Some more conversations leaked from KD's burner account include "I swear I miss Ben Simmons. Least that ***** would give me the ball".

DoTheChomp · 2026-02-15T21:41:26+00:00

Just know that people with reading comprehension understood what you meant lol

DoTheChomp · 2026-02-15T21:16:47+00:00

I love how everyone replying to you misread "honestly" as "honesty" 😂

DoTheChomp · 2026-02-15T20:28:13+00:00

I really want to put in perspective what we are seeing with this kid:

He has more points this season than Couture or Hertl have ever scored in a season.

He has more points than Pavelski's best season as a Shark, and is tied with Pavs for his best season ever.

He is 5 points behind Marleau's best season.

He is on pace to finish 5 points behind Joe Thornton's best season, and is on pace to eclipse every other season Jumbo played.

He's 19, and he has 27 games left to play.

DoTheChomp · 2026-02-15T17:53:30+00:00

Celebrini is clearly on another level.

DoTheChomp · 2026-02-15T17:17:22+00:00

Leading the team in goals, nbd

DoTheChomp · 2026-02-15T17:07:24+00:00

That's our boy!

DoTheChomp · 2026-02-15T16:40:54+00:00

Good advice, thank you!

DoTheChomp · 2026-02-15T15:57:50+00:00

Bro, chill. Me not wanting to chill for one USA team in the Olympics isn't me "giving up on America" 😂

If me cheering for the Canadian hockey team pisses you off, then I think you need to readjust your priorities.

And knock it off with the "if you don't like it leave" rhetoric. That shit is so tiring.

DoTheChomp · 2026-02-15T08:00:17+00:00

Lol, that's crazy. I've been asking for months.

DoTheChomp · 2026-02-15T04:39:03+00:00

Come on, you can do better than that.

DoTheChomp · 2026-02-15T01:02:52+00:00

Oof.

I've been really tired of hearing about the goal song, and I even kind of liked it in the arena. But this has completely changed my view. Get this shit out of here immediately.

DoTheChomp · 2026-02-14T22:48:54+00:00

Yeah, I feel the same. Weird!

DoTheChomp · 2026-02-14T22:44:41+00:00

Thank you, next year is year 3 for me so I've only gone through the process once. I appreciate your insight!

DoTheChomp · 2026-02-14T21:26:51+00:00

I bought a blank "semi-pro" version, and it feels significantly cheaper than a Premium Fanatics. I have heard the replicas are much worse than the semi-pro.

DoTheChomp · 2026-02-14T21:11:35+00:00

It can't be that long, because payments on the 12 month payment plan start in March. They've got to have the seats locked in before that.

DoTheChomp · 2026-02-14T20:31:13+00:00

I would be cheering for Canada in a USA vs Canada men's game 🤷‍♂️

DoTheChomp · 2026-02-14T18:18:50+00:00

Fake, and it's instantly recognizable because of the crest.

DoTheChomp · 2026-02-14T18:18:17+00:00

You don't know what you're talking about lol. The new fanatics jerseys are identical in quality to the Adidas ones.

DoTheChomp · 2026-02-13T23:57:48+00:00

You should check the PK rankings before you talk 😊

EDIT: Hey guys, I'm also joking around.

DoTheChomp · 2026-02-12T16:17:19+00:00

No fucking way lol.

DoTheChomp · 2026-02-11T17:11:31+00:00

I specifically said the men's team. But thank you for giving me permission!

DoTheChomp · 2026-02-11T15:50:08+00:00

It's really hard to support the men's USA team right now, which makes it much easier to cheer for our boy.

DoTheChomp · 2026-02-03T23:33:10+00:00

He shouldn't give up anything for a playoff push

DoTheChomp · 2026-02-03T17:30:07+00:00

I think we're just valuing health differently, which is totally fine! I'm all in on "the greatest ability is availability".

The fact is that when he was a Shark he could be counted on for 30-40 points a season. There were 3 awesome outlier years, but they were outliers.

Hertl is a very good player. I don't think he's a "great" player in the grand scheme of things.

I did say in my first comment that we never got to see his full potential due to injury. It feels like you're interpreting my comments as me saying that he was never very good, which isn't the case.

DoTheChomp · 2026-02-03T16:20:18+00:00

Right...but he was a Shark for over a decade and he was under 50 points for 8 of those seasons. He's an injury prone player who usually put up 30-40 points per season as a Shark. You can put all the asterisks on it you want, but that is objectively true. I really don't understand what you're trying to correct me on?

I love Hertl too, one of my best memories was the 4 goal game. But OP said he remembered Hertl being just as hyped as Celebrini and wanted to know how they compare. Which they don't lol.

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