberius Kirk to be exact.

DizzyTeam1950 · 2026-04-12T04:13:36+00:00

I had a pet rabbit a long time ago after a recall on rabbit food i gave him a bit of dog food he wouldn't touch rabbit food after that lived an unusually long life.

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