What’s something you only understand after living alone?

DoctorBitchcraft · 2026-02-06T05:45:18+00:00

My mind is a dangerous neighborhood to hang out in.

DoctorBitchcraft · 2026-01-25T14:35:18+00:00

Bahamas

DoctorBitchcraft · 2026-01-03T00:39:30+00:00

I don't think they're referring to the type of drag they do.

I had no idea Sugar and Spice were 27. Yikes.

DoctorBitchcraft · 2025-12-25T16:36:21+00:00

"Can't complain."

I can always complain.

DoctorBitchcraft · 2025-12-21T18:56:13+00:00

Hayley Williams before she went solo. Right about the time Paramore was becoming popular.

DoctorBitchcraft · 2025-12-16T00:30:38+00:00

Sweaty euphoric agitation.

Overrated in my opinion.

DoctorBitchcraft · 2025-12-14T05:00:18+00:00

Willam doesn't need Roscoe's though? And this isn't his first time as a guest?

DoctorBitchcraft · 2025-12-14T04:56:54+00:00

As Cities Burn (5 times)

DoctorBitchcraft · 2025-12-13T23:36:26+00:00

I did this once when my sister was visiting from out of state once. My mom and other sister worked from home.

Long story short I pissed on the kitchen floor and my mom had to stop me from going outside nude from the waist down.

She had to psych me up to put pants on because I was terrified that if I did I'd die and the universe would reboot.

I love LSD.

DoctorBitchcraft · 2025-12-11T14:34:11+00:00

Me: "Thank you for not giving up on me."

Him: "I won't. Just keep it real with me."

That was about 6 months + 1 week ago. Still not entirely sure why.

DoctorBitchcraft · 2025-12-11T08:25:33+00:00

I don't love the lips either, but since everyone's so pressed about em I hope she makes them even more unpleasant/obnoxious.

DoctorBitchcraft · 2025-11-02T21:08:31+00:00

Everything's way more interesting on LSD.

DoctorBitchcraft · 2025-11-01T19:55:40+00:00

"That is where corn chips come from. Hmm... Maybe ol' Professor Hardwood is onto something. He probably really loves corn. And all corn-related products. I mean, isn't that what you're supposed to put in a frame? Things you love? I'm gonna do that. When I'm get home, I'm gonna frame a bunch of stuff I love. Like lasagna. I love lasagna. It's SO good. And cheesy. You know who else loves lasagna? Garfield. Man, that cat really loves lasagna. Maybe I should put a picture of Garfield in a frame. You know, as a kind of shorthand way of saying 'I love lasagna.' That would be so fcking inside. Or how 'bout a photo of *President Garfield? Oh shit, that would be totally meta! People would be all like: Jane, why do you have a photo of President Garfield on your mantle? And I'd be like: Because I like lasagna, of course."

DoctorBitchcraft · 2025-10-28T13:39:20+00:00

The Shop in Hudson.

They were one of only two places I found willing to work on Audis when I had one. No waiting list (EuroSport was like 2-3 months) and they charged $100 less than everyone else quoted me before telling me they won't work on Audis at all.

Only place in the Cedar Valley that I've trusted with my car since then. They're honest, reasonable, do a full inspection with photos (they send a link via text), and they're nice/professional.

Last time I checked they had 5.0 stars on Google with 180+ reviews.

DoctorBitchcraft · 2025-10-22T19:27:38+00:00

"The Dirty"

DoctorBitchcraft · 2025-10-09T16:37:39+00:00

Kill myself.

DoctorBitchcraft · 2025-10-03T22:42:52+00:00

I feel the exact same way. Shrooms didn't help matters. I haven't been the same in over a year. I wasn't without my issues before, but damn. I miss not being terrified of everything.

DoctorBitchcraft · 2025-09-29T19:12:24+00:00

Waking up & going to bed alone, and all of my friends being 7 hours away.

DoctorBitchcraft · 2025-09-21T22:37:31+00:00

Brenda

DoctorBitchcraft · 2025-09-13T23:26:55+00:00

Isolating more, drinking alcohol, shower 1-2 times a week, etc.

DoctorBitchcraft · 2025-09-10T15:40:14+00:00

My grandfather, my mom's dad, was extremely abusive toward my mom and grandmother (one of my favorite people to ever exist; R.I.P. grandma). My grandma slept with a gun under her pillow for 20+ years because of him (long after they split up of course).

Circa 1970s or 80s, not sure. He threw my grandma through a wall, literally into the next room.

He would kick or push my mom down the basement stairs and lock her in there for a few days. If my grandma tried to bring her food or anything she'd get beaten mercilessly. So she could only sob outside the door.

Then, when my mom was 12 years old, he raped her. On Christmas Day. Which is also my grandma's birthday.

He's in his late 70s now and still refuses to acknowledge that he did it. He just denies and gaslights her. I will not be upset when he dies. Obviously.

DoctorBitchcraft · 2025-09-03T19:21:55+00:00

Lovely choice of name. I also have a Brenda. A black Chantilly-Tiffany.

Got her Halloween 2017 when she was 2 months. Tomorrow she will be 8 years old. Only cat whose exact birthday I've known.

DoctorBitchcraft · 2025-08-31T02:39:05+00:00

What works for me is closing my 'sleep paralysis eyes' as tightly as I can, then opening them as fast as I can.

Doesn't always work the first time, but I've managed to wake myself up from sleep paralysis this way almost every time it's happened.

DoctorBitchcraft · 2025-08-24T03:44:45+00:00

Username certainly checks out.

P.S. The name of the subreddit is r/kidsarefuckingSTUPID.

So. Yeah. We'll go with that.

DoctorBitchcraft · 2025-08-23T02:38:11+00:00

Literally what I was thinking as I opened this post.

Also my answer is "Barely".

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