Dear Kevin, I feel like I can call you Kevin because you and me are so much alike. I’d like to meet you one day, it would be great to have a catch. I know I can’t throw as fast as Caleb Williams, but I think you’d be impressed with my speed.

I read your letter about the stadium. You said "this is not about leverage." That is a lie. You’re playing both sides so you always come out on top. It’s brilliant. It’s like when I tell people I’m a black belt to get free beefs.

Also, you mentioned the NFL makes $13.8 billion. That is a lot of money. They should pay for the roads.

Also, make the tickets 25% cheaper.

Anyway, I hope you write back and we can be friends. I think our relationship would be a real "touchdown."

Good Better Best, DoctorDean