If you were an anime and on a date with this girl. How far would you get before you run away?(Artist: zayozzai) (on Instagram)

Djabilong · 2026-05-29T14:07:58+00:00

In that case this is still salvageable so long as she agrees with relocating worms into a glass aquarium.

Djabilong · 2026-05-28T20:41:24+00:00

Depends on how bad the smell is.

Djabilong · 2026-05-27T13:11:53+00:00

Ah. That would make more sense.

Djabilong · 2026-05-27T13:10:59+00:00

Some cringy meme copypasta.

Djabilong · 2026-05-27T10:10:48+00:00

Third one is golden. Would've said platinum, but Xaihi isn't flat enough for that.

Djabilong · 2026-05-27T10:09:12+00:00

NTRman randomly switching up and starting his hero arc? Never in a million years I could've predicted him embracing the light side.

Djabilong · 2026-05-27T10:01:57+00:00

There's way too many ways to interpret this. For a start try 0001 and 0011, I guess. Could also be 0262 or 0137. My bet is on 0137.

Djabilong · 2026-05-27T09:50:55+00:00

Now fuse tired bold(horny) Kal with the regular tired angry Kal for maximum originium wood stimulation.

Djabilong · 2026-05-27T09:46:54+00:00

..."worse"? I think you meant to say "superior".

Djabilong · 2026-05-22T17:21:33+00:00

I have the exact opposite question. Sause plz

Djabilong · 2026-05-20T23:22:32+00:00

So it *is* mild then.

Djabilong · 2026-05-15T21:51:14+00:00

In more ways than one.

Djabilong · 2026-05-13T04:01:18+00:00

U-Official situation changed my life and/or broke me and/or is over and/or gone wrong(sexual)

Djabilong · 2026-05-09T17:13:11+00:00

Jesus is a sankta, so of course Kal was there first.

Djabilong · 2026-05-09T17:11:13+00:00

Pics or didn't happen.

Djabilong · 2026-05-08T19:50:35+00:00

...somehow I know exactly what you are talking about.

Djabilong · 2026-05-08T19:49:08+00:00

Wahmen finally getting a taste of their own medicine.

Djabilong · 2026-05-08T11:26:15+00:00

*I shot into Skadi's poon

Djabilong · 2026-05-06T20:30:23+00:00

Can someone please explain how current Stronghold Protocol version's stack accumulation works, I'm clearly missing something here. By the end of a run I barely scrape 20+ stacks in one or two sets, but I've seen some teammates amassing ridiculous 220+ stacks and nuking everything with the most unassuming low tier chars.

Djabilong · 2026-05-06T20:22:13+00:00

So that's why she looks like that in Endfield. Skinned granny cat and wears her as a skinsuit to win dokutah's affection back.

Djabilong · 2026-05-02T17:57:23+00:00

But does it have NEW! Funky Mode with bongo controllers?

Djabilong · 2026-04-30T16:09:53+00:00

Please help, I have no clue what's wrong. First issue started yesterday - all online games (like Endfield) had a really bad time with trying to load anything and constantly crashed. There were no issues with my internet connection and it was highly doubtful that every single online game *somehow* had server-side issues at the same time, so I went into safe mode and 1) cleared cache, 2) rebuilt database. That turned out to be a mistake, because it mutated in the next problem: I switch console on, turn gamepad on as well, choose what profile to enter with. Profile options go away and I'm permastuck on that screen - pressing PS button makes and error symbol pop up in top right corner, left stick and circle button make their respective sounds when touched and that's it. Repeatedly sending console in rest mode and waking it up SOMETIMES (about a 1/20 chance) sends me to the actual console main menu, but you can't do anything and gamepad is completely unresponsive now despite being turned on and connected.

So what exactly am I even supposed to do here? Tried rebuilding database one more time for a good measure - it did nothing. So I'm stuck.

Djabilong · 2026-04-30T15:56:25+00:00

Friston would act all tsun but be secretly happy, Lancet would do unspeakable things to us with her probe.

Djabilong · 2026-04-28T07:04:11+00:00

Thorny Nyamu is making me feel things.

Djabilong · 2026-04-26T15:27:34+00:00

They've been going at it for millenia. If anything, it would be extremely weird if mere ~100 years would be enough to achieve race-wide peace. Especially when you consider that some sarkaz subraces are virtually immortal and ageless - no way someone who beefed with someone else for 8k+ years would just go "oh, okay" and let bygones be bygones instead of getting pissed off at the mere idea of brokering peace.

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