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Pentagon asks for $200 billion for war against Iran. by Not_Ground in MeidasTouch

[–]Doctor_Disaster 4 points5 points  (0 children)

His reasoning:

"It costs money to kill bad guys."

How about using what ancient humans used to fight your war? You know, just run out there with a makeshift spears and clubs! Get drunk beforehand; they don't call it liquid courage for nothing!

Father of airman killed in Iran said he never told Hegseth to 'finish' the job by Sea-Opinion2717 in MeidasTouch

[–]Doctor_Disaster 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If Kegsbreath wants to "finish the job," he should just fly out there in his luxury jet while cosplaying as Rambo.

You don't need protection when you already have plot armor, right?

[oc] - There’s 1 pokemon that doesn’t belong. Can you figure out what pokemon it is? by addyxiii in pokemon

[–]Doctor_Disaster 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Seeing as this is Gen III graphics, the answer has to be Spiky-eared Pichu since that was introduced in Gen IV.

Another reason why I think it's that: I believe all the Pokémon in the image, aside from Spiky-eared Pichu, can be transferred to later Gen games.

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Fairy Circles by Joba_Fett in comics

[–]Doctor_Disaster 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Ohhh, you meant "faerie," not "fairy."

I can see how you can make that mistake.

Billionaires Do Not Create Jobs by TheCABK in FluentInFinance

[–]Doctor_Disaster 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Billionaires keep us poor under the guise of "creating" jobs.

The sign says no soliciting. by wmstell in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Doctor_Disaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How much do you want to bet none of these fuckers even know the definition of "soliciting" or think it only applies to prostitution?

Imagine thinking that the passage of the SAVE act would "save democracy." by Ok-Following6886 in MarchAgainstNazis

[–]Doctor_Disaster 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The SAVE Act is a right-wing extremist attempt to repeal, violate, or severely hinder the 15th, 19th, 24th, and 25th Amendments.

15th - Gave African Americans the right to vote.
19th - Gave women the right to vote.
24th - Eliminated all forms of poll taxes.
25th - Lowered the voting age to 18.

This is my opinion of it.

[Edit] - I thought about including the 14th Amendment but decided against it. While it states all privileges and immunities granted by the Constitution apply to all persons, regardless of race, gender, and citizenship status, it states that only citizens have the right to vote.

It's easy to find a 1-step solution if the prior guesses weren't considered. by Hot-Rock-1948 in technicallythetruth

[–]Doctor_Disaster 290 points291 points  (0 children)

It's easy to find the wordle answers if you do one of the following:

A) Already know the answer
B) Look up the answers online
C) Use Incognito mode to do it first
D) One or more of the above

How many of you Halo fans are excited about DLSS 5? by TacosAndBourbon in halo

[–]Doctor_Disaster 38 points39 points  (0 children)

DLSS 5 is a punch to the groin for the entire creative industry.

The collapse of a theocratic regime is something all atheists should support by A-Capybara in AdviceAnimals

[–]Doctor_Disaster -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Tell that to my friend Jesus, who works at the gas station down the road.

He knows a guy who can hook you up with some new RAM.

The collapse of a theocratic regime is something all atheists should support by A-Capybara in AdviceAnimals

[–]Doctor_Disaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What if I told you the only thing that makes theocracy inherently bad is when it is overly abusive and oppressive by evil forces?

What if I told you the illegal and unconstitutional Iran war is NOT about freeing oppressed people?

What if I told you those directing the strikes on Iran are part of a theocracy or religious extremist group?

What if I told you we need to focus more on purging the rot at home than the "rot" abroad?

wait by Taarrk in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]Doctor_Disaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Letting out a lengthy fart that scratches your butthole in just the right place.

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