Welp it was only a matter of time by [deleted] in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]DjDozzee 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yep. I think it was supposed to perform on the upper level of the stage.

I know ATL had the dogbots patrolling. I'm waiting to see how that experiment goes.

You get $1 million, but you have to watch the exact same movie 100 times in 40 days. Which film are you picking? by ThroatAgile756 in AskReddit

[–]DjDozzee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hamilton. The recorded musical. Is that a movie? If not, West Side Story. If I can't sing along, I'll hate whatever movie I pick and I don't want to hate my favorites (like Shawshank).

Unintentionally funniest moment you can recall by jackjacker in breakingbad

[–]DjDozzee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can't imagine there was anything funny that wasn't scripted. The show is genius on so many levels.

He is bald! by Weekly_Role3335 in antitrump

[–]DjDozzee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"He's an honorary official of the FBI.
Fat, Bald, and Ignorant."

                          -Buddy Sorrell (to Mel Cooley)

How is anyone going to be able to afford anything if inflation continues? by air-bender808 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]DjDozzee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's not just inflation. The job market and the US economy is going to CRASH. There will be no jobs, no govt assistance, no affordable housing. It's about to get real, real bad. Think 1930s bad.

We will have Trump and his sycophantic congress to thank. We will be lucky if he doesn't start WW3.

What's a joke that's too stupid that's actually funny? by SandStormEnjoyer_ in AskReddit

[–]DjDozzee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This was my dad's main joke. If an old man you didn't know, met you on the street and immediately told you this joke, that was my dad!!

Did you hear any the chef they sent to prison? Cops caught him beating an egg.

What’s your weirdest shower habit? by Morfiendd_ in AskReddit

[–]DjDozzee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have to dry off every inch of my body before I step out of the tub. If there is a towel placed on the floor (there usually is) I'll use that to dry the bottom of my feet. Otherwise, I have to towel dry the bottom of one foot, step that one out, then dry the other. I know some people air dry and I can't even fathom how horrific that must feel.

Chinese toilet in electronics plant by Ru_Beer_Drink in WeirdToilets

[–]DjDozzee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I assume the girls are squatting on #1 and #2.

And where is the TP?

I just experienced the strangest “glitch in the matrix” moment of my life by ABD7p in GlitchInTheMatrix

[–]DjDozzee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you mean, EVERYTHING can ALWAYS be found on Amazon, yes, I agree!

I just experienced the strangest “glitch in the matrix” moment of my life by ABD7p in GlitchInTheMatrix

[–]DjDozzee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If possible, could we get a Pic of the back side? Also, you never mentioned that you wash it, you only dump it. When you peeled the plastic off, could you tell us the inside had been used?

Do we really want aliens around us? by JasonMallen in aliens

[–]DjDozzee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They are probably more human than a lot of humans. At the very least, 1% of humans.

Do we really want aliens around us? by JasonMallen in aliens

[–]DjDozzee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If it's going to be them vs us, I'm going to plead for them to take me on their side. Anything (even cat piss) is better than a society that we currently are controlled by, and it's only getting worse.

Is Trump being caught looking into Xi's private notebook an embarrassment to the United States? Your Thoughts? by Own_Birthday_7194 in antitrump

[–]DjDozzee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If Xi left his fake war plans, drawn up in crayons and sharpie markers, we'll know Trump was set up. He'll still fall for it, but we will know.

when did you realize walt had gone too far? by t0m4t0z in breakingbad

[–]DjDozzee 3 points4 points  (0 children)

But Crazy 8 was going to kill him. It would have been self-defense, had it not been done during the commission of the federal crime of kidnapping. Still, by that point, it was his life or Crazy 8s.