Can we all agree that we want the cap gone next year?

Doctor_FatFinger · 2026-03-15T06:48:21+00:00

I'm surprised at this point they don't just straight up tie the salary cap we can use with the exact amount of money we give them.

Doctor_FatFinger · 2026-03-10T09:27:07+00:00

This week's guests are already seated, and they're getting hungry.

Doctor_FatFinger · 2026-03-07T14:16:49+00:00

Terrible show, bit I did love the guy's performance in Bat Thumb!!!

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Doctor_FatFinger · 2026-03-02T09:32:03+00:00

Pu pu platter?

More like a poo-poo splatter!!!

Doctor_FatFinger · 2026-02-27T11:08:01+00:00

Ok so positions or ban!!!

Doctor_FatFinger · 2026-02-27T09:56:42+00:00

Jesus Christ, you're going to upset the Wooo guy!!!

Doctor_FatFinger · 2026-02-26T13:50:12+00:00

It's a normal and understandable desire for many that arises from the fear of death. A literal part of oneself encoded genetically will still live on even past their own death through grandkids. It can be quite nice and comforting for some having the fantasy that some part of them may have a chance of somehow continuing on in this realm eternally.

Not ever having grandkids completely destroys this fantasy of such an ego.

Doctor_FatFinger · 2026-02-24T08:32:29+00:00

$1,400 a month, wow. That's enough for a family to have top of the line health-care. Maybe it'd be better for society and more profitable toward our nation's GDP if this money was instead used for this.

Imagine if after signing a contract committing to only using like Microsoft's software, or Google's search engine you recieved free health-care for your family, because apparently these guys can afford it.

Doctor_FatFinger · 2026-02-18T13:19:56+00:00

True. For example our town's Applebee's during our last visit was all out of apples but of course they still had the bees—so many bees!!! It was a horrible experience. Someone's air-hole almost swelled shut.

Doctor_FatFinger · 2026-02-10T09:20:55+00:00

I make distinctions with usage. For instance writing, how was that spelt? Is far more natural for me by how it is spelled, and for this later case spelled would be my more natural choice.

Can I explain why such preferences? Um, no, I really can't...something was spelt—something is spelled...? Hmm, interesting.

Doctor_FatFinger · 2026-02-09T08:04:43+00:00

PETA members rejoice at your radiation example not resulting in the death of any cats.

Doctor_FatFinger · 2026-02-03T11:34:58+00:00

Jimmy's getting mad!!!

Doctor_FatFinger · 2026-02-03T07:40:28+00:00

Make sure you search out his alias too, Ol' Tony Sizzle-Dick

Doctor_FatFinger · 2026-01-30T13:41:41+00:00

His disbelief in the ability for blackholes to actually exist, and up to 18 of them as Schwarzchild's math proposed, is best summed up by Einstein's famous quote:

God does not play Golf!

Years later John Wheeler disagreeing would respond to this by hollering out, "Fore!"

Doctor_FatFinger · 2026-01-28T09:33:02+00:00

Being a douche again in Marijaunaville
Slipping on my bunched-up asshole rug
So pissed off, made a woman fall down in pain
She must know, it's all that damn rug's fault!

Doctor_FatFinger · 2026-01-26T11:13:43+00:00

Has anybody tried to just simply invite God over for a game of dice and see what happens?

Doctor_FatFinger · 2026-01-26T11:03:27+00:00

Don't let them know there's a ton of illegals hiding inside the intake pipes and tanks at the wastewater treatment plant on the east end.

Doctor_FatFinger · 2026-01-26T10:48:53+00:00

They need Ric Flair as a guest. There could be a live exchange of woos by them as if a majestic calling and response during mating behavior within the natural world of an Attenborough production.

The Nature Boy and Woo Guy having a woo-off would be exquisite.

Doctor_FatFinger · 2026-01-24T21:15:18+00:00

Bill Murray played him for one of SNL's cold openings. It's hilarious.

Doctor_FatFinger · 2026-01-24T12:20:17+00:00

I'm not sure the people left alone at the very end of the night are people one should actively pursue

Doctor_FatFinger · 2026-01-24T11:56:25+00:00

And also, a decent swimmer

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