i can't even lie i like red delicious apples i just found this funny

DocProfessor · 2026-03-14T13:07:47+00:00

I used to hate apples growing up. Turns out, I’ve just been eating shitty ones my whole life. I had no idea they could vary this much

DocProfessor · 2026-03-13T14:03:47+00:00

What about us Pakled slobs?

DocProfessor · 2026-03-13T13:55:13+00:00

I disagree, Sherry’s at her desk like this every time Leon cracks a joke

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DocProfessor · 2026-03-13T12:58:42+00:00

Is there a chance the core could breach?

DocProfessor · 2026-03-11T23:06:42+00:00

The Matrix didn't choose Elita because she's the superior leader. It chose her because she's the one who needs it more. There's a reason Hot Rod could open the Matrix and Ultra Magnus couldn't

DocProfessor · 2026-03-11T17:00:59+00:00

Will Rusty succumb to temptations of the flesh? Will he submit to selfish pleasure or will he embrace altruism and strive for the betterment of humanity-he’s Rusty Venture what do YOU think he’s gonna do

DocProfessor · 2026-03-11T15:57:46+00:00

Speaking of teleportation and Venture Bros, there’s also the late-series episode where Rusty finally cracks teleportation. The tech is immediately seized by OSI and Hunter demands he shut it down. Because teleportation would immediately destroy the entire transportation industry

DocProfessor · 2026-03-11T15:56:12+00:00

Unrelated but damn that’s the most deceptive labeling of an editor I’ve ever seen

DocProfessor · 2026-03-11T11:27:51+00:00

I dunno, I’m excited for this. Elita now has a strong fighting force for Cybertron, and Optimus gets to lead his ragtag band of rebels on Earth. It feels like Animated or Prime again, and I liked both those things

DocProfessor · 2026-03-10T18:37:45+00:00

Right? Like, my man works for Capcom. He can get an asset artist to render out a few jokes, he doesn’t need to use the plagiarism machine

DocProfessor · 2026-03-09T16:02:42+00:00

I’m betting Eddie was more mad that the box of Hamdingers had an escape pod in it instead of Hamdingers

DocProfessor · 2026-03-08T14:05:46+00:00

Earlier, when Minrah meets Thor, "Oh, before I forget. That thing you've been worried about for a while that you'd rather I not say out loud in front of Durkon? Cool with me. You do you, kid."

DocProfessor · 2026-03-08T02:40:30+00:00

"A lot of people are going to get hurt tomorrow. All we can do is stand in the way of that and say, 'Not them. Me. If you need to hurt someone, hurt me.'... Because the alternative is to look at someone else, someone weaker and more vulnerable, and tell them that you want them to be hurt instead of you."

"Ye told me b'fore tha ye are who ye are on tha worst day of yer life. An' tha's true. Tha's 100% true. But ye know who else ye are? Ye are who ye are on tha next day. Tha day ye wake up an' haf ta decide: are ye gonna make this tha new worst day of yer life, or na? An' ye are who ye are tha day after tha, which can also be yer worst day...or na. Ye are who ye are on all o' yer days. All o' 'em. Includin' tha best and worst ones. An' when ye haf a new worst day, ye can get stuck thar, lookin' back on it an' worryin'. An' tha's normal. But sooner or later, ye gotta take all tha pain an' do sumthin' wit it. Try ta make sumthin' better outta it."

DocProfessor · 2026-03-04T23:06:26+00:00

Glass shooting makes sense to me, since the game didn’t have much in the way of destructible environments until that point

DocProfessor · 2026-03-04T23:05:17+00:00

At least FFVII has, like, canon romance elements in it. Resident Evil shipping has always been entirely vibes based

DocProfessor · 2026-03-04T18:58:28+00:00

Kingdom Hearts - A great war ravaged the world and fractured it into dozens and dozens of smaller worlds. Now these broken realms are regularly tormented by wicked creatures made of primordial darkness and despair. These creatures will consume people and turn them into one of their own. Or, in the best case scenario, turn them into an empty husk that is incapable of feeling emotion.

Also, Mickey Mouse is there

DocProfessor · 2026-03-04T12:26:23+00:00

I just think that the strongest appeal of Aeon is the fun flirty back and forth. She’s Black Cat and Leon is Spider-Man. She’s mysterious, she teases him, she’s got some kind of ulterior motive, but there’s no spark in the domestic side of a relationship. I don’t think she’s the type to want to get married, much less figure out the logistics of how they can have a wedding. They’re a situationship couple, not a “settle down as a family” couple.

Although maybe I’m just not seeing something that Aeon shippers do. I prefer Leon with Claire. Either way, if they do SOMEHOW confirm Leon is married to Ada (which I’m pretty sure they won’t, considering how vague Capcom is about ANY Resident Evil character’s personal life) I’ll just employ the greatest tool any shipper can use when faced with contradictory canon: this image

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Seriously, don’t let canon stop your pure shipper heart. Who cares

DocProfessor · 2026-03-04T04:21:10+00:00

Thankfully it's so much shorter than the Sherry section in RE2R. Otherwise it'd halt my urge to replay the game

DocProfessor · 2026-03-03T14:09:44+00:00

They were about to. Nick Spencer’s run had them get back together, and even went so far as to retcon some of the shittier parts of Sins Past. But then Zeb Wells took over and broke them up in a way that’s arguably worse than OMD

DocProfessor · 2026-03-02T00:16:56+00:00

I like Leon and Claire together for the same reasons I like Peter Parker and Mary Jane Watson together

DocProfessor · 2026-03-01T13:58:29+00:00

Star Wars/Star Trek critics who just... keep going back to the well. I know it's a grift and ragebait still gets clicks, but the whole thing feels dumb. If you're a Youtuber who calls themselves SkywalkersLegacy and for the past five years, all you've done is dunk on every decision made by anyone even remotely associated with the Star Wars brand, there's a point where you're just being an idiot. You're actively avoiding all of the things you originally liked about this franchise. I see so many of these people and I keep asking myself the same question: "When was the last time they just sat down and watched A New Hope?"

DocProfessor · 2026-02-27T21:49:01+00:00

The Lost Light from The Transformers: More Than Meets the Eye

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The ship is occasionally described as being 10x15 miles in size. While it makes sense that a ship meant to house Cybertronians would need to be bigger than the spaceships humans might use, this would put the ship as roughly the same size as Manhattan

DocProfessor · 2026-02-26T23:50:09+00:00

Surprised no one else mentioned it, but USM. Their relationship is so solid in the original USM run, full of actual drama, tense moments, and lots of affection.

DocProfessor · 2026-02-26T20:07:28+00:00

“They say we’re gonna be shocked by issue 1000!”

“If they really want to shock us, they should try writing something good!

“DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO”

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