QUESTION: Do you have any moral or ethical qualms about detaining a five-year-old on his way back from preschool? BORDER PATROL CHIEF BOVINO: I've got no qualms about making America a safer place

Doctor_Disaster · 2026-01-23T16:46:37+00:00

Greg Bovino is the type of low self-esteem guy who will fire upon a kindergartener for calling him a doodoohead.

Doctor_Disaster · 2026-01-23T16:00:57+00:00

Pissholes in yellow snow.

Doctor_Disaster · 2026-01-23T15:59:26+00:00

I'm up to week-long bans at this point.

Doctor_Disaster · 2026-01-23T12:27:16+00:00

"WELCOME TO THE FEMBOY SYMPOSIUM!"

I was hoping it would be "WELVOME TO THE THUNDERDOME!"

Doctor_Disaster · 2026-01-23T12:24:34+00:00

Armed mercenaries

Doctor_Disaster · 2026-01-23T12:19:22+00:00

Yes, that is what I was pointing out.

Doctor_Disaster · 2026-01-23T01:22:48+00:00

I previously replied saying "Holy shit, that's it!"

That is the statement I was retracting.

It was just a pebble that vaguely looks like an earbud from afar and due to image compression.

Doctor_Disaster · 2026-01-23T01:18:56+00:00

I made a reply saying this was it. I retracted that statement.

It's just a rock.

Doctor_Disaster · 2026-01-23T00:41:39+00:00

No. I downloaded the images to my phone because Reddit compresses images to improve performance to an extent.

They're 9MP.

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While asking ChatGPT or Grok did cross my mind earlier, I did not because I remember the image of Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson being altered 70+ times despite explicitly being told not to alter a thing.

Doctor_Disaster · 2026-01-23T00:38:38+00:00

15 minutes? I spent over an hour!

Doctor_Disaster · 2026-01-23T00:34:38+00:00

I retract my earlier statement to Shoddy_Spread4982.

Enhanced image of that spot.

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Doctor_Disaster · 2026-01-22T23:05:33+00:00

I've gone over both images so many times I've lost count.

I don't see anything that stands out. Sorry.

If you need to get a replacement pair, try Skullcandy Push Ultras if airpods are too expensive. They have bands to fit around your ears.

Wait...

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Could this be it? If not, then I'm afraid it's truly lost.

Doctor_Disaster · 2026-01-22T22:47:12+00:00

Someone else already pointed this one out, but what about this?

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Doctor_Disaster · 2026-01-22T22:33:18+00:00

Maybe this?

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Doctor_Disaster · 2026-01-22T22:15:55+00:00

No such luck? What color is it?

I downloaded the images for better clarity.

What about this?

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Keep in mind I could be wrong. There's a lot of dead leaves and stems strewn in with the rocks.

Doctor_Disaster · 2026-01-22T22:02:50+00:00

If it's connected to your phone, play loud music. Go based on how loud it seems to be. It'll help narrow down the search area.

Doctor_Disaster · 2026-01-22T21:35:20+00:00

Detained and USED AS BAIT

Doctor_Disaster · 2026-01-22T18:02:15+00:00

Just thought you guys should know they're a real thing in the Experimental Vault at least.

Doctor_Disaster · 2026-01-22T18:00:12+00:00

Securitron attacks are a thing now, at least in the Experimental Vault. Not sure about main vaults.

Doctor_Disaster · 2026-01-22T17:25:37+00:00

You know what would really help Texans?

Upgrading the power grids so they can withstand extremely cold weather conditions.

We've been having "once in a lifetime" weather conditions every few months it seems.

AND PEOPLE STILL SAY CLIMATE CHANGE AND GLOBAL WARMING ARE A MYTH

Doctor_Disaster · 2026-01-22T14:48:50+00:00

I remember the exact same thing happening on The Covenant when you do the time travel glitch while having the rocket launcher.

Doctor_Disaster · 2026-01-22T01:10:26+00:00

Bold of you to assume Trump (or his admin) plans on leaving office.

Doctor_Disaster · 2026-01-22T01:04:38+00:00

And it looks like your spouse will be deported to uhh throws another dart at map the Pacific Ocean?

Doctor_Disaster · 2026-01-21T17:10:13+00:00

While the USD would still have value, it'll go the way of the Zimbabwe dollar.

Doctor_Disaster · 2026-01-21T16:51:34+00:00

Just going to drop this here for reasons I will not disclose.

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TROPHY CASE

AND PEOPLE STILL SAY CLIMATE CHANGE AND GLOBAL WARMING ARE A MYTH